Nichole 🌈⟬⟭
@heilnichole.bsky.social
she / her
The neverending trials failed to kill me, and once again I bloom a lotus flower.
The neverending trials failed to kill me, and once again I bloom a lotus flower.
Further proof that 2025 is whack. My kids let us sleep until 9a and "forgot" about their stockings (which they are allowed to pillage before presents)
It's the end of days for certain.
It's the end of days for certain.
December 25, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Further proof that 2025 is whack. My kids let us sleep until 9a and "forgot" about their stockings (which they are allowed to pillage before presents)
It's the end of days for certain.
It's the end of days for certain.
Can I opt out of holidays from now on?
Tired of everyone becoming unhinged.
Tired of everyone becoming unhinged.
December 25, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Can I opt out of holidays from now on?
Tired of everyone becoming unhinged.
Tired of everyone becoming unhinged.
No, coworker, I don't want to "have a quick call"
Behave like a normal person and email or ping me
Behave like a normal person and email or ping me
a man with glasses and a suit says first of all eww
Alt: Gif of Tim Gunn...or a pale man with glasses and a dark suit. Text caption says "first of all eww"
media.tenor.com
December 17, 2025 at 4:17 AM
No, coworker, I don't want to "have a quick call"
Behave like a normal person and email or ping me
Behave like a normal person and email or ping me
Y'all we aren't even through year 1 of this nightmare.
I don't know how we survive.
I don't know how we survive.
December 11, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Y'all we aren't even through year 1 of this nightmare.
I don't know how we survive.
I don't know how we survive.
Starting to have a real crisis of conscience with my tech job 🫠
December 10, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Starting to have a real crisis of conscience with my tech job 🫠
Someday Asics will make wide width stability shoes in a fun colorway.
Today is not that day.
Today is not that day.
November 29, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Someday Asics will make wide width stability shoes in a fun colorway.
Today is not that day.
Today is not that day.
Cooking the heart and liver for dinner today because I am iron deficient. The gizzards and neck are going in the pot with the bones for stock.
Dogs will be sad they aren't getting anything 😄
Dogs will be sad they aren't getting anything 😄
November 28, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Cooking the heart and liver for dinner today because I am iron deficient. The gizzards and neck are going in the pot with the bones for stock.
Dogs will be sad they aren't getting anything 😄
Dogs will be sad they aren't getting anything 😄
Unread physical books: ~30.
Unread on Kindle: 334
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Unread on Kindle: 334
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November 26, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Unread physical books: ~30.
Unread on Kindle: 334
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Unread on Kindle: 334
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My 9 yo asking why we didn't see Wicked for Good on opening day. My guy, you didn't even make it through the first movie in the theatre 😆
November 23, 2025 at 3:12 AM
My 9 yo asking why we didn't see Wicked for Good on opening day. My guy, you didn't even make it through the first movie in the theatre 😆
No one owes you sex. Including your wife.
October 25, 2025 at 1:28 AM
No one owes you sex. Including your wife.
Double tuber trouble
Potato (L) and his sidekick, Big Mac (R)
Potato (L) and his sidekick, Big Mac (R)
October 25, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Double tuber trouble
Potato (L) and his sidekick, Big Mac (R)
Potato (L) and his sidekick, Big Mac (R)
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I saw a tragically AI-generated version of this poster, so I have recreated a 100% human-made version for all your protest sign needs.
October 18, 2025 at 4:00 PM
I saw a tragically AI-generated version of this poster, so I have recreated a 100% human-made version for all your protest sign needs.
YESSSSS
October 19, 2025 at 3:30 PM
YESSSSS
There's a lot I hate about smartphones but holy moly having random photos and videos of my kids' whole lives is fucking amazing.
October 19, 2025 at 3:28 PM
There's a lot I hate about smartphones but holy moly having random photos and videos of my kids' whole lives is fucking amazing.
At what age does the kids' bedtime stop being a complete clusterfuck?!
Pls be soon, I beg 🙏
Pls be soon, I beg 🙏
October 16, 2025 at 1:40 AM
At what age does the kids' bedtime stop being a complete clusterfuck?!
Pls be soon, I beg 🙏
Pls be soon, I beg 🙏
And again
I hope America is as lucky as the delta jet - everyone survives but the right wing explodes
October 15, 2025 at 7:18 PM
And again
And if I just walk into traffic?
October 15, 2025 at 7:16 PM
And if I just walk into traffic?
I'm the one in perimenopause but my husband is the one next to the air con AND a fan clipped to the headboard 😆
September 20, 2025 at 1:05 AM
I'm the one in perimenopause but my husband is the one next to the air con AND a fan clipped to the headboard 😆
Don't worry, we didn't have Pinky the axolotl for dinner. She's just chilling in the stock pot while we cleaned and moved her tank
April 5, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Don't worry, we didn't have Pinky the axolotl for dinner. She's just chilling in the stock pot while we cleaned and moved her tank
The Zojirushi really is amazing.
April 5, 2025 at 6:55 PM
The Zojirushi really is amazing.
This is 100% my child. "I want to buy all the seafood"
(Except octopus, we don't eat them)
(Except octopus, we don't eat them)
April 4, 2025 at 11:45 PM
This is 100% my child. "I want to buy all the seafood"
(Except octopus, we don't eat them)
(Except octopus, we don't eat them)
Feeling sorry for myself and a little jealous of nearby families who have their family support nearby. How nice would it be to have some help 😭
April 2, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Feeling sorry for myself and a little jealous of nearby families who have their family support nearby. How nice would it be to have some help 😭