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Heavy Grasshopper
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Me? I'm terrified that we may have lost our nation.
Whatever. I can tell that the little guy in the cart is a terrorist just by looking at them.
October 19, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Why not both?
September 24, 2025 at 12:50 AM
I've seen some of this as well. Explains why some people are so shocked at our lack of sympathy for the guy if they honestly thought he was just preaching the Bible to kids.
September 15, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Also Bill Gates put something in the Covid vaccine to kill people as part of a scheme to save the planet and that's why so many people are dying from the vaccine.

Was the cop stache a necessary detail to include? I kinda think it was.

And this guy was 1000% confident in everything he was saying.
September 15, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Hey I was wrong! Sometimes I like being wrong. Not that I think the apology was sincere, but at least somebody didn't think it was time to openly suggest killing the undesirables.
September 15, 2025 at 4:06 PM
I mean I hate them, but why did they think party affiliation would matter or even be interesting? I bet about the same number of MAGA as progressives like Oreos, but I can't see spending time and money to figure it out.
September 14, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Yeah. I ain't celebrating. It shouldn't happen to anyone. I'm worried it will get worse.

But he did say stuff like this was just part of being American. I hope he really thought the 2nd amendment was worth dying for.
September 10, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Unfortunately it turned out to be a documentary
August 13, 2025 at 12:18 AM
yeah, sometimes my therapist opens with "So how have you been since last time? I mean, besides all of this? *waves around*
August 9, 2025 at 12:09 AM
When I do what now?
August 4, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Are they sorry for what they did? Or just that it's starting to hurt them? Just that they're facing consequences?
August 4, 2025 at 2:11 AM