Jeff Jeffstofferson
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If I were a politician, I would carry a sign at all times with gibberish letters, just in case I do something embarrassing on camera people will think it’s clearly AI.
August 19, 2025 at 8:38 PM
If I were a politician, I would carry a sign at all times with gibberish letters, just in case I do something embarrassing on camera people will think it’s clearly AI.
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5. Uuuuuummmmm
4. Uuuuuuuuummmmm
3. Father guy on Baby Blues
2. Frog guy on The Good Place
1. Stuart Daniels on My Name is Earl
#MikeOMalley
4. Uuuuuuuuummmmm
3. Father guy on Baby Blues
2. Frog guy on The Good Place
1. Stuart Daniels on My Name is Earl
#MikeOMalley
Help! I’m trying to get Mike O’Malley trending on Bluesky. Please re-bloosk and post your top 5 Mike O’Malley roles:
5. Guest spot on The Good Place
4. Life with Roger
3. Digorno’s commercial where he loses his shit and yells “It’s not delivery!”
2. Nickelodeon’s Guts
1. Global Guts
#MikeOMalley
5. Guest spot on The Good Place
4. Life with Roger
3. Digorno’s commercial where he loses his shit and yells “It’s not delivery!”
2. Nickelodeon’s Guts
1. Global Guts
#MikeOMalley
May 30, 2025 at 7:07 PM
5. Uuuuuummmmm
4. Uuuuuuuuummmmm
3. Father guy on Baby Blues
2. Frog guy on The Good Place
1. Stuart Daniels on My Name is Earl
#MikeOMalley
4. Uuuuuuuuummmmm
3. Father guy on Baby Blues
2. Frog guy on The Good Place
1. Stuart Daniels on My Name is Earl
#MikeOMalley
Help! I’m trying to get Mike O’Malley trending on Bluesky. Please re-bloosk and post your top 5 Mike O’Malley roles:
5. Guest spot on The Good Place
4. Life with Roger
3. Digorno’s commercial where he loses his shit and yells “It’s not delivery!”
2. Nickelodeon’s Guts
1. Global Guts
#MikeOMalley
5. Guest spot on The Good Place
4. Life with Roger
3. Digorno’s commercial where he loses his shit and yells “It’s not delivery!”
2. Nickelodeon’s Guts
1. Global Guts
#MikeOMalley
May 30, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Help! I’m trying to get Mike O’Malley trending on Bluesky. Please re-bloosk and post your top 5 Mike O’Malley roles:
5. Guest spot on The Good Place
4. Life with Roger
3. Digorno’s commercial where he loses his shit and yells “It’s not delivery!”
2. Nickelodeon’s Guts
1. Global Guts
#MikeOMalley
5. Guest spot on The Good Place
4. Life with Roger
3. Digorno’s commercial where he loses his shit and yells “It’s not delivery!”
2. Nickelodeon’s Guts
1. Global Guts
#MikeOMalley
What is the verb form of BlueSky-ing? I mean, like the analog to tweeting back when twitter was a thing. My proposal: bloosk. “Uh oh, this guy is bloosking his hot takes again. Check out this guy’s bloosk.”
May 30, 2025 at 12:54 PM
What is the verb form of BlueSky-ing? I mean, like the analog to tweeting back when twitter was a thing. My proposal: bloosk. “Uh oh, this guy is bloosking his hot takes again. Check out this guy’s bloosk.”
Andor fans make the best damn memes I swear
May 18, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Andor fans make the best damn memes I swear
That final shot of Andor season 2. Wilmon has gone TOO FAR THIS TIME
May 14, 2025 at 3:44 AM
That final shot of Andor season 2. Wilmon has gone TOO FAR THIS TIME
I will be live blueskying my reactions to Andor tonight. Stay tuned to this thread!
April 30, 2025 at 12:53 AM
I will be live blueskying my reactions to Andor tonight. Stay tuned to this thread!
Me: I’ll take a latte.
Coffee person: Hot or iced?
Me: Room temperature, please.
Coffee person: Hot or iced?
Me: Room temperature, please.
April 27, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Me: I’ll take a latte.
Coffee person: Hot or iced?
Me: Room temperature, please.
Coffee person: Hot or iced?
Me: Room temperature, please.
