Ewwwwww. No. Just no.

Would you like us to assign someone to complete your survey?

I went nuclear the last time that happened to me. No more texts though!

Cilantro is like garlic. Quantities come from the heart!

how has @lesliemullin.bsky.social not seen this yet?

Yeah

Everything about those ads irk the fuck outta me

Also, I get the seemingly anachronistic attitude towards one's 'own'

Lots of time spent along the border. Family in El Paso, friends Valley adjacent. Those sociocultural identity politics are … frustrated. To say the least.

inhales with a groan

My dad is (ostensibly) a food scientist and I'll never forget circa 83/84 when they introduced king size Snickers. He straight up went off on the ratio being all out of whack. I think about that every time I have the exact same thought about alternative Reese's shapes.

Folks really do sleep on frozen veg. It's superior in SO many applications.

This decade is so dumb

Wash your mouth out with soap!