Lizza’s histrionic unveiling of his Festivus grievances feels like finding something moldy in the fridge and then having a waiter present it to you with all the panache of outrageously expensive avant-garde cuisine. Prix-fixe and paywall have a lot in common.

It’s almost like “pedo guy” is the only arrow in Elon’s quiver

Mikayla: “I wanna protect my peace, that’s why I’m constantly lobbing hand grenades at my friends”

These ladies sure do cling onto their hypocrisy like it’s their childhood stuffies, eh
#WhiteLotus

I’m fine boycotting Elon’s baby. He has, what, 14 more?
#TeslaTakeover

Roko’s Basilisk is just an intellectual’s version of “just wait till your daddy gets home” and that never scared me either.

Watching tonight’s White Lotus. I had no idea how close a Durham accent was to my grandparents’ Australian/Canadian. My mind is blown.
#whitelotus

I miss the days when I could be all like, “wow, I can’t believe he said that”

Anyone have experience starting an LLC? It seems like there’s a lot you can do but isn’t strictly required. I do want to do it right, though. 🤔

The biggest thing that gives me hope about kids is when they’re smarter and kinder than the people who have the “primary” job of raising them.
Godspeed, my beloved young friends.

Cue Phil Collins singing
“Cuz this is the world we live in”, complete with Spitting Image puppets depicting Nancy Reagan because everything old is new again

Woke up feeling like a different (worse) person

I used to hate The Fifth Element as Yet Another Manic Pixie Dream Girl, but I went to see it with my husband today after only seeing it once. I’m a cynic who married a romantic and it made me realize just how judgy I can be.
He tells me at least once a day, “I made the right choice marrying you.”

“Canada is so much better than the US” says anyone who isn’t First Nations or Métis

I literally don’t know how to fix my profile photo or really anything else.
I’m nerdy enough that I’m happy to dig into settings and everything.
So… why is Bluesky so user-unfriendly?