hectorlowe.bsky.social
@hectorlowe.bsky.social
April 20, 2025 at 10:30 PM
RFK to the American public
March 4, 2025 at 10:06 AM
Isn't this a Black Eyed Peas album
February 16, 2025 at 5:16 PM
January 15, 2025 at 11:04 AM
Happy anniversary. Don't ever forget what those fuckers did.
January 6, 2025 at 8:10 PM
So, the same as planet Earth, then.
December 29, 2024 at 12:05 AM
Remember, remember, the 4th of December
when the CEO Brian was shot.
I see no reason, to not open season
and finish the miserable lot.
December 22, 2024 at 12:02 AM
Imagine how much more frequently drug dealers would get shot if they took your money and then DIDN'T GIVE YOU THE DRUGS.
December 18, 2024 at 2:41 PM
Forgiveness is possible
December 14, 2024 at 11:51 AM
I found a picture of the McDonalds snitch:
December 11, 2024 at 12:06 AM
I found a picture of the McDonalds snitch
December 11, 2024 at 12:04 AM
You sure that's the hill you, uh... wanna die on?
December 5, 2024 at 10:15 PM
Me too, Imaginary Culinary Students, me too.
December 3, 2024 at 10:48 AM
November 25, 2024 at 3:18 PM
The franchise took a swerve but I'm here for it.
November 21, 2024 at 11:40 AM
A headline with a three-act structure:
November 20, 2024 at 2:04 PM
Americans preparing to pronounce the H in Buckingham
November 17, 2024 at 1:49 PM
Watching yet another musical number in #AgathaAIIAlong with Patti LuPone NOT singing lead vocals:
November 17, 2024 at 1:49 PM
Stop blaming yourself for your problems. Stop blaming others.

Blame the stars. Blame the furniture. Blame the rocks on the ground.

There's a million inanimate objects for you to blame before you consider therapy.
November 17, 2024 at 1:48 PM
I tried my hand at making tantanmen this evening! Simple, delicious, and pretty healthy, depending on how fatty your meat is.

Next time I'll probably add more spice - I was trying to moderate the heat for a mixed group of diners' tolerance levels, but it turns out I didn't need to worry. 🌶️
November 17, 2024 at 1:45 PM
...Or, to put it another way, "No parking".
November 17, 2024 at 1:43 PM
Dudes in the 80s sure were dressing like proper little sluts, huh.

We must bring this look back.
November 17, 2024 at 1:41 PM
Invite a close frenemy to sample some of my recently-purchased Amontillado.
November 17, 2024 at 1:40 PM
Remaining users still logging into Twitter:
November 17, 2024 at 1:40 PM
Every day up to the U.S. election like
November 17, 2024 at 1:36 PM