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i've been an android user for like three years now and i grabbed a spare iphone to log in to an apple tv (entire other angry skeet) and decided to dick around with it when i finished, and the entire experience was just this
November 26, 2025 at 9:29 AM
every time i come back to this fuckass program i fix an edge-case bug that only crops up in the situation i'm in.

sidenote the dread from "man i forgot how this codebase worked" is overcome by finding a cool system or two you wrote a year ago!
November 24, 2025 at 12:00 AM
got a 3080 on temu and they sent this instead, what a piece of shit, only runs UE5 at 1080p30 and pulls like 600W
November 23, 2025 at 5:19 AM
ten year battle pass :(
November 19, 2025 at 3:56 AM
the order i could not cancel because it already shipped just shipped. the order i already bought a replacement for. ugh
November 19, 2025 at 1:54 AM
really cool of wacom to un-cancel my order (and then charge me) after i already went out to the store and bought one since they cancelled it themselves
November 17, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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the theory of relativity doesn't apply to washing machines, like it could say 15 minutes left but it's actually somewhere between 20 mins and 3 business days, the time dilation is crazy
November 14, 2025 at 7:33 AM
this is phil. i put him there, knew he would be there, thought about him on the way here, and still jumped when i turned to see him.
November 13, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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November 10, 2025 at 7:55 PM
nvidia's drivers are so hideously bad it genuinely has me considering not using it. five trillion dollar company producing a two thousand dollar graphics card that can't even keep plasmashell afloat or RUN COUNTER-STRIKE.
just got a free 4090, W or L?
November 2, 2025 at 6:17 AM
just got a free 4090, W or L?
October 31, 2025 at 4:42 AM
rate the crashout
October 26, 2025 at 9:12 AM
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locked in wrote 2000 words about windows phone not beating the allegations
October 18, 2025 at 1:33 AM
GUESS WHO UNIRONICALLY GOT A COMPLIMENT ON THIS BITCH TODAY
it's been about a month, and it's still my daily. my only gripes are LCD and the cameras. this is a phenomenal phone, especially on android 11.

some of the best $150 i've spent in recent memory, and the best android phone i've ever used.
October 15, 2025 at 7:12 AM
oh hey, a BO6 ad
October 10, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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Forced myself to get at least some creative output going, so here's Battlefield-flavored tomfoolery.
October 7, 2025 at 8:35 PM
it's been about a month, and it's still my daily. my only gripes are LCD and the cameras. this is a phenomenal phone, especially on android 11.

some of the best $150 i've spent in recent memory, and the best android phone i've ever used.
October 5, 2025 at 2:37 AM
i have achieved ultimate WYSI
October 4, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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i made this at 2am
January 4, 2025 at 7:07 AM
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I am once again objectively and verifiably correct, as always.
October 1, 2025 at 2:13 AM
if you ever feel useless, just remember: right shift exists
September 29, 2025 at 6:18 PM
WYSI
September 25, 2025 at 12:31 AM
super funny (yet annoying) that flash is entirely vector-based, but every single game's implementation of scaleform is always hardcoded to like 720p
September 22, 2025 at 4:41 AM
this is a certified radeonsi moment
September 20, 2025 at 6:38 AM
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September 15, 2025 at 2:54 AM