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Hedgewizard 🐈
@hedgewizard.beige.party.ap.brid.gy
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Irish British/Kiwi in Aotearoa. Writer, Dungeon Master, stressbaker, reluctant pharmacist, cat magnet. He/him.

Cursed from birth with a deformed sense of humour […]

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@swade2569
Ooh! Ooh! Bagpipe-playing cat
https://beige.party/@Hedgewizard/112879811230690225
Medieval illuminated illustration of cat playing the bagpipes. It looks strangely like a middle aged man with big ears, and is almost certainly the artist's caricature of a local figure
February 12, 2026 at 6:21 AM
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@seismic007
It's like you don't even enjoy mid-back pain any more
February 12, 2026 at 12:14 AM
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@msbellows
That... seems suboptimal
February 11, 2026 at 9:37 PM
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@seismic007
IT SENSES YOUR RETIREMENT, JUST LIKE MY FUCKING BACK
February 11, 2026 at 10:16 AM
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@seismic007
Fifty-nine for me!
February 11, 2026 at 12:37 AM
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@sundogplanets
But then how will they know the magic of Swindon?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Magic_Roundabout_(Swindon)
Traffic sign showing a ring junction made up of five mini-roundabouts arranged in a circle
February 7, 2026 at 8:30 AM