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Faith
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• midwestern soccer mom
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• third bullet point here
I was looking through an old church cookbook for a vegetable casserole and managed to find ... Party Turnips.

Party. Turnips. 🎉
November 25, 2025 at 2:48 AM
He's pretty cute for a fibonacci sequence.
November 6, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Last week my little neighbor girls were handing out homemade cardboard "cookies" to the neighborhood. I had some flowers left over from an event so I gave them each one.
Me: I love cookies! What kind are they?
Twin 1: Chocolate chip
Twin 2: (simultaneously) Cardboard
1/2
August 16, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Springfield, Ohio. My guess is about 1,000 strong showing up for a Love Thy Neighbor rally today in support of our Haitian neighbors.
August 2, 2025 at 11:52 PM
"Can there be any day but this,
Though many suns to shine endeavour?
We count three hundred, but we miss:
There is but one, and that one ever."
- George Herbert
April 20, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Reposted by Faith
The measles outbreak in Texas is reminding me of the public letter Roald Dahl wrote about losing his daughter to measles in 1962, just before the vaccine was publicly available.
February 15, 2025 at 5:49 PM
This group (and others) put my city through the meat grinder last fall and I can't tell you how happy I am to see them facing consequences for their actions. If nothing else than to have to pay lawyers and spend time in court.
www.springfieldnewssun.com/news/city-of...
City of Springfield, residents sue Blood Tribe neo-Nazi group in federal court
Lawsuit says in addition to swastika-and-guns march through Springfield, Blood Tribe group led deep, detailed "months-long campaign of harassment and intimidation."
www.springfieldnewssun.com
February 7, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Today I was looking for help to clear up the lingering smell after using the fryer, but house got auto corrected to horse. Google AI fearlessly accepted the challenge.
January 19, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Sound on for snoring cat.

If you look close you can see his toe fur blowing in the breeze of his snore.
January 17, 2025 at 10:31 PM
In case anyone needs a little ball of fur in their feed.
January 14, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Game: name a song that everyone knows the words to
Person 1: Star spangled banner
Person 2: Happy birthday
8yo niece: Everybody wants to rule the world
December 25, 2024 at 11:29 PM
My Christmas gift to the world is the knowledge that on the Planet Fitness treadmills you can enter your desired speed right on the little keypad and you do not have to boop the plus sign 57 times

Also good job to everyone for taking care of their health 👍
December 23, 2024 at 10:00 PM
I keep thinking about the health insurance CEO shooting yesterday. For me it crystallizes the fundamental dissonance of a private company whose mission is ostensibly health but whose bottom line is financial profits over keeping people alive and healthy. Same for big food corporations.
December 5, 2024 at 12:22 PM
It's not really Christmas until a dad says "the tree is lit fam."
December 1, 2024 at 7:46 PM
It's totally normal to go to the Smithsonian and see things from your childhood ... right?

My mom for sure still uses some of these.
November 30, 2024 at 3:27 AM