I thought Joshua Odjick was like 18 tops, I was glad to see that he's 24 so I can respectfully gaze upon him admiringly when I see him in films 🤣

I'm attracted to all genders but often I'll find myself watching a movie and seeing a young-looking actor who i think is hot, and I legit Google their age to determine if having a totally innocent crush on a person i will never meet is ok or disgusting. Maybe that's overkill but I'm not a perv.

I love my Peeps! I don't know if they sell additional Peeps Jibbitz 🤔

We are abandoning God in the name of those who claim to speak for Him. We are placing the church over those they are supposed to serve. It's idolatry. I'm not surprised, I'm just tired and sad. We've fallen so far.

Women answering phones at the churches not only denying a mother a $20 can of formula but also not offering any other resources or even a prayer for her, and people saying it's not the church's responsibility to feed starving babies (?). It's bleak out there, y'all.

Other highlights: some rat-bastard piece of shit pastor at his pulpit wearing a Rolex, calling Nikalie a witch and wishing for her death while his congregation cheered, a pastor in his bathrobe making a video saying that a mother asking for a small can of formula for her baby was probably a scam...

Neither do parrots. You can snooze an alarm, but you cannot snooze a tie-dyed chicken that can scream.

Stuff it into my ears IMMEDIATELY

If i had 3 wishes this would absolutely be one of them.

They can't find their dicks with both hands and a magnifying glass, but somehow they always find the audacity.

Will it be recorded? I would love to see it! Rape-revenge is a subgenre I'm very drawn to.

Also, at dinner with his family, I thought "the older brother looks like Wyatt Oleff." I'm wondering if he'll end up being Stan's dad. He looks to be about 16, so the timeline could fit.

I haven't watched the 2nd episode yet and don't want to read your piece until I do, but do we think Teddy is Stan's uncle? Before the dinner table scene I noticed the word "Urine" was painted on his locker and in the book, there were mentions of Stan being called Urine instead of Uris.

From now on I'm just going to say Sexuality: HTTP 404 page not found