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Me? I'm terrified that we may have lost our nation.
Pinned
Oh by the way, I'm a failed Democratic candidate from a very conservative county. I plan to run again... assuming we don't go to one-party rule... so I needed an anonymous outlet for my (politically inadvisable) rage.

Fuck this country.

See? No way I could get away with that on my official account
FUCK ICE.

Thank you for your attention to this matter.
October 15, 2025 at 2:26 AM
I am as surprised as I am impressed that nobody who *actually* considers themselves to be Antifa has taken their fully legal assault rifle with bump stock and expanded magazine and just opened up on these ICE goons. ICE is clearly seeking a fight. It's a huge relief that nobody is taking the bait.
October 9, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Still putting the pieces of my head back together after it exploded when Vance said that calling them Nazis was inciting violence.

Like they don't actively cultivate that comparison.

Then Miller like 2 days later gave a speech cribbed from Goebbels, notorious Nazi.
September 28, 2025 at 12:08 AM
So, God wanted Charlie Kirk dead, right?

Because when their messiah was shot at and survived, it was because God spared him for a sacred purpose. That's what they said. So God chose NOT to save Charlie Kirk, so he must have wanted him to die, or at least no cared. Right?

Right?
September 21, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Overheard a guy with a cop mustache on his phone explaining Charlie Kirk to someone, and it ranged from Kirk taught him to love Trump to Kirk loved trans people so much that he didn't want them to be trans, to Hitler was just trying to stop the leftist Jewish trans ideology and here we are again.
September 15, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Not only will he not get fired, I'm betting Fox won't even acknowledge Kilmeade advocated mass murder at all. There won't be any kind of statement or apology. Because that kind of casual violence no longer needs explanation in that part of America. There are no more quiet parts.
September 14, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Oh we're flying the flag at half staff for the school shooting, that's good I guess, I mean, after Sandy Hook happened and it didn't change anything, I can't think this will help much, but it's worth a shot to see if it can raise awareness...

Fuck. Fuck fuck fuck fuck nevermind fuck.
September 14, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Just proof that the leopards can always come for you. Dude said he was cool with gun violence because it was just the price you pay for having gun freedoms.

I hope one day I am somehow killed by affordable housing, or science education, or climate change activism.
September 10, 2025 at 10:24 PM
I want there to be trials when this is all done. And I want the first batch of trials to include Chief Justice John Roberts. A lot of this couldn't have happened without his gleeful consent. I expect his views on what's constitutional or not will suddenly shift dramatically once he's in custody.
September 1, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Not at all surprised that some goons impersonating ICE got killed. By masking up and refusing to ID themselves, they are begging criminals to copy them.

Next time it might actually federal agents getting shot, and then they'll have the excuse they need to go apeshit.
August 25, 2025 at 6:45 AM
Like no man has ever bought tampons for their wife or daughters.
August 9, 2025 at 11:46 PM
I told my spouse about the whole "how many b's in blueberry" thing that AI can't answer correctly, and she looked confused but said nothing.

Hours later she said, "Oohhhhhhh you meant the letter B. I was confused because blueberries aren't big enough to hold even one bee!"
😆😂🤣
August 9, 2025 at 11:42 PM
every time I see yet another video of 5 masked ICE goons dragging some random person out of their car, I'm simultaneously amazed and quietly a bit disappointed that nobody has shot one of these fuckers in the face yet.
August 8, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Saw Fox trying to shame @katmabu.bsky.social for saying that "illegals" deserve healthcare. But, the alternative is to let people suffer and die when they don't have to.

If that's what you support, then proudly proclaim that you value suffering. Especially if it's poor people. Just own it.
August 2, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Only listened to this about 30 times the past couple of days:
youtu.be/HpNDaMc02Eg?...
THREAT LEVEL ORANGE
YouTube video by Earth to Eve - Topic
youtu.be
August 2, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Watching another video of a cop walking up to a protestor and beating the shit out of them for no reason, and my immediate gut reaction was, that piggy needs to be shot in the face. And I don't think we should do that! But my lizard brain says otherwise. That's part of why I don't own a gun.
July 23, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Had a conversation with the spouse last night. Are we at a point where, despite me being a nobody, my Republican political opponent could call ICE, say we might be "illegals", and then our door gets busted down in the middle of the night and off we go to South Sudan?

I honestly don't know.
July 21, 2025 at 6:26 PM
This resonated. We are told to make space for reformed MAGA, to understand that they were tricked and deceived and to forgive them. Logically we know there's some sense to that and that it may be good politically. But they have more work to do first.
www.milwaukeeindependent.com/editorial/ac...
Accountability for chaos: A movement built on cruelty faces a reckoning as regret finds no sympathy | Milwaukee Independent
www.milwaukeeindependent.com
July 19, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Much as I want to see this fucker taken down, realize it will just be a moment of celebration before the real shit starts. At this point, he's just holding them back. If he's out of the picture, they're *really* going to roll their sleeves up. We're in for tough times ahead no matter what.
July 18, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Also, "unlike Republicans, they stick together like glue"

Whaaaaaaat the hell, he IS shook. We're like cats. We can't be herded. We're notorious. Conservatives are the ones who like taking orders, who like the hierarchy. Not even a dis, that's a quality that's served them well. Just... ha!
July 17, 2025 at 2:18 AM
It made sense to me that Epstein would have killed himself. The scandal was how did they let such an obvious suicide risk complete the task. I also assumed that if anybody else were implicated, they'd have been arrested by now.

But damn Donny is convincing me there's something more going on!
July 17, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Have I mentioned lately, FUCK SCOTUS????!?!?!
July 15, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Listened to the start of the PSA interview with Mark Cuban, and I gotta say... I do not like the guy. I know he's on "our" side, but... he came off as deeply cynical as well as dismissive of liberals/lefties/progressives/I no longer know what the correct terms are. Unpopular opinion?
July 15, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Still wonder if any of these "ICE" goons realize they're being used, not just for cruelty, but as bait. They're basically begging people to attack them. Honestly surprised nobody's opened up on them with an AR, either in self defense or just rage.

And I'm glad, because that would escalate things.
July 13, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Lately have observed liberals/lefties from red states shitting on other red states for being so conservative and racist and like, bitch, you live in Mississippi what the fuck are you talking about? They've made MOVIES about how racist your state is. At least be from NYC before you start that shit.
July 12, 2025 at 8:44 PM