How about a Relictors librarian who is dabbling a bit too deeply into some heretical artefacts?

The party was subject to a hostile takeover by its right-wing in 2020 because the left threatened their revolving door system of sinecures and make-work jobs at utility companies, so now the party mainly functions as a way for MPs to audition for future employment opportunities. Sorry about that.

Right now AI Companies don't have to pay us shit to profit off our work because NO protections exist. Copyright has been loopholed to hell and back by corporations but if u buy the argument that corpos bending regulation means regulation is inherently evil you just aren't v smart tbh, idk

When a chatbot gets something wrong, it’s not because it made an error. It’s because on that roll of the dice, it happened to string together a group of words that, when read by a human, represents something false. But it was working entirely as designed. It was supposed to make a sentence & it did.

Also an attempt is necessary for Labour because the compromise everyone on the left half of the tent made when they stepped in was because "they're at least better than the alternative" and right now increasing numbers feel like fools for doing so.