Is everybody on this app LARPing that it’s 2014?
April 16, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Is everybody on this app LARPing that it’s 2014?
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combination taco bell/victoria's secret
January 3, 2024 at 9:00 PM
combination taco bell/victoria's secret
My bf won a Simpsons diorama competition we competed against each other in and I’m so so so proud of him even though he’s probably still convinced I’m seething with jealousy and rage.
March 26, 2025 at 8:54 PM
My bf won a Simpsons diorama competition we competed against each other in and I’m so so so proud of him even though he’s probably still convinced I’m seething with jealousy and rage.
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Meryl Streep will return as Madeline Ashton in #AvengersDoomsday
March 26, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Meryl Streep will return as Madeline Ashton in #AvengersDoomsday
I found the Severance finale very disturbing as someone who’s terrified that my boyfriend has a work wife who’s way cooler and more fun than me.
March 24, 2025 at 8:26 PM
I found the Severance finale very disturbing as someone who’s terrified that my boyfriend has a work wife who’s way cooler and more fun than me.
Every other day there’s a headline that’s like “Britney Spears posts DISTURBING video” and every damn time it’s her dancing in her living room.
March 17, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Every other day there’s a headline that’s like “Britney Spears posts DISTURBING video” and every damn time it’s her dancing in her living room.
If my boyfriend and I are unable to have children it’ll probably be because he used to ride a unicycle in high school.
March 16, 2025 at 2:46 AM
If my boyfriend and I are unable to have children it’ll probably be because he used to ride a unicycle in high school.
I keep having dreams about my sweet, sweet angel boyfriend being a dick to me.
March 14, 2025 at 6:39 PM
I keep having dreams about my sweet, sweet angel boyfriend being a dick to me.
This would probably be a lot funnier if it wasn’t true.
Boyfriend’s out of town this weekend so you know what that means,
I’m gonna work on my diorama.
I’m gonna work on my diorama.
March 13, 2025 at 8:51 PM
This would probably be a lot funnier if it wasn’t true.
I could post thirst traps on here because it’s the only one of my social media accounts that my family members don’t follow but then I’d have to tidy my room and clean my mirror and I have so few followers on here it’s just not worth it for the 6-7 likes I’d get.
March 13, 2025 at 7:19 AM
I could post thirst traps on here because it’s the only one of my social media accounts that my family members don’t follow but then I’d have to tidy my room and clean my mirror and I have so few followers on here it’s just not worth it for the 6-7 likes I’d get.
I wish it was my job to punch up scripts for superhero movies to make them funnier, I’d just be like “I think we should have the character say ‘So that just happened…’ again” and people would be like “Yes, that is hilarious, have 5 million dollars”
March 12, 2025 at 6:05 AM
I wish it was my job to punch up scripts for superhero movies to make them funnier, I’d just be like “I think we should have the character say ‘So that just happened…’ again” and people would be like “Yes, that is hilarious, have 5 million dollars”
Boyfriend’s out of town this weekend so you know what that means,
I’m gonna work on my diorama.
I’m gonna work on my diorama.
March 11, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Boyfriend’s out of town this weekend so you know what that means,
I’m gonna work on my diorama.
I’m gonna work on my diorama.
I’m late to the game but my god, I’m obsessed with Nara Smith making her “easy” recipes that take all day to make in her gowns with her whispery voice-over. Obsessed.
March 11, 2025 at 8:37 PM
I’m late to the game but my god, I’m obsessed with Nara Smith making her “easy” recipes that take all day to make in her gowns with her whispery voice-over. Obsessed.
I would totally send this to my ex if I didn’t have him blocked on everything.
March 11, 2025 at 4:24 AM
I would totally send this to my ex if I didn’t have him blocked on everything.
Why is when people don’t like certain foods they act like there’s some belief system behind it? Hawaiian pizza isn’t traditional Italian? White chocolate isn’t real chocolate? You’re not a purist, you just think it’s gross. Just say you don’t like the taste, bro.
