Heath Allyn
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Heath Allyn
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Actor/voice actor/musician/singer/shenanigangster in Austin, TX. I love liminal spaces. Like eating and scrolling in my car.
I’m sure Lucy does this ALL THE TIME but that’s a long drop off that edge and it makes me nervous.
December 27, 2025 at 3:32 AM
I used to watch Emmett Otter's Jugband Christmas every year as a kid. Roy Janik watching it reminded me that I don't know the last time I saw it so I'm about revisit it. I thought I'd find it on Disney+ but it wasn't there, however apparently the whole thing is on YouTube.
December 26, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Elves feeling the post Xmas crash.
December 25, 2025 at 11:35 PM
There's a lot of sucky things about it being 77F/25C on Christmas day, and one of them is that there's a hot tub where I'm staying and I doubt I'll use it.
December 25, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Merry Xmas and happy birthday to me! After a lifetime of playing, listening, reading, watching, and researching, I had been wanting this bass for a long time but they have been backordered.
December 25, 2025 at 8:08 PM
If you like The Beatles I highly recommend looking up the Christmas album by “The Fab Four” which is Christmas songs set to Beatles tunes. Thanks for the tip Darin Murphy!
December 25, 2025 at 6:29 PM
A 16 second action story as told by a building in downtown Austin.
December 25, 2025 at 1:56 AM
ACTING! THANK YOU!
December 25, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Holiday greetings to you all with the one holiday song I do. One of my band mates could never wait to play this one but I was always cruel and inhumane and wouldn’t play it until December.
December 24, 2025 at 11:48 PM
And now my annual repost of "Strong Bad's Night Before Xmas." All voices by me, not affiliated or endorsed in any way by the actual Strong Bad.

youtu.be/ByjiO9leK-Y
Strong Bad Xmas
YouTube video by Heath Allyn
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December 24, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Somebody wants pets. And in return I got very gentle face licks.
December 23, 2025 at 10:49 PM
I really miss the “Say The Same Thing” app. That game ruled.
December 23, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Lucy and I meditating. Or “Petitating” as I call it.
December 23, 2025 at 7:27 PM
The night view out the sliding doors facing the bed where I’m staying while dog sitting. Nice!
December 23, 2025 at 6:31 AM
Pizza cutter grip.
December 23, 2025 at 4:24 AM
All settled in for a holiday house/pet sit with Blue, Lucy, and a great view from my guest room. Hibernation time. Despite 80 degree temps this week.
December 22, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Playing a word game right now is the first time I noticed that the word “doing” looks like it should rhyme with “boing.”
December 22, 2025 at 6:08 AM
Gigs Friday and Saturday (Saturday was out of town). Rehearsal today. Then I recorded 2 auditions and I put away my laundry AND changed my sheets. I'll take all the accolades now.
December 22, 2025 at 2:04 AM
My iPhone started giving me a “Sleep Score.” I turned that off real fast. I don’t need to gamify my sleep and be sleep shamed because various factors led to my sleep score going down. 😴💤🥱
December 21, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Not a bad stage view this evening for a private gig.
December 19, 2025 at 10:49 PM
My rebellious streak wants to roast chestnuts on a CLOSED fire. And I don't even like chestnuts.
December 19, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Weird quirk about me: I am a completionist. I can’t just jump into a show or podcast even if there’s no reason you need to see/hear previous episodes. I must start at episode 1 and catch up.
December 19, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Unless something changes before the end of the year for some reason, my spreadsheet tells me I will have played 65 gigs with 14 different projects in 2025.
December 18, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Any kind of argument or conflict, even trivial, really sticks with me. For a long time. Sometimes forever. I suppose this is why I’m so conflict-avoidant. I wonder what made me this way.
December 18, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Bonnie Tyler sings “Turn around” in “Total Eclipse Of The Heart. Falco/After The Fire sing “Don’t turn around” in Der Kommisar.

So I’m going to turn 90 degrees. Not sure which direction yet.
December 18, 2025 at 11:06 AM