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Heavy Plates
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Houston, TX. Formerly of Austin and the bird app. Not as many chefs and bands these days. Still trying to lift heavy shit. Go 'Stros. GenX 🌈 🦄
thanks Vogue for inventing how we spent our 2010s
November 2, 2025 at 4:01 AM
New Greg Bear novel
October 20, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Oh honey, y'all need a gay friend.
October 18, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Brothers in case you didn't know
October 18, 2025 at 12:42 AM
I guess someone is learning about checksums for the first time
October 17, 2025 at 6:53 PM
See alt text for more. Taken in Minato Shimbashi Tokyo March 2013.
October 14, 2025 at 1:44 AM
If this game were a cat
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October 11, 2025 at 5:09 AM
LOL
September 28, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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September 25, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Best I can do.
September 20, 2025 at 1:46 AM
I stumbled on these several weeks ago. Sadly, I showed restraint, otherwise I'd destroy the Pop-Tarts. I imagine the Milanos would disappoint because the only acceptable flavor is mint.
September 17, 2025 at 8:25 PM
"But AI iS cOMing fOr yOUR jeRB"

Alt text for snark
September 17, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Found David Flores mural in Montrose. See alt for more info. IG: skeez181

I want this for our garage. Do you think the Woodland Heights people would bitch about it? 😂
September 8, 2025 at 4:33 AM
This will never not be funny.
September 6, 2025 at 4:15 AM
I was, and still am, a massive cunt…

There. I fixed it.
September 4, 2025 at 3:52 PM
*rolls eyes*

Such a ridiculous and unnecessary email
August 21, 2025 at 2:46 PM
For me…
August 21, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Well, this fucking sucks. Guy Pearce said it better:

"Fairwell dear Tel. You were a true inspiration, both in & out of heels. We’ll always have Kings Canyon, Kings road & F’ing ABBA. Wishing you well on your way ‘Ralph’! xxxx💕"
August 18, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Nope. Absolutely not. No way.
July 30, 2025 at 5:00 PM
This does not bode well …

In the same vein as just believe women, I'm inclined to just believe employees, particularly of small businesses. Who can't seem to get their 💩 together.
July 25, 2025 at 8:19 PM
ICYWW about Ohtani's popularity in 🇯🇵 …
July 5, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Makati Kitty eats scattered kibble near the escalators at Greenbelt 5. Patchy fur, nicked ears, and calm focus hint at a life spent surviving in sleek, air-conditioned luxury. The marble gleams. The cat doesn’t care. Fashion was never the point.
July 5, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Deep dive on Haneda-bro bound for SE Asia

It's not _wrong_ per se, and I'm loathe to gate-keep body ink, but…

Read the #alttext for a 'deep dive' whilst I go unlife myself for retyping 'deep dive' 🤦🏼‍♂️
July 5, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Public safety warning about ヒアリ (fire ants, specifically the invasive Solenopsis invicta, or red imported fire ant). Read the alt for ALL the drama.
July 4, 2025 at 11:17 AM
😂 🦜

ATTENTION

Please be careful of sparrows and pigeons looking for food.
Please do not feed them.

スズメやハトがいたずらをしてくる事があります。
パンなど食べ物を与えないようお願いいたします。
July 4, 2025 at 10:12 AM