March 10, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Why is when people don’t like certain foods they act like there’s some belief system behind it? Hawaiian pizza isn’t traditional Italian? White chocolate isn’t real chocolate? You’re not a purist, you just think it’s gross. Just say you don’t like the taste, bro.
It still really grinds my gears that Demi Moore did all the things that the Academy usually eats up with a spoon (doing a nude scene as an older woman, being a pretty person who appears ugly in a film) and still didn’t win. What more did they want???
March 10, 2025 at 6:22 PM
It still really grinds my gears that Demi Moore did all the things that the Academy usually eats up with a spoon (doing a nude scene as an older woman, being a pretty person who appears ugly in a film) and still didn’t win. What more did they want???
I made my bf meatloaf to show him that it’s great and the notion that it’s not is just a hacky, overdone sitcom trope, like “Oh no! Not meatloaf again!” or “Oh no! My wife wants to go to the opera but tonight’s the big game!” or “Oh no! It’s my mother in law!”
March 10, 2025 at 1:21 AM
I made my bf meatloaf to show him that it’s great and the notion that it’s not is just a hacky, overdone sitcom trope, like “Oh no! Not meatloaf again!” or “Oh no! My wife wants to go to the opera but tonight’s the big game!” or “Oh no! It’s my mother in law!”
People who sublet their apartments for less than a month need to chill, like my dude, you can’t really afford to go on that trip
March 7, 2025 at 7:21 PM
People who sublet their apartments for less than a month need to chill, like my dude, you can’t really afford to go on that trip
Me at 18: “Man, Enid from Ghost World is the shit!”
Me at 38: “Man, Enid from Ghost World is shit!”
Me at 38: “Man, Enid from Ghost World is shit!”
March 6, 2025 at 7:12 AM
Me at 18: “Man, Enid from Ghost World is the shit!”
Me at 38: “Man, Enid from Ghost World is shit!”
Me at 38: “Man, Enid from Ghost World is shit!”
Remember when people would make corny ass art about how social media is addictive and people would be like “Whoa, look, this girl is doing a line of facebook, that’s so deep, social media is like a drug. I’m gonna post it on my facebook”?
March 6, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Remember when people would make corny ass art about how social media is addictive and people would be like “Whoa, look, this girl is doing a line of facebook, that’s so deep, social media is like a drug. I’m gonna post it on my facebook”?
So now that John Cena has turned heel is he gonna start working with a charity that makes sick kids have the worst day ever?
March 4, 2025 at 1:52 AM
So now that John Cena has turned heel is he gonna start working with a charity that makes sick kids have the worst day ever?
I’m not out here complaining that I can’t get an office job when practically every job on my resume is of the “If you can lean, you can clean” variety.
March 3, 2025 at 11:28 PM
I’m not out here complaining that I can’t get an office job when practically every job on my resume is of the “If you can lean, you can clean” variety.
This was inspired by my coworker at my grocery store jobs years ago before he stormed out, well, not really inspired, it’s literally what he said word for word.
beneath them and say stuff like “I didn’t go to grad school for this!” and rage quit if they get negative feedback about their performance.
March 3, 2025 at 11:23 PM
This was inspired by my coworker at my grocery store jobs years ago before he stormed out, well, not really inspired, it’s literally what he said word for word.
I feel like a lot of out of work people with advanced degrees who say stuff like “I can’t even get a job at McDonald’s!” would also say “You’re kidding, right?” when asked to mop the floor.
March 3, 2025 at 11:21 PM
I feel like a lot of out of work people with advanced degrees who say stuff like “I can’t even get a job at McDonald’s!” would also say “You’re kidding, right?” when asked to mop the floor.
I do feel for people who are out of work who are having trouble even getting a survival job to pay the bills but I wish some of them would understand that people who hire for those “low-skilled” position might not want to hire someone with no service experience, who’s going to act like the job is
March 3, 2025 at 11:18 PM
I do feel for people who are out of work who are having trouble even getting a survival job to pay the bills but I wish some of them would understand that people who hire for those “low-skilled” position might not want to hire someone with no service experience, who’s going to act like the job is