Samus has never acted vengeful, aggressive, or unwilling to obey authority. Her second game is about being sent on a mission to kill all the aliens and by the end she spares a baby to give to scientists instead.

“Oh just wait till you learn to hate yourself and your family just like me because everyone must have the same experiences as me. It’s normal. I am normal. Please tell me I’m normal, Pat. I’m so tired. I’m so godamn tired all the time. Please let this be normal.”

"Jiji, if nobody comes in I'm gonna have to eat pancakes forever and be fat, fat, faaaaaaat!"

Ten minutes into the video they start the run and then give a five minute explanation for why you have to collect the tutorial coconut.

Man, I wish I had haters this dedicated.

AI pushers have nothing of value to contribute, therefore nothing is lost when blocking their points of view from your timelines. No one benefits from engaging with losers.

I never understood why retail workers are expected to hate Christmas music but not the songs they put on repeat for the other nine months of the year. I’m expected to be fine hearing Breakfast at Tiffany’s every day but be upset at this banger? I don’t think so.

Safe, your mix-up is not. Punish that, you must. There is no try.