@hectorlowe.bsky.social
Waterbenders: In me the rising tide, the crashing wave and the sway of the moon.
Firebenders: I am the fearsome, roaring inferno: as steady as a candle's flame.
Airbenders: I am tranquil as the breeze, the still heart of a relentless storm.
Earthbenders: I AM GOING TO THROW A BRICK AT YOUR HEAD
Firebenders: I am the fearsome, roaring inferno: as steady as a candle's flame.
Airbenders: I am tranquil as the breeze, the still heart of a relentless storm.
Earthbenders: I AM GOING TO THROW A BRICK AT YOUR HEAD
August 23, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Waterbenders: In me the rising tide, the crashing wave and the sway of the moon.
Firebenders: I am the fearsome, roaring inferno: as steady as a candle's flame.
Airbenders: I am tranquil as the breeze, the still heart of a relentless storm.
Earthbenders: I AM GOING TO THROW A BRICK AT YOUR HEAD
Firebenders: I am the fearsome, roaring inferno: as steady as a candle's flame.
Airbenders: I am tranquil as the breeze, the still heart of a relentless storm.
Earthbenders: I AM GOING TO THROW A BRICK AT YOUR HEAD
Don't worry, your secrets are safe with me. Because I forgot them. I wasn't really paying attention. Whoopsie.
June 3, 2025 at 10:23 AM
Don't worry, your secrets are safe with me. Because I forgot them. I wasn't really paying attention. Whoopsie.
If 'The Free Market' actually drove employment, then salaries would be made public during recruitment.
March 17, 2025 at 1:12 AM
If 'The Free Market' actually drove employment, then salaries would be made public during recruitment.
Googling things is fucking impossible these days
and I can't help but feel, tightly or wrongly,
that this is to the advantage of people who would rather
we be ignorant and easily confused.
and I can't help but feel, tightly or wrongly,
that this is to the advantage of people who would rather
we be ignorant and easily confused.
March 15, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Googling things is fucking impossible these days
and I can't help but feel, tightly or wrongly,
that this is to the advantage of people who would rather
we be ignorant and easily confused.
and I can't help but feel, tightly or wrongly,
that this is to the advantage of people who would rather
we be ignorant and easily confused.
Dear autocorrect: IF THE WORD IS SPELLED CORRECTLY, STOP CHANGING IT.
I KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING, YOU DON'T.
I KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING, YOU DON'T.
March 7, 2025 at 10:20 AM
Dear autocorrect: IF THE WORD IS SPELLED CORRECTLY, STOP CHANGING IT.
I KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING, YOU DON'T.
I KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING, YOU DON'T.
RFK to the American public
March 4, 2025 at 10:06 AM
RFK to the American public
Wi-Fi is short for Wience Fiction
February 23, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Wi-Fi is short for Wience Fiction
How hard could it be to crowdfund an assassin?
February 20, 2025 at 10:40 PM
How hard could it be to crowdfund an assassin?
Isn't this a Black Eyed Peas album
February 16, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Isn't this a Black Eyed Peas album
Hope for the best, pre-pay for the worst.
February 14, 2025 at 9:11 AM
Hope for the best, pre-pay for the worst.
*Midwestern Eminem*
Ope, there goes gravity
Ope, there goes gravity
February 1, 2025 at 3:55 PM
*Midwestern Eminem*
Ope, there goes gravity
Ope, there goes gravity
Imperative that every sci-fi story includes the industrial sex club and the special sci-fi drugs that everyone does in some weird way like "yeah, spray some Blorpo in your eyes"💊
January 27, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Imperative that every sci-fi story includes the industrial sex club and the special sci-fi drugs that everyone does in some weird way like "yeah, spray some Blorpo in your eyes"💊
LA cut $17.6Million from firefighters' budget and gave it to the cops in 2024.
www.newsweek.com/fact-check-d...
www.newsweek.com/fact-check-d...
Fact Check: Did Los Angeles Cut Fire Department Funding by $17.6M?
Firefighters in Los Angeles are battling multiple wildfires that have forced thousands to flee their homes.
www.newsweek.com
January 9, 2025 at 1:11 AM
LA cut $17.6Million from firefighters' budget and gave it to the cops in 2024.
www.newsweek.com/fact-check-d...
www.newsweek.com/fact-check-d...
Happy anniversary. Don't ever forget what those fuckers did.
January 6, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Happy anniversary. Don't ever forget what those fuckers did.
They broke the mold when they made me. "Not making that fucking thing again," they said.
January 5, 2025 at 6:47 PM
They broke the mold when they made me. "Not making that fucking thing again," they said.
Hey @washingtonpost.com, "Democracy Dies in Darkness" was supposed to be a warning, not a corporate goal.
January 4, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Hey @washingtonpost.com, "Democracy Dies in Darkness" was supposed to be a warning, not a corporate goal.
16 intelligence agencies proved that Russia interfered with the 2016 USA election, but for sure the 2024 one was totally legit, don't even trip.
January 1, 2025 at 1:30 PM
16 intelligence agencies proved that Russia interfered with the 2016 USA election, but for sure the 2024 one was totally legit, don't even trip.
So, the same as planet Earth, then.
December 29, 2024 at 12:05 AM
So, the same as planet Earth, then.
"New year, new me!" I shriek as the clone begins to coagulate in its pod of nutrient-rich goo.
December 28, 2024 at 7:28 PM
"New year, new me!" I shriek as the clone begins to coagulate in its pod of nutrient-rich goo.
Modern superhero movies can never quite capture the classic Superman flex of ditching the active emergency to quickly get changed into your special little outfit before helping anyone.
December 26, 2024 at 1:06 PM
Modern superhero movies can never quite capture the classic Superman flex of ditching the active emergency to quickly get changed into your special little outfit before helping anyone.
Remember, remember, the 4th of December
when the CEO Brian was shot.
I see no reason, to not open season
and finish the miserable lot.
when the CEO Brian was shot.
I see no reason, to not open season
and finish the miserable lot.
December 22, 2024 at 12:02 AM
Remember, remember, the 4th of December
when the CEO Brian was shot.
I see no reason, to not open season
and finish the miserable lot.
when the CEO Brian was shot.
I see no reason, to not open season
and finish the miserable lot.
Imagine how much more frequently drug dealers would get shot if they took your money and then DIDN'T GIVE YOU THE DRUGS.
December 18, 2024 at 2:41 PM
Imagine how much more frequently drug dealers would get shot if they took your money and then DIDN'T GIVE YOU THE DRUGS.
Don't worry. No billionaires were shot this time, only children, so we'll move on pretty quickly.
December 18, 2024 at 10:40 AM
Don't worry. No billionaires were shot this time, only children, so we'll move on pretty quickly.