Heather Ezell
@heddameow.bsky.social
Nerd, musician, wife, step-mother
When you start out an op-ed with some very loud protesting that you are above the issue, you cut your knees out from under you
December 21, 2025 at 8:51 AM
When you start out an op-ed with some very loud protesting that you are above the issue, you cut your knees out from under you
Bobby’s leaving a trail behind him
December 18, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Bobby’s leaving a trail behind him
Except with wayyyyyy more unnamed dead bodies
December 11, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Except with wayyyyyy more unnamed dead bodies
This is kind of a baffling question. RFK Jr is someone who is getting people killed. Real Housewives don’t have that kind of power. It’s salacious, yes. The underlying truth is about said power, who has it, how they wield it, and how they protect it.
December 11, 2025 at 5:17 AM
This is kind of a baffling question. RFK Jr is someone who is getting people killed. Real Housewives don’t have that kind of power. It’s salacious, yes. The underlying truth is about said power, who has it, how they wield it, and how they protect it.
I don’t trust Lizza farther than I can throw him, but the similarities between Nuzzi and my husband’s ex are absolutely uncanny. I could switch out names and it would be the same. And I’ve been there to witness most of my husband’s ex’s bullshit. I was raised by abusers; I can sense it a mile away.
December 11, 2025 at 4:50 AM
I don’t trust Lizza farther than I can throw him, but the similarities between Nuzzi and my husband’s ex are absolutely uncanny. I could switch out names and it would be the same. And I’ve been there to witness most of my husband’s ex’s bullshit. I was raised by abusers; I can sense it a mile away.
“Editor? What editor? You mean someone I have to pay to make my book not suck? … Pfft, I need that bag”
December 9, 2025 at 10:34 AM
“Editor? What editor? You mean someone I have to pay to make my book not suck? … Pfft, I need that bag”
That’s not how spines work
December 9, 2025 at 10:29 AM
That’s not how spines work
Yet another Ars hagiography?
December 9, 2025 at 9:42 AM
Yet another Ars hagiography?
I’ve seen this before. Any time a “writer” relies on IRC or Discord or text message transcripts to fluff their word count, it’s because they suck as a writer
December 9, 2025 at 9:40 AM
I’ve seen this before. Any time a “writer” relies on IRC or Discord or text message transcripts to fluff their word count, it’s because they suck as a writer
Where the confession is “I sell myself as being an engaging writer but I am neither engaging nor a writer”
December 9, 2025 at 9:38 AM
Where the confession is “I sell myself as being an engaging writer but I am neither engaging nor a writer”
Big LiveJournal circa 2004 energy
December 9, 2025 at 9:36 AM
Big LiveJournal circa 2004 energy
The way she writes about that sandwich is exactly how everyone feels who forces themselves to read this shit
December 9, 2025 at 9:35 AM
The way she writes about that sandwich is exactly how everyone feels who forces themselves to read this shit
She already hates herself
December 7, 2025 at 6:30 AM
She already hates herself
If you can quantify its existence in your core culture, then I think that’s awesome. The whole point of DEI was “how do we include fresh ideas that we might not have heard because the people weren’t in the room”. I have seen it be nothing more than lip service, in all forms.
December 7, 2025 at 6:27 AM
If you can quantify its existence in your core culture, then I think that’s awesome. The whole point of DEI was “how do we include fresh ideas that we might not have heard because the people weren’t in the room”. I have seen it be nothing more than lip service, in all forms.
Minnesota elected Jesse Ventura when I was living there. All bets are off for me.
December 4, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Minnesota elected Jesse Ventura when I was living there. All bets are off for me.
I killed my Ars subscription for a lot of reasons, but Berger was near the top of the list
December 1, 2025 at 9:18 PM
I killed my Ars subscription for a lot of reasons, but Berger was near the top of the list
No one who eats McDonald’s on the daily is on the “longevity” train. You wouldn’t let him pilot whatever air vehicle your profile picture is taken in, but you don’t think it’s a big deal when he has an MRI and his doctors have to tell everybody how healthy he is?
December 1, 2025 at 4:30 AM
No one who eats McDonald’s on the daily is on the “longevity” train. You wouldn’t let him pilot whatever air vehicle your profile picture is taken in, but you don’t think it’s a big deal when he has an MRI and his doctors have to tell everybody how healthy he is?
What is your goal here, Keith?
December 1, 2025 at 4:23 AM
What is your goal here, Keith?
“Just reporting” on someone he lived with for four years and she had to be “rescued from”? There are no reliable narrators here.
December 1, 2025 at 4:23 AM
“Just reporting” on someone he lived with for four years and she had to be “rescued from”? There are no reliable narrators here.
You are more predictable than she is right now and that’s saying something
December 1, 2025 at 4:15 AM
You are more predictable than she is right now and that’s saying something
I also think of this when I don’t know the answer to a question, or when I make a mistake: “I got to learn something new today.”
November 27, 2025 at 1:25 AM
I also think of this when I don’t know the answer to a question, or when I make a mistake: “I got to learn something new today.”
Glue: the most under-appreciated of all the building tools
November 26, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Glue: the most under-appreciated of all the building tools
I did the same thing for weeks. Then I saw a photo and said, that guy doesn’t have pointy enough teeth and googled it
November 26, 2025 at 11:17 PM
I did the same thing for weeks. Then I saw a photo and said, that guy doesn’t have pointy enough teeth and googled it