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HeadThunk
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The BlueSky presence of an actual human being banging their head on a keyboard (not the work of AI).

I feel so woozy...
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November 28, 2025 at 5:24 AM
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A priest, a pastor, and a rabbit walk into a blood donation center. The nurse asks the rabbit "What is your blood type?" The rabbit responds "I am probably a type O."
May 7, 2025 at 4:30 AM
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Social media posts: Poster 1 - Jan 16th - "Are Pinky and the Brain still trying to take over the world? Because at this point, I'm willing to hear the Brain's platform." Poster 2 - Feb 2nd - "At this point, I'm willing to hear Pinky's platform."
April 12, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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Stained glass mural of Donald Trump dressed as a Catholic Priest, titled St. Upid, Patron Saint of Economic Collapse
March 14, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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In a labortory Scientist A: "Oh no! I dropped the base!" Scientist B: "That's okay. I don't mind a little dubstep in the lab." Both scientists: "HA HA HA HA HA HA!" Scientist A: "Ahhhh... we should evacuate the building." Scientist B: "Yeah..."
February 28, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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How to change your settings to make yourself less valuable to Meta: www.johnoliverwantsyourraterotica.com
February 24, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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Facebook: F*** it!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=nf7X...
Facebook It's like a town square if your town was also full of Russian spies and bots, some teenagers disguised as adults and some adults disguised as teenagers, getting together at all hours of the day or night to say whatever they want, including conspiracy theories plus variations on "but the Nazis also had some good ideas", and also now you are the mayor and police of your town square.
February 24, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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@Tim_Walz tweeting "Elon Musk is a terrible president."
February 10, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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Stephen Pastis made this comic at the end of 2019. It keeps becoming more and more relevant, much like how the movie Idiocracy keeps creeping from satire to a documentary.
Pearls Before Swine comic: Pig answers the door to a baby wearing a sash and top hat, and carrying a martini glass. Pig - "Hi, can I help you?" Baby - "Yeah, I'm the New Year's Baby, here to wish you a 'New Year'!" Pig - "I think the expression is 'HAPPY New Year'." Baby - "Yeah, but I can see what's coming next year." *Baby chugs a bottle of champagne* Baby - "Oh god... help us all!" *Baby passes out drunk* Later, Pig, indoors, to Rat - "I'm worried about next year."
January 31, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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The burn...
Elon Musk on X: "Something that people may find helpful for stopping fires is packing wet sand/dirt (aka mud) on vulnerable surfaces if you can. This is far more effective than just wetting a surface with water, which evaporates quickly." Jim Wright, responding on Facebook: "My favorite part of this is where Super Genius Genetically Superior Intellect Greek God Elon Musk Uberman explains to us poor dumb knuckle draggers that wet dirt is also known as 'mud'."
January 9, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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Um, what?
A sign on a rack of clothing in a thrift store that says "Missalanis Clothing"
December 3, 2024 at 2:26 AM
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Meanwhile, on the InfoWars website:
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November 14, 2024 at 6:52 PM
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"The look you give someone from Kenosha who wants to show you their hole." Pictured below: John Candy from "Home Alone" in a yellow Kenosha Kickers jacket cringing.
March 8, 2024 at 3:31 PM
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Post from (fake) site for The City of Kenosha: "Do you have a hole that needs to be filled? The City of Kenosha takes public safety very seriously, which is why we're excited to launch our new #ShowUsYourHole public safety initative. To participate, simply send us a picture of your hole, along with its location and the tagline "Come fill my hole", and we will dispatch our crews to service your hole in a prompt and professional manner. Your satisfaction is our priority."
March 8, 2024 at 3:30 PM
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Guilty.
"Hide the Pain" Harold: "This idiot never stops posting memes!" Next pane: "Oh! That's my page!"
March 7, 2024 at 8:46 PM
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Remembering what's important:
Image of a toddler in a green and white shirt giving a fist bump Text: Single on Valentine's Day, but still no cooties
February 14, 2024 at 11:14 PM
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This isn't rocket surgery...
Husband and wife in living room having a discussion. Wife: "You're skating on thin eggshells, mister." Husband: "Uh, it's either 'Skating on thin ice' or 'walking on eggshells'." Wife: "You probably shouldn't have corrected me. Now you've really opened up a can of hot water!" Footer: "You buttered your bread; now lie in it."
February 6, 2024 at 12:50 AM
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Tweet from @thisone0verhere - "Be safe out on the roads today! My car totally just swerved into a bookstore parking lot out of nowhere."
February 6, 2024 at 12:40 AM
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Anyone else feel like adult Calvin would be a podcast host?
Calvin and Hobbes outside walking through the snow in winter. Calvin: "I'm thinking of starting my own talk radio show. I'll spout simplistic opinions for hours on end, ridicule anyone who disagrees with me, and generally foster divisiveness, cynicism, and a lower level of public dialog." Hobbes: "It would seem you were born for the job." Calvin: "Imaging getting *paid* to act like a six-year-old!"
February 5, 2024 at 9:32 PM
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Two women in a home in the Victorian era, one sitting at a desk writing. The writer says to the other woman: "I'm really into writing short fiction, mainly to-do lists."
February 3, 2024 at 4:13 PM
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They would literally do more good handing 24 people equal shares of that $10 million ($416,000 apiece) than this.
Tweet from @wsbtv: "X Corp, formerly Twitter, Inc., is asking Atlanta area officials to give it a $10 million tax break, promising to create 24 jobs if it's approved. " Retweet from @JortsTheCat: "I could create more than 24 jobs with that and I'm a cat!"
February 2, 2024 at 11:09 PM
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Jesus (in typical white American depiction wearing a white robe) sitting on a bench in a wooded park in autumn. He is speaking with a young man sitting on the other side of the bench in a black leather jacket and t-shirt with blue jeans. Jesus: "The f*** you worshipping crosses for? What part of my story makes you think I like crosses?"
February 1, 2024 at 2:32 AM
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He looks so proud...
An advertisement for the unfortunately-named Anal-O-Scope from 1962.
January 31, 2024 at 1:54 AM
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Um, yeah...
Cake decorated in Honolulu Blue and White (Detroit Lions colors) with a football picture in the center titled "Touch Down Loins"
January 29, 2024 at 5:51 AM
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So, I take it no more seltzer for a while?
January 29, 2024 at 1:44 AM