Hedgewizard π
@hedgewizard.beige.party.ap.brid.gy
Irish British/Kiwi in Aotearoa. Writer, Dungeon Master, stressbaker, reluctant pharmacist, cat magnet. He/him.
Cursed from birth with a deformed sense of humour [β¦]
π bridged from β https://beige.party/@Hedgewizard, follow @ap.brid.gy to interact
Cursed from birth with a deformed sense of humour [β¦]
π bridged from β https://beige.party/@Hedgewizard, follow @ap.brid.gy to interact
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To the last I grapple half-heartedly with thee; from the depths of exhaustion I stab at thee; for Peteβs sake I spit my... oh, just fuck off will you
February 10, 2026 at 7:25 AM
To the last I grapple half-heartedly with thee; from the depths of exhaustion I stab at thee; for Peteβs sake I spit my... oh, just fuck off will you
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Yesterday, upon the stair,
I gave a fuck that wasn't there
It wasn't there again today
I've zero fucks to give each day
I gave a fuck that wasn't there
It wasn't there again today
I've zero fucks to give each day
February 11, 2026 at 3:31 AM
Yesterday, upon the stair,
I gave a fuck that wasn't there
It wasn't there again today
I've zero fucks to give each day
I gave a fuck that wasn't there
It wasn't there again today
I've zero fucks to give each day
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In memory of Mike 'Spike' Magee, who came up with Magee's Box Theorem in 1983 during a particularly boring physics class. Simply put, his Box Theorem proposed that reality could be represented by an imprisoning cardboard box which, if escaped, would prove to be contained within a slightly larger [β¦]
Original post on beige.party
beige.party
February 12, 2026 at 12:48 AM
In memory of Mike 'Spike' Magee, who came up with Magee's Box Theorem in 1983 during a particularly boring physics class. Simply put, his Box Theorem proposed that reality could be represented by an imprisoning cardboard box which, if escaped, would prove to be contained within a slightly larger [β¦]
TIL the meaning of the Spanish word 'Ay'
February 12, 2026 at 6:29 AM
TIL the meaning of the Spanish word 'Ay'
February 12, 2026 at 6:21 AM
February 12, 2026 at 3:15 AM
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Social media protip: if you see a post that seems to lack context, check to see if itβs part of a thread before you complain about the lack of context.
This shouldnβt be on the user, but many platforms, including this one, make it less obvious than it should be.
This shouldnβt be on the user, but many platforms, including this one, make it less obvious than it should be.
February 11, 2026 at 8:02 PM
Social media protip: if you see a post that seems to lack context, check to see if itβs part of a thread before you complain about the lack of context.
This shouldnβt be on the user, but many platforms, including this one, make it less obvious than it should be.
This shouldnβt be on the user, but many platforms, including this one, make it less obvious than it should be.
In memory of Mike 'Spike' Magee, who came up with Magee's Box Theorem in 1983 during a particularly boring physics class. Simply put, his Box Theorem proposed that reality could be represented by an imprisoning cardboard box which, if escaped, would prove to be contained within a slightly larger [β¦]
Original post on beige.party
beige.party
February 12, 2026 at 12:48 AM
In memory of Mike 'Spike' Magee, who came up with Magee's Box Theorem in 1983 during a particularly boring physics class. Simply put, his Box Theorem proposed that reality could be represented by an imprisoning cardboard box which, if escaped, would prove to be contained within a slightly larger [β¦]
@seismic007
It's like you don't even enjoy mid-back pain any more
It's like you don't even enjoy mid-back pain any more
February 12, 2026 at 12:14 AM
@seismic007
It's like you don't even enjoy mid-back pain any more
It's like you don't even enjoy mid-back pain any more
@seismic007
IT SENSES YOUR RETIREMENT, JUST LIKE MY FUCKING BACK
IT SENSES YOUR RETIREMENT, JUST LIKE MY FUCKING BACK
February 11, 2026 at 10:16 AM
@seismic007
IT SENSES YOUR RETIREMENT, JUST LIKE MY FUCKING BACK
IT SENSES YOUR RETIREMENT, JUST LIKE MY FUCKING BACK
Yesterday, upon the stair,
I gave a fuck that wasn't there
It wasn't there again today
I've zero fucks to give each day
I gave a fuck that wasn't there
It wasn't there again today
I've zero fucks to give each day
February 11, 2026 at 3:31 AM
Yesterday, upon the stair,
I gave a fuck that wasn't there
It wasn't there again today
I've zero fucks to give each day
I gave a fuck that wasn't there
It wasn't there again today
I've zero fucks to give each day
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In honor of Black History Month, Iβm baking Peanut Butter Bread. Itβs about half-way through baking, and my house smells good! George Washington Carver knew what was up when he vibed on the peanut.
