I have a confession. I've been sending the high five emoji in Teams to people at work all month hoping someone will send one back so it does the special animation.... no one has sent me a high five back... and it kinda hurts my feelers.
September 25, 2025 at 3:01 PM
I have a confession. I've been sending the high five emoji in Teams to people at work all month hoping someone will send one back so it does the special animation.... no one has sent me a high five back... and it kinda hurts my feelers.
Been 2 years without my lil dude. 2 years missing his stinky face. It was nice because I was telling someone about all his goofy traits. Nice to remember everything great about having a dog. Love you Brock. Still miss you.
September 22, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Been 2 years without my lil dude. 2 years missing his stinky face. It was nice because I was telling someone about all his goofy traits. Nice to remember everything great about having a dog. Love you Brock. Still miss you.
Me: a 3 day weekend where I don't have to work at all and I can relax.
The universe: Hey Fucko. Your AC is broken and your complex doesn't consider it an emergency since it won't be hot enough. Enjoy sweating and feeling gross all weekend instead of relaxed.
Me: (screams into hands)
The universe: Hey Fucko. Your AC is broken and your complex doesn't consider it an emergency since it won't be hot enough. Enjoy sweating and feeling gross all weekend instead of relaxed.
Me: (screams into hands)
August 30, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Me: a 3 day weekend where I don't have to work at all and I can relax.
The universe: Hey Fucko. Your AC is broken and your complex doesn't consider it an emergency since it won't be hot enough. Enjoy sweating and feeling gross all weekend instead of relaxed.
Me: (screams into hands)
The universe: Hey Fucko. Your AC is broken and your complex doesn't consider it an emergency since it won't be hot enough. Enjoy sweating and feeling gross all weekend instead of relaxed.
Me: (screams into hands)
Quick question: How do you all eat a pop tart? Like the method.
Mine is toast, break into quarters. Eat the quarters one at a time. I'm just curious if I'm a psycho.
Mine is toast, break into quarters. Eat the quarters one at a time. I'm just curious if I'm a psycho.
August 15, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Quick question: How do you all eat a pop tart? Like the method.
Mine is toast, break into quarters. Eat the quarters one at a time. I'm just curious if I'm a psycho.
Mine is toast, break into quarters. Eat the quarters one at a time. I'm just curious if I'm a psycho.
And my only hope is that you choose to stay
July 12, 2025 at 5:46 AM
And my only hope is that you choose to stay
Currently working on a Mom Mix for our drive on family vacation. Finding songs that don't suck but also won't make mom think I worship the devil is tough it turns out :/
June 15, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Currently working on a Mom Mix for our drive on family vacation. Finding songs that don't suck but also won't make mom think I worship the devil is tough it turns out :/
Helldivers is a 10/10 game because I can hug my homies goodnight
June 8, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Helldivers is a 10/10 game because I can hug my homies goodnight
As I get older my body wakes up naturally earlier. What is that? Do we just keep getting up earlier and earlier and then die? So lame 👎
June 7, 2025 at 1:52 PM
As I get older my body wakes up naturally earlier. What is that? Do we just keep getting up earlier and earlier and then die? So lame 👎
Favorite part of Friday. Turning off my work laptop and putting it in a drawer. I don't wanna even see that thing until Monday morning.
June 6, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Favorite part of Friday. Turning off my work laptop and putting it in a drawer. I don't wanna even see that thing until Monday morning.
Don't mind me, I'm just ugly crying to the conclusion of the 3 part music video from Arm's Length today.
June 5, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Don't mind me, I'm just ugly crying to the conclusion of the 3 part music video from Arm's Length today.
I don't wanna date anymore. I just want to be chilling on the couch being in love.
June 4, 2025 at 5:56 AM
I don't wanna date anymore. I just want to be chilling on the couch being in love.
What if burritos were just like in your fridge when you wanted? It's 2025, I feel like burrito spawners should be a thing by now.
May 20, 2025 at 2:05 PM
What if burritos were just like in your fridge when you wanted? It's 2025, I feel like burrito spawners should be a thing by now.
Burrito and then V Rising. Just chilling and vibes. No Goals. Only be Vampire.
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Chill Vampire Weekend
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May 18, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Burrito and then V Rising. Just chilling and vibes. No Goals. Only be Vampire.
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We are supposed to get some pretty bad storms tonight. This morning, perfectly beautiful day. Power goes out. I don't have much hope for power this evening lol
April 28, 2025 at 5:27 PM
We are supposed to get some pretty bad storms tonight. This morning, perfectly beautiful day. Power goes out. I don't have much hope for power this evening lol
Cool, rainy, gloomy... nap day?
April 27, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Cool, rainy, gloomy... nap day?
Secret Stream
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Your Grandpa is Older Today
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April 22, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Secret Stream
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Guys! Grandpa is in the Dragonwilds pretending to be a Wizard again.
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April 19, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Guys! Grandpa is in the Dragonwilds pretending to be a Wizard again.
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We back going full Berserk in Khazan tonight.
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Grandpa goes Berserk: The Granperker?
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April 16, 2025 at 11:51 PM
We back going full Berserk in Khazan tonight.
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Monday Night Berserker
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Grandpa goes Berserk (because he's bad at video games)
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April 14, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Monday Night Berserker
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Just a yearly reminder since taxes are due tomorrow: Fuck Turbo Tax!
April 14, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Just a yearly reminder since taxes are due tomorrow: Fuck Turbo Tax!
Streaming some The First Berserker Khazan at 8pm Central.
a dog is holding a red light saber on its tail ..
ALT: a dog is holding a red light saber on its tail ..
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April 13, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Streaming some The First Berserker Khazan at 8pm Central.
The gang hasn't been active but they sure do look good
April 12, 2025 at 2:17 PM
The gang hasn't been active but they sure do look good
I did something today I haven't done for a while. I took myself out solo for lunch. It was a beautiful day with warm sun and a cool breeze.
April 11, 2025 at 11:01 PM
I did something today I haven't done for a while. I took myself out solo for lunch. It was a beautiful day with warm sun and a cool breeze.
Why does every week feel like it's been a year long but also way too short for what I need to actually do?
April 4, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Why does every week feel like it's been a year long but also way too short for what I need to actually do?