You ain't wrong about that my dude
January 1, 2026 at 11:12 PM
You ain't wrong about that my dude
People out here trying to be better for 2026. I just ordered $30 worth of Taco Bell. We are not the same.
January 1, 2026 at 8:17 PM
People out here trying to be better for 2026. I just ordered $30 worth of Taco Bell. We are not the same.
The last day of Grampcember. Let's stream it. www.touchbutts.today
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My Failure is Legend, My Legend is Failure
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December 31, 2025 at 3:50 PM
The last day of Grampcember. Let's stream it. www.touchbutts.today
I have a confession. I've been sending the high five emoji in Teams to people at work all month hoping someone will send one back so it does the special animation.... no one has sent me a high five back... and it kinda hurts my feelers.
September 25, 2025 at 3:01 PM
I have a confession. I've been sending the high five emoji in Teams to people at work all month hoping someone will send one back so it does the special animation.... no one has sent me a high five back... and it kinda hurts my feelers.
Been 2 years without my lil dude. 2 years missing his stinky face. It was nice because I was telling someone about all his goofy traits. Nice to remember everything great about having a dog. Love you Brock. Still miss you.
September 22, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Been 2 years without my lil dude. 2 years missing his stinky face. It was nice because I was telling someone about all his goofy traits. Nice to remember everything great about having a dog. Love you Brock. Still miss you.
Me: a 3 day weekend where I don't have to work at all and I can relax.
The universe: Hey Fucko. Your AC is broken and your complex doesn't consider it an emergency since it won't be hot enough. Enjoy sweating and feeling gross all weekend instead of relaxed.
Me: (screams into hands)
The universe: Hey Fucko. Your AC is broken and your complex doesn't consider it an emergency since it won't be hot enough. Enjoy sweating and feeling gross all weekend instead of relaxed.
Me: (screams into hands)
August 30, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Me: a 3 day weekend where I don't have to work at all and I can relax.
The universe: Hey Fucko. Your AC is broken and your complex doesn't consider it an emergency since it won't be hot enough. Enjoy sweating and feeling gross all weekend instead of relaxed.
Me: (screams into hands)
The universe: Hey Fucko. Your AC is broken and your complex doesn't consider it an emergency since it won't be hot enough. Enjoy sweating and feeling gross all weekend instead of relaxed.
Me: (screams into hands)
Sounds like heaven :D
August 20, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Sounds like heaven :D
That is wild. But now... I got a try
August 15, 2025 at 3:51 PM
That is wild. But now... I got a try
Quick question: How do you all eat a pop tart? Like the method.
Mine is toast, break into quarters. Eat the quarters one at a time. I'm just curious if I'm a psycho.
Mine is toast, break into quarters. Eat the quarters one at a time. I'm just curious if I'm a psycho.
August 15, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Quick question: How do you all eat a pop tart? Like the method.
Mine is toast, break into quarters. Eat the quarters one at a time. I'm just curious if I'm a psycho.
Mine is toast, break into quarters. Eat the quarters one at a time. I'm just curious if I'm a psycho.
I need bonus sleep. how do I obtain?
July 31, 2025 at 6:05 PM
I need bonus sleep. how do I obtain?
And my only hope is that you choose to stay
July 12, 2025 at 5:46 AM
And my only hope is that you choose to stay
Currently working on a Mom Mix for our drive on family vacation. Finding songs that don't suck but also won't make mom think I worship the devil is tough it turns out :/
June 15, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Currently working on a Mom Mix for our drive on family vacation. Finding songs that don't suck but also won't make mom think I worship the devil is tough it turns out :/
Helldivers is a 10/10 game because I can hug my homies goodnight
June 8, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Helldivers is a 10/10 game because I can hug my homies goodnight
I'm gonna high five you SO HARD!
June 7, 2025 at 2:17 PM
I'm gonna high five you SO HARD!
As I get older my body wakes up naturally earlier. What is that? Do we just keep getting up earlier and earlier and then die? So lame 👎
June 7, 2025 at 1:52 PM
As I get older my body wakes up naturally earlier. What is that? Do we just keep getting up earlier and earlier and then die? So lame 👎
Favorite part of Friday. Turning off my work laptop and putting it in a drawer. I don't wanna even see that thing until Monday morning.
June 6, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Favorite part of Friday. Turning off my work laptop and putting it in a drawer. I don't wanna even see that thing until Monday morning.
Don't mind me, I'm just ugly crying to the conclusion of the 3 part music video from Arm's Length today.
June 5, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Don't mind me, I'm just ugly crying to the conclusion of the 3 part music video from Arm's Length today.
I don't wanna date anymore. I just want to be chilling on the couch being in love.
June 4, 2025 at 5:56 AM
I don't wanna date anymore. I just want to be chilling on the couch being in love.
What if burritos were just like in your fridge when you wanted? It's 2025, I feel like burrito spawners should be a thing by now.
May 20, 2025 at 2:05 PM
What if burritos were just like in your fridge when you wanted? It's 2025, I feel like burrito spawners should be a thing by now.
Burrito and then V Rising. Just chilling and vibes. No Goals. Only be Vampire.
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Chill Vampire Weekend
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May 18, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Burrito and then V Rising. Just chilling and vibes. No Goals. Only be Vampire.
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It was a breeze. I was worried for nothing 🤣
May 7, 2025 at 4:21 PM
It was a breeze. I was worried for nothing 🤣
About to fly out of Phoenix. Pray for me 🤣
May 7, 2025 at 3:34 PM
About to fly out of Phoenix. Pray for me 🤣
We are supposed to get some pretty bad storms tonight. This morning, perfectly beautiful day. Power goes out. I don't have much hope for power this evening lol
April 28, 2025 at 5:27 PM
We are supposed to get some pretty bad storms tonight. This morning, perfectly beautiful day. Power goes out. I don't have much hope for power this evening lol