https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8946q1N/
https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8946q1N/
February 10, 2026 at 9:53 PM
In honor of Black History Month, Iβm baking Peanut Butter Bread. Itβs about half-way through baking, and my house smells good! George Washington Carver knew what was up when he vibed on the peanut.
https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8946q1N/
https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8946q1N/
To the last I grapple half-heartedly with thee; from the depths of exhaustion I stab at thee; for Peteβs sake I spit my... oh, just fuck off will you
February 10, 2026 at 7:25 AM
To the last I grapple half-heartedly with thee; from the depths of exhaustion I stab at thee; for Peteβs sake I spit my... oh, just fuck off will you
Terrified Conservatives Lose Ability To Speak English After Exposure To Bad Bunny Performance (βΒ‘Dios MΓo!β Cry Millions Of Panicking Republicans) [β¦]
Original post on beige.party
beige.party
February 10, 2026 at 5:54 AM
Terrified Conservatives Lose Ability To Speak English After Exposure To Bad Bunny Performance (βΒ‘Dios MΓo!β Cry Millions Of Panicking Republicans) [β¦]
Pancake Rocks, south of Westport. Just passing through, as you do
#southislandnz
#southislandnz
February 9, 2026 at 7:13 PM
Pancake Rocks, south of Westport. Just passing through, as you do
#southislandnz
#southislandnz
We just missed the tidal conditions for the blowholes here :(
It's just as well I don't work in tourism. I would have built a walkway right over the blowholes and renamed it "The Pancake Rocks, Blowholes and Sinus Rinse Experience"
#southislandnz
It's just as well I don't work in tourism. I would have built a walkway right over the blowholes and renamed it "The Pancake Rocks, Blowholes and Sinus Rinse Experience"
#southislandnz
February 9, 2026 at 7:08 PM
We just missed the tidal conditions for the blowholes here :(
It's just as well I don't work in tourism. I would have built a walkway right over the blowholes and renamed it "The Pancake Rocks, Blowholes and Sinus Rinse Experience"
#southislandnz
It's just as well I don't work in tourism. I would have built a walkway right over the blowholes and renamed it "The Pancake Rocks, Blowholes and Sinus Rinse Experience"
#southislandnz
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A tale of two coasts in two weekends.
TΔhunanui in the east; drowsy pub lunches and dog walks. And Hokitika in the west, where the surf is hungry to chew up any vegetation (and swimmers!) incautious enough to end up in it
#southislandnewzealand
TΔhunanui in the east; drowsy pub lunches and dog walks. And Hokitika in the west, where the surf is hungry to chew up any vegetation (and swimmers!) incautious enough to end up in it
#southislandnewzealand
February 9, 2026 at 12:45 AM
A tale of two coasts in two weekends.
TΔhunanui in the east; drowsy pub lunches and dog walks. And Hokitika in the west, where the surf is hungry to chew up any vegetation (and swimmers!) incautious enough to end up in it
#southislandnewzealand
TΔhunanui in the east; drowsy pub lunches and dog walks. And Hokitika in the west, where the surf is hungry to chew up any vegetation (and swimmers!) incautious enough to end up in it
#southislandnewzealand
A tale of two coasts in two weekends.
