Little kid dressed as Batman walking around with his alive parents. F*cking poser.

I saved a ton of money on car insurance by taking an edible and becoming too afraid of the squirrels hanging out on my front porch to ever leave the house.

I’m in love with Neil Gaiman.
There I said it.

Hello. I’m bad at this.
I’m still getting back into the hang of Twitter.

Get me a batsignal

Shouting into the void