Simply epic sir

TFW Landino pounces on it 👀

look: say what you will about porno, it's a top 5 thing to jack off to

An all-timer

Devin Booker leads the Suns to a 17-point comeback win in their season opener!

Dillon Brooks: 22 PTS, 2 STL
Grayson Allen: 18 PTS (all in 2H), 5 REB, 7 AST, 3 3PM
Zach LaVine: 30 PTS
DeMar DeRozan: 29 PTS, 6 REB, 9 AST, 2 STL

oh you thought i meant my mans dick?? foh!!!

The eventual Chotiner interview of KD will be a true battle for the ages. Immovable object, unstoppable force, etc.

Can’t believe you confined your food descriptions to one paragraph. Impressive restraint

Aaron Williams looking strong as all hell

You’ve gotta braise the Yoda

Ditto Austin Powers

Begin the countdown to Draymond in a front office position