TΔhunanui in the east; drowsy pub lunches and dog walks. And Hokitika in the west, where the surf is hungry to chew up any vegetation (and swimmers!) incautious enough to end up in it
#southislandnewzealand
TΔhunanui in the east; drowsy pub lunches and dog walks. And Hokitika in the west, where the surf is hungry to chew up any vegetation (and swimmers!) incautious enough to end up in it
#southislandnewzealand
February 9, 2026 at 12:45 AM
A tale of two coasts in two weekends.
TΔhunanui in the east; drowsy pub lunches and dog walks. And Hokitika in the west, where the surf is hungry to chew up any vegetation (and swimmers!) incautious enough to end up in it
#southislandnewzealand
TΔhunanui in the east; drowsy pub lunches and dog walks. And Hokitika in the west, where the surf is hungry to chew up any vegetation (and swimmers!) incautious enough to end up in it
#southislandnewzealand
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Tomorrow (Tues 10 Feb, 20:00 NZDT) is our next monthly #libre / #foss / #opensource meeting. All welcome! Find us at https://meeting.iridescent.nz - we talk about whatever interests those in attendance! No questions/topics too basic or too hard. We'll also discuss developments in digital [β¦]
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mastodon.nzoss.nz
February 8, 2026 at 8:37 PM
Tomorrow (Tues 10 Feb, 20:00 NZDT) is our next monthly #libre / #foss / #opensource meeting. All welcome! Find us at https://meeting.iridescent.nz - we talk about whatever interests those in attendance! No questions/topics too basic or too hard. We'll also discuss developments in digital [β¦]
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Some #goodnews for everyone but Shane Jones:
Fast-track panel drafts refusal of Manukaβs Taranaki seabed mining bid
https://archive.ph/2gfG5
π₯³
When we stand together, we win! βπ½
#ProtectTheOcean #stopseabedmining #oceans #nzpol
Fast-track panel drafts refusal of Manukaβs Taranaki seabed mining bid
https://archive.ph/2gfG5
π₯³
When we stand together, we win! βπ½
#ProtectTheOcean #stopseabedmining #oceans #nzpol
February 5, 2026 at 8:29 AM
Some #goodnews for everyone but Shane Jones:
Fast-track panel drafts refusal of Manukaβs Taranaki seabed mining bid
https://archive.ph/2gfG5
π₯³
When we stand together, we win! βπ½
#ProtectTheOcean #stopseabedmining #oceans #nzpol
Fast-track panel drafts refusal of Manukaβs Taranaki seabed mining bid
https://archive.ph/2gfG5
π₯³
When we stand together, we win! βπ½
#ProtectTheOcean #stopseabedmining #oceans #nzpol
@sundogplanets
But then how will they know the magic of Swindon?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Magic_Roundabout_(Swindon)
But then how will they know the magic of Swindon?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Magic_Roundabout_(Swindon)
February 7, 2026 at 8:30 AM
@sundogplanets
But then how will they know the magic of Swindon?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Magic_Roundabout_(Swindon)
But then how will they know the magic of Swindon?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Magic_Roundabout_(Swindon)
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Observations from a Canadian in New Zealand:
-Making NZers say "Saskatchewan" is kind of hilarious
-Roundabouts work really really well when everyone is used to them
-Drip coffee apparently does not exist (espresso-based coffee drinks only. Even at the one [β¦]
[Original post on mastodon.social]
-Making NZers say "Saskatchewan" is kind of hilarious
-Roundabouts work really really well when everyone is used to them
-Drip coffee apparently does not exist (espresso-based coffee drinks only. Even at the one [β¦]
[Original post on mastodon.social]
February 7, 2026 at 5:15 AM
Observations from a Canadian in New Zealand:
-Making NZers say "Saskatchewan" is kind of hilarious
-Roundabouts work really really well when everyone is used to them
-Drip coffee apparently does not exist (espresso-based coffee drinks only. Even at the one [β¦]
[Original post on mastodon.social]
-Making NZers say "Saskatchewan" is kind of hilarious
-Roundabouts work really really well when everyone is used to them
-Drip coffee apparently does not exist (espresso-based coffee drinks only. Even at the one [β¦]
[Original post on mastodon.social]