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@hcanderson.bsky.social
· Oct 24
Do drugs with me and I will explain the New Hampshire public records access infrastructure in excruciating detail
Posting at 11:11 in case she's an angel number girlie and has been hiding it for 4+months
November 15, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Posting at 11:11 in case she's an angel number girlie and has been hiding it for 4+months
Art is a battle against God, your body, and time
November 15, 2025 at 9:27 AM
Art is a battle against God, your body, and time
Who is this "media res" you're so into
November 15, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Who is this "media res" you're so into
Mom said it's my turn with the nihilism
November 14, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Mom said it's my turn with the nihilism
What is the point of the four week trolley shut down if trolley's divert for a week + six months later
November 14, 2025 at 12:01 PM
What is the point of the four week trolley shut down if trolley's divert for a week + six months later
Letting Depop offers expire to inflict despair on others
November 13, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Letting Depop offers expire to inflict despair on others
Laying the resealable bag of almonds sideways to simulate clawing the organ meats from a fresh kill
November 13, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Laying the resealable bag of almonds sideways to simulate clawing the organ meats from a fresh kill
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how do you take your coffee?
Jan-Oct: "black. no sugar"
Oct-Dec: "look, we could all save a lot of time if the egg nog was just caffeinated"
Jan-Oct: "black. no sugar"
Oct-Dec: "look, we could all save a lot of time if the egg nog was just caffeinated"
October 23, 2024 at 11:55 AM
how do you take your coffee?
Jan-Oct: "black. no sugar"
Oct-Dec: "look, we could all save a lot of time if the egg nog was just caffeinated"
Jan-Oct: "black. no sugar"
Oct-Dec: "look, we could all save a lot of time if the egg nog was just caffeinated"
Posting through it cause my therapist dumped me
November 13, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Posting through it cause my therapist dumped me
Pomeranians are deer that are dogs
November 13, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Pomeranians are deer that are dogs
Emily The Strange merch is suddenly very hip around these parts. Evidence merits further investigation
November 12, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Emily The Strange merch is suddenly very hip around these parts. Evidence merits further investigation
City kids will never know the joy of dragging a washing machine into the woods
November 12, 2025 at 1:19 PM
City kids will never know the joy of dragging a washing machine into the woods
What do you people do with big furniture trash like box springs? Where I grew up we just dragged it into the woods
November 12, 2025 at 12:17 AM
What do you people do with big furniture trash like box springs? Where I grew up we just dragged it into the woods
I'm crying because I just watched my big cat get his little sister to rescue a toy from under the bathroom sink for him and for no other reason
November 11, 2025 at 11:59 PM
I'm crying because I just watched my big cat get his little sister to rescue a toy from under the bathroom sink for him and for no other reason
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Leaving a warm bed on a cold day is a deadly sin like im gonna die if i do it
November 11, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Leaving a warm bed on a cold day is a deadly sin like im gonna die if i do it
Depop algorithm trying to radicalize me into a loli aesthetic. Little do they know, I am a swamp creature
November 7, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Depop algorithm trying to radicalize me into a loli aesthetic. Little do they know, I am a swamp creature
Would you still love me if I had a prairie dress arc?
November 6, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Would you still love me if I had a prairie dress arc?
Running up credit card debt just to feel something
November 6, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Running up credit card debt just to feel something
Anachronistic fashion not because I'm a Christian nationalist but because I'm a Louisa May Alcott stan
November 6, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Anachronistic fashion not because I'm a Christian nationalist but because I'm a Louisa May Alcott stan
If I don't get into grad school I'm gonna start a content house
November 5, 2025 at 6:23 PM
If I don't get into grad school I'm gonna start a content house
Happy Catholic Radical Remembrance Day for all you Parliament simps
November 5, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Happy Catholic Radical Remembrance Day for all you Parliament simps
However much you budget to see a doctor, it's not enough
November 5, 2025 at 1:38 PM
However much you budget to see a doctor, it's not enough
If you see me repeating my Duolingo words out loud mind your business
November 5, 2025 at 12:23 PM
If you see me repeating my Duolingo words out loud mind your business
Devastating! One trip to the doctor
November 3, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Devastating! One trip to the doctor
For Halloween I am dying of cholera
October 31, 2025 at 6:35 PM
For Halloween I am dying of cholera