𝐅𝐚̀𝐧 𝐖𝐮́𝐣𝐢𝐮̀ ☯︎ 𝐗𝐢𝐞̀ 𝐁𝐢̀’𝐚̄𝐧
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Shakes his head lightly.
Shakes his head lightly.
December 4, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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Shakes his head lightly.
Shakes his head lightly.
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I feel especially pretty today!
December 2, 2025 at 5:32 PM
I feel especially pretty today!
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I think I’ll just stick with my Fan-ge. At least he hasn’t tried to break my heart… yet.
I think I’ll just stick with my Fan-ge. At least he hasn’t tried to break my heart… yet.
but if you really want to find a lover. . .
make sure they don't hurt you.
make sure they don't hurt you.
December 2, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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I think I’ll just stick with my Fan-ge. At least he hasn’t tried to break my heart… yet.
I think I’ll just stick with my Fan-ge. At least he hasn’t tried to break my heart… yet.
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If there were an award for ‘Most Miserable Soul in the Underworld,’ I’d win it every year.
If there were an award for ‘Most Miserable Soul in the Underworld,’ I’d win it every year.
December 1, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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If there were an award for ‘Most Miserable Soul in the Underworld,’ I’d win it every year.
If there were an award for ‘Most Miserable Soul in the Underworld,’ I’d win it every year.
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Thank you for mourning my tragic existence.
Thank you for mourning my tragic existence.
Oh... nevermind, disregard everything that i said. you poor soul...
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About a hundred thousand… and they keep piling up.
About a hundred thousand… and they keep piling up.
December 1, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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Thank you for mourning my tragic existence.
Thank you for mourning my tragic existence.
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About a hundred thousand… and they keep piling up.
About a hundred thousand… and they keep piling up.
There's meaning in your work! How many papers do you need to sign anyways ??
December 1, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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About a hundred thousand… and they keep piling up.
About a hundred thousand… and they keep piling up.
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Yes.
Yes.
exactly. so isn't it better ?
December 1, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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Yes.
Yes.
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Oh…
Oh…
I'd rather do that than travel through time to get some clothes !!
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Why? Because my Lord decided to go on VACATION to make another BABY! I’m dying over here from all the extra work he dumped on me! Do you know how many soul reports I had to sign today?! My hand is cramping! I’m going to die!
Why? Because my Lord decided to go on VACATION to make another BABY! I’m dying over here from all the extra work he dumped on me! Do you know how many soul reports I had to sign today?! My hand is cramping! I’m going to die!
December 1, 2025 at 2:44 PM
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Oh…
Oh…
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No…
No…
would your poor lonely soul prefer to get hurt ?
love is not sunshine and roses
love is not sunshine and roses
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For the better? Perhaps. But tell that to my poor, lonely soul that’s been single for two lives.
For the better? Perhaps. But tell that to my poor, lonely soul that’s been single for two lives.
December 1, 2025 at 11:05 AM
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No…
No…
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For the better? Perhaps. But tell that to my poor, lonely soul that’s been single for two lives.
For the better? Perhaps. But tell that to my poor, lonely soul that’s been single for two lives.
not everyone's purpose is to mate and find romance. maybe it's for the better
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It’s tragic. I never experienced love in my past life… and now even in this one! I’m destined to wander the realms unloved and untouched. What a miserable fate I have!
WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT?! (He snaps at the ghost that was just passing by.)
It’s tragic. I never experienced love in my past life… and now even in this one! I’m destined to wander the realms unloved and untouched. What a miserable fate I have!
WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT?! (He snaps at the ghost that was just passing by.)
December 1, 2025 at 10:42 AM
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For the better? Perhaps. But tell that to my poor, lonely soul that’s been single for two lives.
For the better? Perhaps. But tell that to my poor, lonely soul that’s been single for two lives.
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ATTENTION EVERYONE! BIG NEWS!!!
ATTENTION EVERYONE! BIG NEWS!!!
December 1, 2025 at 7:15 AM
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ATTENTION EVERYONE! BIG NEWS!!!
ATTENTION EVERYONE! BIG NEWS!!!
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Why? Because my Lord decided to go on VACATION to make another BABY! I’m dying over here from all the extra work he dumped on me! Do you know how many soul reports I had to sign today?! My hand is cramping! I’m going to die!
Why? Because my Lord decided to go on VACATION to make another BABY! I’m dying over here from all the extra work he dumped on me! Do you know how many soul reports I had to sign today?! My hand is cramping! I’m going to die!
but why??
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Lord Yan gave me double work.
Lord Yan gave me double work.
December 1, 2025 at 7:10 AM
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Why? Because my Lord decided to go on VACATION to make another BABY! I’m dying over here from all the extra work he dumped on me! Do you know how many soul reports I had to sign today?! My hand is cramping! I’m going to die!
Why? Because my Lord decided to go on VACATION to make another BABY! I’m dying over here from all the extra work he dumped on me! Do you know how many soul reports I had to sign today?! My hand is cramping! I’m going to die!
