Noe Monarch
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Noe Monarch
@heartmonarch.bsky.social
Can’t beat Lovely Menagerie allegations
Vet of the War on Christmas
Trans of Gender
Banned from Club Penguin Vibes
Haver of Tiddy and Correct Opinions
I have no filter so Minors and EDH players DNI
Gay, and 32
I smoked my old best time by over 2 minutes. (22:59 prior, 20:22 now) WHAT
November 23, 2025 at 1:46 AM
It genuinely fits you.

I want a precious mortal enemy after all!

Fucin harpy
November 21, 2025 at 11:12 PM
B O N K
November 9, 2025 at 3:46 PM
I remember @goddexxmachina.bsky.social playing it in the UK last September, doesn’t feel like it was a year but, pain.
October 24, 2025 at 7:48 PM
I’ve been telling you this for years.

I may despise your entire being, but you’re fucking precious

(❤️‍🔥 u harpy)
October 21, 2025 at 11:45 AM
“Kills you pretty easily” is the biggest stretch I’ve seen in a while. Needing 4 mana, ability to produce white, and a Karn with limited at best card selection to do so like shown in the screenshot isn’t “pretty easily.” Forge significantly high rolled here out of the “your deck doesn’t work” button
October 14, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Honorable mention that one of Legacy’s oldest combo decks currently exists in value vintage, in Solidarity :) Very fun list!
October 8, 2025 at 7:54 PM
It does indeed cost 7
October 6, 2025 at 8:13 PM
That was me, I only recognize Solymossy after I demolished him on MTGO and he called me slurs in chat, followed by blocking me when I posted the chat log to twitter tagging him, to point and laugh. Fitting company to be on the list lmao
October 3, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Back on twitter he got rejected hard trying to slide into a friend’s DMs. I distinctly remember us laughing pretty goddamn hard about Human Pet Guy trying, with weird shit like this all over his account lmao
September 27, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Better no-selling than WCW era Sting.
September 26, 2025 at 3:24 PM