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morgueline
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their tiny clown bones creak softly as they move
32/she?
this is why we can't watch cat TV or play with the laser pointer
December 12, 2025 at 11:23 PM
someone was very brave today during a service call, only hid a little!
December 12, 2025 at 9:44 PM
hunny bunny boy!
December 11, 2025 at 7:17 PM
got sick of benny climbing up on my shelf and messing with my stuff for attention, so I gave him an Approved Spot
December 11, 2025 at 5:33 PM
we're doing a "match the coworker to their childhood photo" game at our holiday party and I have just. so many photos of me with cats
December 9, 2025 at 11:12 PM
December 9, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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We’re just innocent men
December 9, 2025 at 11:57 AM
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After much research and development I have made an offline version of ChatGPT.

Now you can save water and electricity while navel-gazing, and carry one of the world's most powerfully annoying AI chatbots in your pocket.
December 5, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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One of my neighbors has been putting up these fish facts posters. All kinds of different fish, marine, freshwater, deep, shallow, all kinds. This is a good one. “Stg this real fish” took me out. Good work, neighbor.
December 7, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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Anthony Stewart Head rt if u agree
December 7, 2025 at 2:01 AM
ah finally Christmas content
December 7, 2025 at 2:49 AM
what a louche and decadent lifestyle he leads
December 6, 2025 at 11:50 PM
masterminds of the takoyaki heist
December 6, 2025 at 10:14 PM
eyyyyyy hell yeah cocona!!!
OMG???? 🥺🥺🥺🥺 this is big and i’m so proud of them and glad they are comfortable enough to share this with us
December 6, 2025 at 5:01 AM
return to sender
December 6, 2025 at 1:18 AM
statuesque
December 5, 2025 at 6:02 AM
new sporty tail configuration
December 5, 2025 at 3:19 AM
gm scrunglynation
December 4, 2025 at 9:19 PM
finally finished a rug I've been avoiding for 6 months because I hate stitching down the edges 🤡
December 4, 2025 at 7:43 PM
I'm so glad that he's having his twilight months while the sun is low and shines right on his bed all morning, the air is dry as hell but the sunshine is plentiful
December 3, 2025 at 4:54 PM
eek can you tell I've barely listened to anything except podcasts this year
16 plays is WEAK
December 3, 2025 at 3:00 PM
zzz
December 2, 2025 at 2:11 AM
comfy
November 30, 2025 at 11:46 PM
no more cone wahoo!
November 24, 2025 at 9:54 PM
made a semi-commitment to myself that if it gets to cold outside I'm gonna take in bf house's porch cat.... he's such a good little dude and as long as he doesn't cause ango distress I think he'll fit in well
November 23, 2025 at 7:12 PM