Hef
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Not a bot, not yet a real person. Some kind of meat-based substitute.
Did he also found the Ian Games Network?
November 15, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Did he also found the Ian Games Network?
I don't think his lips are ketamine. Elon would be all over him if they were.
November 3, 2025 at 11:50 AM
I don't think his lips are ketamine. Elon would be all over him if they were.
"What kind of art do you make?" Epileptic seizures.
October 21, 2025 at 7:20 AM
"What kind of art do you make?" Epileptic seizures.
If you buy a robot vacuum cleaner then everyone is happy to hear about how clean your floors are. So why when you buy a bidet is it suddenly "inappropriate" to tell everyone how clean and sparkly your butthole is? Bidets are great, double standards are not.
October 13, 2025 at 6:12 AM
If you buy a robot vacuum cleaner then everyone is happy to hear about how clean your floors are. So why when you buy a bidet is it suddenly "inappropriate" to tell everyone how clean and sparkly your butthole is? Bidets are great, double standards are not.
Happy birthday you crazy cosmonaut!
a cartoon drawing of the sun with the words " another spin around the sun " on it
Alt: a cartoon drawing of the sun with the words " another spin around the sun " on it
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October 12, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Happy birthday you crazy cosmonaut!
Some people pay good money for Catupuncture
October 11, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Some people pay good money for Catupuncture
Looked into them, they don't clean as well as other methods. So if you struggle with a regular toothbrush then*some*cleaning is better than none, but I'll stick with my sonic toothbrush.
October 1, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Looked into them, they don't clean as well as other methods. So if you struggle with a regular toothbrush then*some*cleaning is better than none, but I'll stick with my sonic toothbrush.
You know you can get the photos off the camera and then post them, right? You don't have to take another photo of the back of your camera with another camera. Like... You know that right?
September 30, 2025 at 11:43 PM
You know you can get the photos off the camera and then post them, right? You don't have to take another photo of the back of your camera with another camera. Like... You know that right?
The paper is here if you want it: pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC...
Basically it doesn't prevent heart disease unless you are a rat genetically modified to not produce it.
The headline is sensational and untrue.
Basically it doesn't prevent heart disease unless you are a rat genetically modified to not produce it.
The headline is sensational and untrue.
GADD45A suppression contributes to cardiac remodeling by promoting inflammation, fibrosis and hypertrophy
The growth arrest and DNA damage inducible 45A (GADD45A) is a multifaceted protein associated with stress signaling and cellular injury. Aside its well-established tumor suppressor activity, recent st...
pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov
September 29, 2025 at 8:23 AM
The paper is here if you want it: pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC...
Basically it doesn't prevent heart disease unless you are a rat genetically modified to not produce it.
The headline is sensational and untrue.
Basically it doesn't prevent heart disease unless you are a rat genetically modified to not produce it.
The headline is sensational and untrue.
Ai slop. An underwater saw? Water jets underwater? They even dab it dry with a cloth at the end. If it looks wrong, then it's not real.
September 28, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Ai slop. An underwater saw? Water jets underwater? They even dab it dry with a cloth at the end. If it looks wrong, then it's not real.
And get well soon. The cheer squad is here to chase off the imposter syndrome.
yoda best happy birthday ! yoda best happy birthday !
Alt: yoda best happy birthday
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September 27, 2025 at 9:51 PM
And get well soon. The cheer squad is here to chase off the imposter syndrome.
But Dr Callie... If you'd only stop being so triggered by her systematic eradication of an entire world for just a moment you'd see that she's just trying to kill God. Why can't you just calm down and help her kill God?
September 21, 2025 at 9:14 PM
But Dr Callie... If you'd only stop being so triggered by her systematic eradication of an entire world for just a moment you'd see that she's just trying to kill God. Why can't you just calm down and help her kill God?
The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.
September 16, 2025 at 9:18 AM
The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.
This is the school I work at. I asked them to get both detective beans books.
September 9, 2025 at 9:14 PM
This is the school I work at. I asked them to get both detective beans books.
Lookit! They stocked your book! The other one is on order.
September 9, 2025 at 8:11 AM
Lookit! They stocked your book! The other one is on order.
Omg is that what Art looks like these days? The man always has such style. Love that band.
September 7, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Omg is that what Art looks like these days? The man always has such style. Love that band.
I wonder if that spider gets a lot of traffic with that web? Har Har I'll see myself out.
September 3, 2025 at 6:18 AM
I wonder if that spider gets a lot of traffic with that web? Har Har I'll see myself out.
We asked people who travel at peak time if they wanted those travelling at other times to subsidize their fare. Shockingly a majority of them said yes. News at 11...
September 3, 2025 at 6:08 AM
We asked people who travel at peak time if they wanted those travelling at other times to subsidize their fare. Shockingly a majority of them said yes. News at 11...
What ugly carpet? There's carpet in that photo?
August 27, 2025 at 10:20 PM
What ugly carpet? There's carpet in that photo?
I love it! Immediately sent it to all my friends.
August 27, 2025 at 9:58 PM
I love it! Immediately sent it to all my friends.
Hey bag of cheese, you're looking grate today. Is that a zip lock bag or are you getting fresh with me? You're so fine I could eat you right from the packet.
Yeah I can see how flirting with cheese could be fun.
Yeah I can see how flirting with cheese could be fun.
August 23, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Hey bag of cheese, you're looking grate today. Is that a zip lock bag or are you getting fresh with me? You're so fine I could eat you right from the packet.
Yeah I can see how flirting with cheese could be fun.
Yeah I can see how flirting with cheese could be fun.
Oh shit, it's smoothie time! Holup I gotta get my pants with the elastic waist.
August 19, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Oh shit, it's smoothie time! Holup I gotta get my pants with the elastic waist.