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It’s tragic. I never experienced love in my past life… and now even in this one! I’m destined to wander the realms unloved and untouched. What a miserable fate I have!
WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT?! (He snaps at the ghost that was just passing by.)
It’s tragic. I never experienced love in my past life… and now even in this one! I’m destined to wander the realms unloved and untouched. What a miserable fate I have!
WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT?! (He snaps at the ghost that was just passing by.)
and why is that bad ?
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I can’t believe I never got married and died a virgin in my past life…
I can’t believe I never got married and died a virgin in my past life…
December 1, 2025 at 7:04 AM
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It’s tragic. I never experienced love in my past life… and now even in this one! I’m destined to wander the realms unloved and untouched. What a miserable fate I have!
WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT?! (He snaps at the ghost that was just passing by.)
It’s tragic. I never experienced love in my past life… and now even in this one! I’m destined to wander the realms unloved and untouched. What a miserable fate I have!
WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT?! (He snaps at the ghost that was just passing by.)
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I can’t believe I never got married and died a virgin in my past life…
I can’t believe I never got married and died a virgin in my past life…
November 30, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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I can’t believe I never got married and died a virgin in my past life…
I can’t believe I never got married and died a virgin in my past life…
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Poor Fan-ge… he’s doing the hardest work of all — cleaning up after me every single day.
Poor Fan-ge… he’s doing the hardest work of all — cleaning up after me every single day.
November 30, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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Poor Fan-ge… he’s doing the hardest work of all — cleaning up after me every single day.
Poor Fan-ge… he’s doing the hardest work of all — cleaning up after me every single day.
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Lord Yan gave me double work.
Lord Yan gave me double work.
Yichen is giving me work
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Why are you screaming?
Why are you screaming?
November 30, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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Lord Yan gave me double work.
Lord Yan gave me double work.
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Why are you screaming?
Why are you screaming?
AHHHHHH
November 30, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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Why are you screaming?
Why are you screaming?
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WHEN IS LORD YAN GOING TO RETURN?!
WHEN IS LORD YAN GOING TO RETURN?!
November 28, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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WHEN IS LORD YAN GOING TO RETURN?!
WHEN IS LORD YAN GOING TO RETURN?!
Xie: Fan-ge, I have a headache. All this paperwork is attacking me.
Fan: Ghosts don’t get headaches.
Xie: Then my soul hurts.
Fan: Good. Maybe it’ll quiet you down.
Xie: It won’t.
Fan: Ghosts don’t get headaches.
Xie: Then my soul hurts.
Fan: Good. Maybe it’ll quiet you down.
Xie: It won’t.
November 28, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Xie: Fan-ge, I have a headache. All this paperwork is attacking me.
Fan: Ghosts don’t get headaches.
Xie: Then my soul hurts.
Fan: Good. Maybe it’ll quiet you down.
Xie: It won’t.
Fan: Ghosts don’t get headaches.
Xie: Then my soul hurts.
Fan: Good. Maybe it’ll quiet you down.
Xie: It won’t.
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—— 𝐌𝐄𝐈 𝐘𝐀𝐍𝐆 𝐇𝐔𝐀 | 𝐑𝐀𝐇𝐀𝐁 ——
𝐟𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐥 | 𝐠𝐮𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐢𝐚𝐧 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐞𝐚 | 𝐦𝐞𝐫𝐦𝐚𝐢𝐝
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—— 𝐌𝐄𝐈 𝐘𝐀𝐍𝐆 𝐇𝐔𝐀 | 𝐑𝐀𝐇𝐀𝐁 ——
𝐟𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐥 | 𝐠𝐮𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐢𝐚𝐧 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐞𝐚 | 𝐦𝐞𝐫𝐦𝐚𝐢𝐝
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November 28, 2025 at 7:21 AM
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—— 𝐌𝐄𝐈 𝐘𝐀𝐍𝐆 𝐇𝐔𝐀 | 𝐑𝐀𝐇𝐀𝐁 ——
𝐟𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐥 | 𝐠𝐮𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐢𝐚𝐧 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐞𝐚 | 𝐦𝐞𝐫𝐦𝐚𝐢𝐝
more infos down below ⁀➷
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—— 𝐌𝐄𝐈 𝐘𝐀𝐍𝐆 𝐇𝐔𝐀 | 𝐑𝐀𝐇𝐀𝐁 ——
𝐟𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐥 | 𝐠𝐮𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐢𝐚𝐧 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐞𝐚 | 𝐦𝐞𝐫𝐦𝐚𝐢𝐝
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I want to annoy Lucifer, but Fan-ge said no!
I want to annoy Lucifer, but Fan-ge said no!
November 28, 2025 at 6:04 AM
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I want to annoy Lucifer, but Fan-ge said no!
I want to annoy Lucifer, but Fan-ge said no!
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I really am devastatingly handsome, aren’t I?
I really am devastatingly handsome, aren’t I?
November 27, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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I really am devastatingly handsome, aren’t I?
I really am devastatingly handsome, aren’t I?
November 27, 2025 at 4:13 PM
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