Hedonic Blade
@hedonicblade.bsky.social
A 🏳️🌈 guy who likes to play computer games. Poorly. He/him.
November 23, 2025 at 9:20 PM
And he certainly didn’t have a Visa.
October 14, 2025 at 12:27 PM
And he certainly didn’t have a Visa.
Unsolicited spotted dick pic
October 12, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Unsolicited spotted dick pic
Has anyone ever been killed by a rainbow crosswalk?
October 10, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Has anyone ever been killed by a rainbow crosswalk?
@voltanis.bsky.social Buy some Cool Whip
September 30, 2025 at 4:50 PM
@voltanis.bsky.social Buy some Cool Whip
Age yourself with a film you saw in a cinema as a kid
September 28, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Age yourself with a film you saw in a cinema as a kid
I’m pretty sure this is practicing medicine, and the president is not a licensed physician. Add that to charges against him.
September 26, 2025 at 4:34 PM
I’m pretty sure this is practicing medicine, and the president is not a licensed physician. Add that to charges against him.
If only a president would have a 6-month trial period before the PEOPLE could redo an election.
September 22, 2025 at 12:07 AM
If only a president would have a 6-month trial period before the PEOPLE could redo an election.
Okay, I just downgraded my T-Mobile plan so that it no longer covers Hulu. No more Disney/ABC for me.
September 18, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Okay, I just downgraded my T-Mobile plan so that it no longer covers Hulu. No more Disney/ABC for me.
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Why is the right so angry? They control the entire government and they’re still miserable f*cks.
Joy Reid nailed it.
Joy Reid nailed it.
September 16, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Why is the right so angry? They control the entire government and they’re still miserable f*cks.
Joy Reid nailed it.
Joy Reid nailed it.
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Fuck Comcast.
"A company-wide email from Comcast executives" mourns Charlie Kirk and "reminds employees that saying the wrong thing about Kirk’s legacy can get you fired swiftly."
Probably not a good thing for free speech!
www.404media.co/comcast-nbcu...
Probably not a good thing for free speech!
www.404media.co/comcast-nbcu...
Comcast Executives Warn Workers To Not Say The Wrong Thing About Charlie Kirk
An email sent to NBCUniversal employees, including journalists at NBC, MSNBC, CNBC, Bravo and more, eulogizes Charlie Kirk as an "advocate for open debate" and reminds staff that even milquetoast stat...
www.404media.co
September 16, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Fuck Comcast.
Please we need some #petpictures today. This is Ollie.
September 11, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Please we need some #petpictures today. This is Ollie.
Yeah today is doozy. Again, #FuckTrump and other Nazis.
September 11, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Yeah today is doozy. Again, #FuckTrump and other Nazis.
Department of War. Okay fuck peace I guess. I guess the Department of Health and Human Services also changed their name to the Department of War because fuck vaccines and your health.
September 5, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Department of War. Okay fuck peace I guess. I guess the Department of Health and Human Services also changed their name to the Department of War because fuck vaccines and your health.
This shit is happening before our very eyes and no one is raising a stink.
www.npr.org/2025/09/02/n...
www.npr.org/2025/09/02/n...
Trump administration blocks groups from voter registration at naturalization events
Nongovernmental groups like the League of Women Voters are now barred from registering new voters at naturalization ceremonies, the U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Services has announced.
www.npr.org
September 2, 2025 at 9:19 PM
This shit is happening before our very eyes and no one is raising a stink.
www.npr.org/2025/09/02/n...
www.npr.org/2025/09/02/n...
Wish me luck y’all. I’m headed to downtown Chicago and orange dick has an announcement today. I hope I make it out before the invasion.
September 2, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Wish me luck y’all. I’m headed to downtown Chicago and orange dick has an announcement today. I hope I make it out before the invasion.
Get your Potbelly and Buona Beefs ready to go. Extra gravy.
If you’re afraid of sandwiches, I’m not sure I’d recommend invading Chicago.
August 25, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Get your Potbelly and Buona Beefs ready to go. Extra gravy.
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Kamala Harris nailed it. We warned everyone the stakes were too high to hand the guy built for Project 2025 another shot — but noooo.
Ever have one of those mornings you just want to throw the window open and yell, FUCK YOU ALL? Yeah, that.
Ever have one of those mornings you just want to throw the window open and yell, FUCK YOU ALL? Yeah, that.
August 25, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Kamala Harris nailed it. We warned everyone the stakes were too high to hand the guy built for Project 2025 another shot — but noooo.
Ever have one of those mornings you just want to throw the window open and yell, FUCK YOU ALL? Yeah, that.
Ever have one of those mornings you just want to throw the window open and yell, FUCK YOU ALL? Yeah, that.
One of our textbooks had the word “Equity” in the title and it had to be removed from our curriculum. Mississippi, by the way. #FuckTrump.
August 20, 2025 at 1:14 AM
One of our textbooks had the word “Equity” in the title and it had to be removed from our curriculum. Mississippi, by the way. #FuckTrump.
I just started my second master’s program online for teaching French and TESOL. I didn’t think our dictator would affect a language program, but my instructor told us that all of the university’s books and courses had to reflect His beliefs. So our textbooks and assignments are now anti-DEI.
August 20, 2025 at 1:11 AM
I just started my second master’s program online for teaching French and TESOL. I didn’t think our dictator would affect a language program, but my instructor told us that all of the university’s books and courses had to reflect His beliefs. So our textbooks and assignments are now anti-DEI.
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FUCK JK ROWLING
pass it on
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FUCK JK ROWLING
pass it on
pass it on
FUCK JK ROWLING
pass it on
pass it on
August 17, 2025 at 5:13 PM
FUCK JK ROWLING
pass it on
pass it on
@kaeserage.bsky.social my local grocery store does not carry Jarlsberg cheese. I was sad. I will have to try a specialty shop.
August 14, 2025 at 6:49 PM
@kaeserage.bsky.social my local grocery store does not carry Jarlsberg cheese. I was sad. I will have to try a specialty shop.
Fuck Trump and now fuck the Smithsonian. Trump’s interpretation of American history is that Black people were treated fairly for who they are and America is the absolute zenith of freedom. He doing what Hitler did with German history. It’s all propaganda that people are just eating up.
BREAKING WSJ:
The Trump White House plans to conduct a far-reaching review of Smithsonian museum exhibitions, materials and operations ahead of America's 250th anniversary to ensure the museums align with "Trump's interpretation of American history." www.wsj.com/politics/pol...
The Trump White House plans to conduct a far-reaching review of Smithsonian museum exhibitions, materials and operations ahead of America's 250th anniversary to ensure the museums align with "Trump's interpretation of American history." www.wsj.com/politics/pol...
Exclusive | White House to Vet Smithsonian Museums to Fit Trump’s Historical Vision
Top White House officials will scrutinize exhibitions, internal processes, collections and artist grants ahead of America’s 250th anniversary.
www.wsj.com
August 12, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Fuck Trump and now fuck the Smithsonian. Trump’s interpretation of American history is that Black people were treated fairly for who they are and America is the absolute zenith of freedom. He doing what Hitler did with German history. It’s all propaganda that people are just eating up.