Fan: You are.
Xie: You’re supposed to be on my side!
Fan: I’m on the side of facts.
Xie: Argh!!!
Fan: You are.
Xie: You’re supposed to be on my side!
Fan: I’m on the side of facts.
Xie: Argh!!!
Supreme! LingWen AU
𝐖𝐡𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐩𝐞𝐫
~ 𝘖𝘯𝘤𝘦 𝘶𝘱𝘰𝘯 𝘢 𝘥𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘮 ~
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Supreme! LingWen AU
𝐖𝐡𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐩𝐞𝐫
~ 𝘖𝘯𝘤𝘦 𝘶𝘱𝘰𝘯 𝘢 𝘥𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘮 ~
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I swear, half the souls I escort are in love with me.
I swear, half the souls I escort are in love with me.
I’m the kind one.
I’m the kind one.
𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕾𝖎𝖓 𝖔𝖋 𝕲𝖑𝖚𝖙𝖙𝖔𝖓𝖞
𝕿𝖆𝖔𝖙𝖎𝖊
𝕹𝖊𝖕𝖍𝖊𝖜 𝖔𝖋 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝕯𝖊𝖛𝖎𝖑 𝖍𝖎𝖒𝖘𝖊𝖑𝖋
𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕾𝖎𝖓 𝖔𝖋 𝕲𝖑𝖚𝖙𝖙𝖔𝖓𝖞
𝕿𝖆𝖔𝖙𝖎𝖊
𝕹𝖊𝖕𝖍𝖊𝖜 𝖔𝖋 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝕯𝖊𝖛𝖎𝖑 𝖍𝖎𝖒𝖘𝖊𝖑𝖋
Fan: Stop that.
Xie: We’re synchronized!
Fan: It’s annoying.
Xie: That’s the point!
Fan: …
Fan: Stop that.
Xie: We’re synchronized!
Fan: It’s annoying.
Xie: That’s the point!
Fan: …
@everdreamofme.bsky.social, can you switch duties with me? You’re looking after young lord Hao like he’s your personal assignment. I want a turn!
@everdreamofme.bsky.social, can you switch duties with me? You’re looking after young lord Hao like he’s your personal assignment. I want a turn!
Fan: You weren’t abandoned. You were assigned.
Xie: THAT’S EVEN WORSE!
Fan: You weren’t abandoned. You were assigned.
Xie: THAT’S EVEN WORSE!
Don’t be afraid. I’m here to guide you — not to harm you.
Don’t be afraid. I’m here to guide you — not to harm you.
Fan: Yes.
Xie: HEY! You’re supposed to defend me!
Fan: …
Fan: Yes.
Xie: HEY! You’re supposed to defend me!
Fan: …
My job is 10% escorting souls and 90% cleaning up Xie Bi’an’s mistakes.
My job is 10% escorting souls and 90% cleaning up Xie Bi’an’s mistakes.
I do my job. That’s enough.
I do my job. That’s enough.
𝓣𝓱𝓻𝓮𝓮 𝓣𝓪𝓲𝓵𝓮𝓭 𝓕𝓸𝔁
The newly born Sin of Lust
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𝓣𝓱𝓻𝓮𝓮 𝓣𝓪𝓲𝓵𝓮𝓭 𝓕𝓸𝔁
The newly born Sin of Lust
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Life IS unfair!
Life IS unfair!
Our Lord Yan left us behind, and because he’s gone, we’re suffering with all the extra work!
Our Lord Yan left us behind, and because he’s gone, we’re suffering with all the extra work!
Fan: No.
Xie: Great! So—
Fan: No.
Fan: No.
Xie: Great! So—
Fan: No.
I’m the sane one.
I’m the sane one.
I’m the handsome one.
I’m the handsome one.
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝐁𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐖𝐡𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐈𝐦𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞
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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝐁𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐖𝐡𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐈𝐦𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞
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