headactuary.bsky.social
@headactuary.bsky.social
Life long commi agitator who wants to be the Actuary to the Pot industry. Need retirement consulting from a big history buff?
Stunnah of a sunset over #Boston from #Northshore in #Swampscott
December 3, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Sometimes you can get both. Ferry from P town to Bean town
October 28, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Arrested for a penal code violation!
October 21, 2025 at 1:49 PM
"I da ho". MAGAt response when Cpt Cankles asks "Can QATAR pay me to fuck you?"
October 12, 2025 at 1:43 AM
What phrase describes both a failed Bluetooth connection and the inability to manually arouse yourself?
#dadjoke
The connected divise is not responding.
October 9, 2025 at 8:37 PM
#ALDS #YANKEES on #FOX on mute cuz I would rather get battery acid in my ears than have the voice of @smoltz_john in my ears.
October 4, 2025 at 8:04 PM
It Really sucked not being able to watch this level of yankee playoffs , but I will not give my money to disney. #abc #Disney #espn
October 3, 2025 at 2:36 AM
The Charlie Kirk is the latest cocktail running around on the right.It consists of one shot.It leaves you with a sore throat, and it is served in the glass that leans left at the end.
September 21, 2025 at 3:26 PM
We need trust busting teddy roosevelt
Right-wing Sinclair Broadcasting owns all these local media stations and many others all across America. This is not journalism, it is scripted propaganda.
September 18, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Describing how BLOTUS moves and his cankles
#trump #dadjoke
September 17, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Did Melissa ande dog get an NFL moment of silence and flags at halfmast?
Today is the day of the special election to fill the seat of former MN State Rep Melissa Hortman, who was shot by a right-wing extremist.
September 16, 2025 at 3:41 PM
@yankees.com
If the yankees let trump throughout the first ball , i'm canceling amazon prime tomorrow and I will never ever go to a yankee game ever again , says a person who's been a yankee fan since he imitated horace clark in his backyard in pre school.
September 11, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Kirk is a false flag attack. We will never know anything about the gunman
It's designed to get his supporters to do the same thing.
Our Richstagg fire?
September 11, 2025 at 1:11 AM
What weak little man #dcmusicfestival
September 10, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Why was Britain's Bristol beaufighter a stoner's favorite straffing aircraft?
Cuz it's armerment was 4 20s.
September 10, 2025 at 12:19 AM
When you think you're standing still but the train is actually traveling light speed
August 17, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Jeffries will never get his mouth off AIPAC's cock.
Wow.
Jeffries may not realize it, but he needs Mamdani more than Mamdani needs Jeffries.

The world is changing, @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social, and you are on the wrong side of that change.
August 16, 2025 at 1:16 PM
What's the favorite humor of the italian sodomist?
Inna you endo!
#poo
August 11, 2025 at 10:14 PM
What does a revolver in a cowboy's boot have in common with Boston's airport?
They are both a low gun.
#baddadjoke
#baddadjokes
#poo
August 11, 2025 at 10:02 PM
What phrase can be used to describe the feeling of elation when the laxative finally kicks in as well as the layers of excrement piling up in the bowl?

Tiers of joy!
#dadjoke #poop
August 10, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Hungry?
August 9, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Someone just pointed out to me that the actress with great jeans has twin lightning bolts for initials.
At least it wasn't 3 Ks.
She'll be making hallmark movies with Candice Cameron soon.
July 29, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Fireworks from the bostonis port viewed from my deck.
If the one mile per second thing is true I am thirteen miles from those fireworks.
I counted after the last flash and I heard booms for thirteen seconds.
#Boston
#northshore
#swampscott
July 27, 2025 at 1:22 AM
I jussabwaby
July 25, 2025 at 4:38 PM
DeSantis Dachau
July 13, 2025 at 3:29 AM