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Still thinking about Andor
April 24, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Still thinking about Andor
My new pickup line: Damn girl, are you in charge of picking the new pope? Because you are an absolute smoke show.
April 21, 2025 at 4:58 PM
My new pickup line: Damn girl, are you in charge of picking the new pope? Because you are an absolute smoke show.
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At this rate MAGA will only be able to afford to rent the libs.
April 7, 2025 at 2:29 PM
At this rate MAGA will only be able to afford to rent the libs.
I sometimes forget how lucky I am to have watched this guy play for so long. What an incredible career. Here is the only half-decent photo I’ve gotten when seeing him play in person.
April 5, 2025 at 5:04 PM
I sometimes forget how lucky I am to have watched this guy play for so long. What an incredible career. Here is the only half-decent photo I’ve gotten when seeing him play in person.
… Starting to get a little worried about the economy, what do you guys think?
April 4, 2025 at 11:47 AM
… Starting to get a little worried about the economy, what do you guys think?
The first rule of Defenestration Club is, never stop talking about it.
If you use “defenestration” in a sentence, you have to then tell everybody the definition “in case you didn’t know”.
If others use it in a sentence, you have to say “great use of that word!” Don’t let ‘em think you don’t know!
If you use “defenestration” in a sentence, you have to then tell everybody the definition “in case you didn’t know”.
If others use it in a sentence, you have to say “great use of that word!” Don’t let ‘em think you don’t know!
April 1, 2025 at 5:12 PM
The first rule of Defenestration Club is, never stop talking about it.
If you use “defenestration” in a sentence, you have to then tell everybody the definition “in case you didn’t know”.
If others use it in a sentence, you have to say “great use of that word!” Don’t let ‘em think you don’t know!
If you use “defenestration” in a sentence, you have to then tell everybody the definition “in case you didn’t know”.
If others use it in a sentence, you have to say “great use of that word!” Don’t let ‘em think you don’t know!
Virginia mountains are the best mountains.
March 29, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Virginia mountains are the best mountains.
Reminds me of when I spent hours reading Combos reviews bc I swear they used to have more filling. A lady confirmed it & said “another of life’s simple pleasures ruined by corporate greed”. At first I laughed because I thought it was so dramatic…but she’s right. All I want are some decent chips man.
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March 27, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Reminds me of when I spent hours reading Combos reviews bc I swear they used to have more filling. A lady confirmed it & said “another of life’s simple pleasures ruined by corporate greed”. At first I laughed because I thought it was so dramatic…but she’s right. All I want are some decent chips man.
If this is ever revealed to be Chinese disinformation, it will be the funniest thing in history.
Vaxxed?
Simply an un-toppable “THEY don’t want you to know” right here…
This ebook will teach you all about how to own Big Pharma by drinking your own pee.
Simply an un-toppable “THEY don’t want you to know” right here…
This ebook will teach you all about how to own Big Pharma by drinking your own pee.
March 27, 2025 at 5:58 PM
If this is ever revealed to be Chinese disinformation, it will be the funniest thing in history.
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Vaxxed?
Simply an un-toppable “THEY don’t want you to know” right here…
This ebook will teach you all about how to own Big Pharma by drinking your own pee.
Simply an un-toppable “THEY don’t want you to know” right here…
This ebook will teach you all about how to own Big Pharma by drinking your own pee.
March 26, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Vaxxed?
Simply an un-toppable “THEY don’t want you to know” right here…
This ebook will teach you all about how to own Big Pharma by drinking your own pee.
Simply an un-toppable “THEY don’t want you to know” right here…
This ebook will teach you all about how to own Big Pharma by drinking your own pee.
Can you imagine how sad it must be to live life as a tree? You just stand around for 100 years until…the wind blows too hard and you fall down and die? Jesus, nature is pathetic
March 26, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Can you imagine how sad it must be to live life as a tree? You just stand around for 100 years until…the wind blows too hard and you fall down and die? Jesus, nature is pathetic
Ridiculous cats
March 22, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Ridiculous cats
Their white bread, if I recall, was called “White done right”. I sure hope he wasn’t in a white supremacy group. Holy shit this might be the face of evil.
March 21, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Their white bread, if I recall, was called “White done right”. I sure hope he wasn’t in a white supremacy group. Holy shit this might be the face of evil.