Heather Rasley
@heatherrasley.bsky.social
Taller than she seems on the internet.
I fear I may soon be purchasing my first Funko Pop.
September 3, 2025 at 5:29 AM
I fear I may soon be purchasing my first Funko Pop.
Once I get my time machine fired up and change all of my genes and stumble upon a few hundred thousand dollars so I can workout for half of every day, I’ll look exactly like Charli XCX. Aaany day now.
September 1, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Once I get my time machine fired up and change all of my genes and stumble upon a few hundred thousand dollars so I can workout for half of every day, I’ll look exactly like Charli XCX. Aaany day now.
About to put on some Sade
August 31, 2025 at 3:26 AM
About to put on some Sade
Woah, they predicted the outfit I always wear and everything.
August 30, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Woah, they predicted the outfit I always wear and everything.
From a short account of her own life by my great-great-grandmother, written in 1963 at the age of 90
August 28, 2025 at 9:56 PM
From a short account of her own life by my great-great-grandmother, written in 1963 at the age of 90
Cracker Barrel alts
August 22, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Cracker Barrel alts
One day someone decided to make a sock for trash cans because they thought it’d look prettier. And ya know what? They were right! Don’t stop following your dreams, people.
July 22, 2025 at 9:32 PM
One day someone decided to make a sock for trash cans because they thought it’d look prettier. And ya know what? They were right! Don’t stop following your dreams, people.
Find someone who loves you as much as Ray Bradbury loved cats.
May 18, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Find someone who loves you as much as Ray Bradbury loved cats.
The four genders
April 19, 2025 at 5:15 PM
The four genders
Mike White's reference to Harlem by Langston Hughes in the season 3 White Lotus finale likely foreshadows what's to come in season 4. Check out that last line.
April 7, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Mike White's reference to Harlem by Langston Hughes in the season 3 White Lotus finale likely foreshadows what's to come in season 4. Check out that last line.
The hero we need right now
March 21, 2025 at 8:39 PM
The hero we need right now
Think you’re unlovable? Turns out you can look like this and a six-year-old will be obsessed with you. Stay true to yourself, boo.
February 3, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Think you’re unlovable? Turns out you can look like this and a six-year-old will be obsessed with you. Stay true to yourself, boo.
My smart friend @emilyvsemily.bsky.social was on point in the latest @garbageday.email, predicting this latest development in our new hellscape of a US government.
January 29, 2025 at 4:36 AM
My smart friend @emilyvsemily.bsky.social was on point in the latest @garbageday.email, predicting this latest development in our new hellscape of a US government.
I got urgent gallbladder surgery last week after a visit to the ER. Today the anesthesiology company texted me a request for feedback about my experience. "I was asleep through the surgery and I'm still alive. Five stars."
January 21, 2025 at 5:58 PM
I got urgent gallbladder surgery last week after a visit to the ER. Today the anesthesiology company texted me a request for feedback about my experience. "I was asleep through the surgery and I'm still alive. Five stars."
A vibe. (prompt: "mistletoe") glif.app/@Heather/run...
December 18, 2024 at 3:50 AM
A vibe. (prompt: "mistletoe") glif.app/@Heather/run...
Training a LoRA on Victorian Christmas card illustrations, a weird, macabre aesthetic brought to us by forces like the cholera epidemic and subtle carbon monoxide poisoning from gas lamps...
December 17, 2024 at 6:31 PM
Training a LoRA on Victorian Christmas card illustrations, a weird, macabre aesthetic brought to us by forces like the cholera epidemic and subtle carbon monoxide poisoning from gas lamps...
Ah, yes, Quintessa age 42, who is actually Kevin age 44. A very real human man just looking to settle down. It’s hard to overstate how many of these are on there now.
December 12, 2024 at 5:40 AM
Ah, yes, Quintessa age 42, who is actually Kevin age 44. A very real human man just looking to settle down. It’s hard to overstate how many of these are on there now.
December 10, 2024 at 9:10 PM
If you ever got a call from me using this phone on the ~private line~ I had in my bedroom, you're a real one.
December 5, 2024 at 1:48 AM
If you ever got a call from me using this phone on the ~private line~ I had in my bedroom, you're a real one.