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Hannah
@hburrito.bsky.social
Catch me yelling about sports, human scale cities, and my cats
#1 Sens and/or Flyers fan while the Sabres are in time out.
Ontario
This cat? On drugs?
November 22, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Obligatory picture of the first snow.
November 9, 2025 at 4:17 PM
There's no better way to celebrate a goal than to hold your buddies head in your hands while you touch helmets. I love hockey so much. Never change.
October 16, 2025 at 5:15 PM
F1 radio messages, you will always be famous to me.
September 19, 2025 at 4:37 PM
The Guardians have looked fun again the last few games and I for one am thriving.

Manzardo's gotta eat and so do we.
April 23, 2025 at 2:27 PM
What life is like working with Leafs fans is fun when I get to roast them occasionally.
February 21, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Saturday afternoon and Sunday morning
February 16, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Millennials killed the guest room...by not being able to afford to leave a room empty 95% of the time probably????
January 22, 2025 at 10:18 PM
It sold out in pre-sale. I AM SO SAD!!!
January 21, 2025 at 5:52 PM
There are more people ahead of me in the Lucy Dacus pre-sale line than the venue capacity 😭
January 21, 2025 at 5:04 PM
My first draft is done and now I don’t know what to do with myself.

This is a lie I’m having a glass of wine and next week I’m going to read it from start to finish
January 17, 2025 at 11:15 PM
2025 has been filled with a lot of poetry
January 15, 2025 at 3:53 PM
oh no
January 14, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Went to Buffalo to see some buds and go to the Sabres game. Unsurprisingly they played one solid period, one ehhh period, and one shit period.

At least I got a sick hockey stick slushy souvenir cup.
January 12, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Celebrating this insanity with a glass of my nice scotch. Happy Friday, internet.
January 11, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Fun fact: I'm working on writing a novel
January 7, 2025 at 9:12 PM
I love you (in the produce section) - because love exists in the most beautiful and mundane of places.
January 5, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Won family Taskmaster on Christmas so I framed my trophy. Now everyone who comes into my office will know I'm the champion.
December 31, 2024 at 6:04 PM
Meowy Christmas
December 25, 2024 at 12:31 PM
Both cats have accepted the new cat into the family.
December 8, 2024 at 2:55 AM
Pretty sure the only way to read that is affectionately
December 4, 2024 at 1:27 AM
Objectively it's a sad little mullet, but it's a START. Just give me a couple months and I'm gonna look so cool.
December 3, 2024 at 8:18 PM
Meowy Christmas
November 24, 2024 at 4:50 PM
Post a non-religious photo you think of as holy.
November 21, 2024 at 2:54 AM
Meowdy partner, let’s have ourselves a good Monday.
November 18, 2024 at 1:08 PM