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Rumble Fish
@head-cannon.bsky.social
Work: Cybersecurity, Threat Intelligence, Forensic Investigations

Personal: Music. Coffee. Cocktails. Photography. Cooking. ASMR. Synths.

Opinions not my own but of spider who lives deep in my brain.
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How People Who Hate #AI Think #Art Is Made:

“Here is a totally new and unique concept no one has ever thought of until me!”

How #Music Is Actually Made:

“I used a chord progression from #Beethoven and a bass line from #RHCP and the lyrics are from a #Gnostic scroll found in a cave in the 1920s”
GenZ is mad at McDonald’s for using the Ghibli anime style for gross purposes, which is pretty damn ironic all things considered.

Marketers are meeting you degenerates half way.

Next Stop: Rule34 Sonic Furry Porn Happy Meals.
April 1, 2025 at 12:52 AM
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Pete Hegseth Calls For Steep Cuts To Number Of Steps In AA Recovery
Pete Hegseth Calls For Steep Cuts To Number Of Steps In AA Recovery
WASHINGTON—Lambasting the current program as wasteful, bloated, and entirely unnecessary, Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth called for steep cuts Monday to the number of steps in the Alcoholics Anonymous...
theonion.com
March 31, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Please don’t make me choose between Disney and Trump. They both suck.
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The FCC is investigating Disney for checks notes…

DEI programs.

The same people screaming about “big government overreach” are now using the government to punish companies for hiring diverse talent.

Totally normal

not hypocritical at all.

#MakeItMakeSense #DEI #Disney

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March 29, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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March 29, 2025 at 12:32 PM
“AI art isn’t art!”

Said the fan of movies based on comic books based on Japanese cinema based on Greek tragedies, whose banging soundtracks are over produced autotuned cover versions of popular songs from 20 years which were also covers of songs from 20 years before that, based on classical music.
March 29, 2025 at 9:55 PM
“There’s no such thing as A.I “art.” It’s a soulless amalgamation of plagiarised data. That is the antithesis of art.”

That’s literally what all art already was. Art school is LITERALLY copying other artist’s work until you find your own slightly interesting style, and the vast majority never do.
March 29, 2025 at 9:52 PM
“I can’t wait for all the Boomers to die” is not a valid strategy to defeat insane conservative nonsense.

Millennials and Zoomers are just as crazy as Boomers ever were, and probably more so due to the beak rot of social media.
Far-Right Influencers Are Hosting a $10K-per-Person Matchmaking Weekend to Repopulate the Earth

The Natal Conference, which costs up to $10,000 to attend, features multiple matchmaking strategy sessions and onsite ministers so attendees can get married.

www.wired.com/story/natal-...
Far-Right Influencers Are Hosting a $10K-per-Person Matchmaking Weekend to Repopulate the Earth
The Natal Conference, which costs up to $10,000 to attend, features multiple matchmaking strategy sessions and onsite ministers so attendees can get married, WIRED has learned.
www.wired.com
March 29, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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March 29, 2025 at 9:19 PM
It’s weird how the same people who assert there is no such thing as a “gun accident” are now saying leaking military plans to the press was an “accident” but not “negligence”.
March 25, 2025 at 5:08 PM
These #GOP mofos are even worse spellers than AI art lol
Can’t make this up.
March 22, 2025 at 2:31 AM
In one thread I have a trans person mad at me because I won’t agree they, or anyone, is the most disenfranchised group in America

In another I have a Nazi troll shaking his tiny fist to the heavens because I said he probably sounds like Drake’s white voice when he thinks he’s being tough

#balance
March 22, 2025 at 2:29 AM
If using #AI means you’re not an artist, then using #recipes means you’re not a #chef.
March 20, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Today I used AI to help identify the tactics used by a fraud ring who takes over your online accounts to steal your money.

But some kid who just started college hates AI as they aren’t creative or bright enough to use it yet.

I’ll go back to only finding one criminal a week instead of a hundred.
March 5, 2025 at 8:03 PM
For no particular reason I think more people should remember “Elizabeth My Dear” by #TheStoneRoses is a pretty catchy tune.

youtu.be/t7Xi1Jt9lXM
The Stone Roses - Elizabeth My Dear (Audio)
YouTube video by StoneRosesVEVO
youtu.be
March 5, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Crazy how Zoomers went from “the CIA is evil” to “will some other country please do the thing” in less than a year.

Maybe looking back fifty years and judging defense and intelligence operations through the lens of c. 2021 TikTok dance videos was not the right way to consider history.
March 4, 2025 at 7:59 PM
I can’t tell what is more annoying; the millennial HR lady’s vocal fry where every sentence goes up like a question?

Or the terrible AI voice in the training videos she’s making us watch.
March 3, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Hey GenZ and Alphas desperate for your parent’s attention… you could try emptying to god damn vacuum cleaner after using it.

Even better, when you’re asked to do something, do all of it. Not just one part then walk away.

Pretend you’re an adult in a functional society doing your part.
February 23, 2025 at 9:33 PM
“Please always add alt-text on the one in a million chance a blind person might come across your context some day, but also we don’t care that kids definitely see vile cartoon porn here”

—BlueSky
February 22, 2025 at 12:18 AM
If someone can barely pass an entry level SWE interview, I don’t think they should be called “Tech Bros”.

If they happen to have a few billion dollars, they are probably Finance Bro, like they were called in the 1980s.
February 20, 2025 at 4:37 AM
#SNL50 Went from making fun of men who unironically distrust the independence of “strong women” to *yet another* Heidi skit where the woman is praised for cheating on her husband, all in the same skit.

Most scenes with Heidi Gardner and Andrew Dismukes involves the “comedy” of a cheating wife
February 19, 2025 at 12:37 AM
#SNL50 went from “we’re sorry for all the racist and homophobic skits over the years” to “here is a skit which is entirely about how funny it is when men get raped” in like, five minutes.
February 19, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Everyone:
“Things are worse than they ever have been; the stupidity, the toxicity, the hate, the vile things people say, it’s all so terrible and I’m worried we will never come back from this madness”

“But we’ll never stop using social media so you can fuck off if that’s your answer you fuck”
February 17, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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That’s more like it.
February 16, 2025 at 9:28 PM
A friend of mine started watching “Lost” which I successfully avoided when it was on the air because I thought it would be stupid.

I can admit when I’m wrong and now after watching a few episodes I’m ready to apologize.

It’s actually worse than I thought it could be.

The acting is so so bad.
February 17, 2025 at 7:54 AM
Anyone who pastes Facebook posts with fake highlighter is an instant block. Keep that clown shit over at Meta 🙄
February 16, 2025 at 11:46 PM