Heath Allyn
@heathallyn.com
Actor/voice actor/musician/singer/shenanigangster in Austin, TX. I love liminal spaces. Like eating and scrolling in my car.
This kind of stuff can make an actor’s day. Or week. Maybe month.
November 24, 2025 at 4:34 AM
This kind of stuff can make an actor’s day. Or week. Maybe month.
New rule I just made up with my new clock. If the clock is on, it’s a nap. If the clock is dark and only projecting on the ceiling, then it’s actual bedtime sleep.
November 24, 2025 at 12:25 AM
New rule I just made up with my new clock. If the clock is on, it’s a nap. If the clock is dark and only projecting on the ceiling, then it’s actual bedtime sleep.
Has anyone watched any of the new Witcher season? I just can’t bring myself to care with Henry Cavill gone.
November 23, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Has anyone watched any of the new Witcher season? I just can’t bring myself to care with Henry Cavill gone.
If you have an argument with someone that ends in you two having sex is that a “bone of contention”?
November 22, 2025 at 6:24 PM
If you have an argument with someone that ends in you two having sex is that a “bone of contention”?
Some days just getting out of bed is an act of defiance. If this is you today, then GO, YOU REBEL!
November 22, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Some days just getting out of bed is an act of defiance. If this is you today, then GO, YOU REBEL!
Humanity is exhausting. Everyone. Including me. I'm ready for the Pluribus hivemind to assimilate me.
November 22, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Humanity is exhausting. Everyone. Including me. I'm ready for the Pluribus hivemind to assimilate me.
It's always fun when you are editing an audition and only then notice something on your shirt or in your teeth or such.
November 20, 2025 at 6:41 PM
It's always fun when you are editing an audition and only then notice something on your shirt or in your teeth or such.
This is me later today.
November 20, 2025 at 5:02 PM
This is me later today.
If George Harrison was a huge fan of The Muppets.
November 19, 2025 at 10:12 PM
If George Harrison was a huge fan of The Muppets.
Non-Texans love to pull the “Oh you think that’s cold?” card. Texans love to pull the “Oh you think that’s hot?” card. Both are annoying. As a lifelong Texan and enthusiastic jacket wearer I can tell you this is NOT normal for November. And the actual historical recorded data backs that up.
November 19, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Non-Texans love to pull the “Oh you think that’s cold?” card. Texans love to pull the “Oh you think that’s hot?” card. Both are annoying. As a lifelong Texan and enthusiastic jacket wearer I can tell you this is NOT normal for November. And the actual historical recorded data backs that up.
Wow that Beatle Bash at NeWorlDeli was on FIRE tonight! Thanks to the lads for having me! There's a rumor that I'll be back for the next 3 weeks.
I'm sweaty as hell, and I somehow ended up with a bloody pinky so you know it was good!
I'm sweaty as hell, and I somehow ended up with a bloody pinky so you know it was good!
November 19, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Wow that Beatle Bash at NeWorlDeli was on FIRE tonight! Thanks to the lads for having me! There's a rumor that I'll be back for the next 3 weeks.
I'm sweaty as hell, and I somehow ended up with a bloody pinky so you know it was good!
I'm sweaty as hell, and I somehow ended up with a bloody pinky so you know it was good!
The vibes at our last Discotex (ABBA Tribute) show at Shangri-La were off the charts! Great crowd.
November 18, 2025 at 10:16 PM
The vibes at our last Discotex (ABBA Tribute) show at Shangri-La were off the charts! Great crowd.
Arnold pushing someone off the Eiffel Tower: "I guess it's the I FELL TOWER."
November 17, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Arnold pushing someone off the Eiffel Tower: "I guess it's the I FELL TOWER."
I’m not disappointed that Apple Music says “only” 30 people listened to my music last week. I’m ecstatic that 30 PEOPLE listened to my music on Apple Music last week.
November 16, 2025 at 10:47 PM
I’m not disappointed that Apple Music says “only” 30 people listened to my music last week. I’m ecstatic that 30 PEOPLE listened to my music on Apple Music last week.
Just realized that I don’t think I’ve heard the term “blends” in relation to language since I was in elementary school maybe. We were taught that letter combinations like “sl,” “br,” “ch,” etc. were called “blends.” Is this an outdated term? I can’t remember the last time I saw or heard it.
November 16, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Just realized that I don’t think I’ve heard the term “blends” in relation to language since I was in elementary school maybe. We were taught that letter combinations like “sl,” “br,” “ch,” etc. were called “blends.” Is this an outdated term? I can’t remember the last time I saw or heard it.
Also, Pluribus is now on my “Must audition for this show” list. Surely I know someone who can make that happen. 😁
November 16, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Also, Pluribus is now on my “Must audition for this show” list. Surely I know someone who can make that happen. 😁
Pluribus is one of the most original things I’ve ever seen. It also generates so many really huge conceptual and philosophical thoughts for me. I have feelings about it I’m not about to express on the internet because I feel like a lot of humanity is selfishly myopic.
November 16, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Pluribus is one of the most original things I’ve ever seen. It also generates so many really huge conceptual and philosophical thoughts for me. I have feelings about it I’m not about to express on the internet because I feel like a lot of humanity is selfishly myopic.
Back at home for about a week before two more back to back house/pet sitting stays. I’m like Roy Kent. HERE, THERE…
November 16, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Back at home for about a week before two more back to back house/pet sitting stays. I’m like Roy Kent. HERE, THERE…
Walking back to my car after a gig at Shangri-La on East 6th st., and I walked through this cool courtyard between two buildings and thought “This would be a great spot for a first kiss.”
November 15, 2025 at 6:45 AM
Walking back to my car after a gig at Shangri-La on East 6th st., and I walked through this cool courtyard between two buildings and thought “This would be a great spot for a first kiss.”
I am an agent of chaos.
November 14, 2025 at 1:10 AM
I am an agent of chaos.
The caption says it all.
November 13, 2025 at 6:02 PM
The caption says it all.
If ABBA did the soundtrack for “Commando.”
November 13, 2025 at 5:54 PM
If ABBA did the soundtrack for “Commando.”
Decided to use my friend’s music room while I’m pet sitting to make this stupid thing that popped in my brain when I had to let the dog out at 6:30am. If Buddy Holly really loved dessert. Personally, I can’t stand anything remotely coffee flavored.
November 11, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Decided to use my friend’s music room while I’m pet sitting to make this stupid thing that popped in my brain when I had to let the dog out at 6:30am. If Buddy Holly really loved dessert. Personally, I can’t stand anything remotely coffee flavored.