I found this guy today (deceased) (rip)

Goodbye American tiktok friends, in hopes you get it back in going to take notes so I can explain everything you miss :(

I realize that a lot of the books and movies I’ve enjoyed lately have been political dramas.

And that the reason why I’m into politics lately is that it’s essentially a giant, live, ridiculous political drama; and you can’t turn it off.

This little fuck ate my basil plant. Basil boy. Abomination. Ruiner of all pesto plans.

I bet mead drunk at 1 am at the tavern hit when the minstrel play that banger

Someone on tiktok called me fake. Wait till I drop the big reveal that I’m not actually named after the mayor from a 77 year old stage play

She has a new hobby and it’s walking until we find a storm drain, pointing at it, and going “yep. Pretty big.”

She’s well on her way to being a supportive bbq dad.

Harbour? I barely even know her!

Posting my jellyfish content from tikkytokky

Jellyfish post!

Do I repost all my popular tiktoks here so people know I’m funny or do I just rawdog it and hope they remember why they followed me