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Noe Monarch
@heartmonarch.bsky.social
Can’t beat Lovely Menagerie allegations
Vet of the War on Christmas
Trans of Gender
Banned from Club Penguin Vibes
Haver of Tiddy and Correct Opinions
I have no filter so Minors and EDH players DNI
Gay, and 32
Nothing feels quite as good as animals feeling comfy falling asleep on you.
November 28, 2025 at 2:40 PM
The US is so unserious.
October 17, 2025 at 6:52 PM
September 24, 2025 at 4:33 PM
September 17, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Pepsi Phil does too

(He has a Pepsi logo tattooed huge on his left arm lmao)
September 3, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Bruh your entire game is trying to get everyone clowning on you to say a line so you can feel morally superior with your 99% Hitler take and check out. Nobody is falling for it.

Newsom is ass. You’ve got years to find 0% Hitler. Maybe check whatever country you end up in.
August 25, 2025 at 1:13 AM
I don’t think anyone is stopping you from leaving, Dean. In fact most of us would prefer it.
August 25, 2025 at 12:12 AM
August 24, 2025 at 5:07 PM
5’11” vs 6’
August 12, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Unironically playing this in multiple formats currently lmao
July 22, 2025 at 8:36 PM
July 18, 2025 at 3:32 PM
May 28, 2025 at 6:11 PM
May 23, 2025 at 12:42 AM
May 16, 2025 at 12:38 PM
May 15, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Unironic answer, not just the bit
March 15, 2025 at 11:12 PM
I apologize for nothing.
March 13, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Stone rain target ur theros island 236
February 26, 2025 at 8:40 PM
For the first time, I’m in top .0001% of listeners for an artist in my Spotify Wrapped.
December 4, 2024 at 1:58 PM
Hey Spotify, long time listener first time caller but what the fuck is Cowpunk (I know now but.)
October 23, 2024 at 12:25 PM
Bougie ass cat needs tucked in before himbs nap.
October 20, 2024 at 6:49 PM
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #284,456!

Huh. Cool.
September 18, 2024 at 12:12 AM
Nothing but bangers while waiting in the car for your lunch to be ready to pick up. We love @forsakenriot.bsky.social ‘round these parts.
March 21, 2024 at 3:54 PM
I think my Magic playing has unleashed a side of me that hasn’t come out since 2021 and I’m kinda here for it. OG Noe fans remember the sadist Domme era.
March 7, 2024 at 3:01 AM
HIMB DID SO GOOD
January 18, 2024 at 2:29 PM