may or may not be a little peeved about ai and what it's doing to the creative industry so enjoy this lowquality annoyanceslop or whatever the kids are saying nowadays

and it's pretty obvious but fuck ai lmao, all of these obscenely horny posts are 100% lovingly crafted by flesh and i'm proud of it

You make me sick. You really fucking do.

Out of all the universes I've destroyed with my virility and perfect cumshots, and of all the chaos that I've spread, this has to be one of the most disappointing conversations that's EVER lead me to the end.

Let's just get this over with. Fuck you.

(2/2)

x 2.5 cumshot distance buff

just realised i wrote ", hiii" and completely left out the "Oh". this crt's brain sure was too hazy to realise last night lmao

I can already feel reality ripping, and to think it was all brought on by some stupid robo-girl who obeyed a perverted scientist~

Ah, be honest with me, before you fuck our universe in half.

I don't even need to ask by that giddy gaze, but...

Doesn't that file size feel so fucking GOOD~?

(5/5)

I see all of those error messages.

"Overloaded"... "Low storage warning"... "Storage... exceeded..."

Fuck, you're bigger than the Earth already. Holy shit. Ahahahaha.

AHAHAHAHA.

Surpassing the size of the known universe in a few seconds, just from the start of this file bloat... Fuck~!!

(4/5)

Hm? Why's it called "size_EX.zip"? Don't worry about it!

...Oh. You. Actually unzipped it.

H. Hahaha. HahahaHAHAHAHAHAHA.

You IDIOT. 32GB of crotch storage, and you're about to unload a zipbomb with a million quettabytes?!

Fuck, hahaha. You're gonna grow SO fucking big.

(3/5)

Strange, I distinctly remember you talking about software bloat before you shut down... Eh, whatever! Doesn't it seem much more appropriate to have "extra storage"?

Hang on, just gotta move this ZIP across so you can install some third-party tools...

Don't worry, it's TOTALLY safe, 'kay~?

(2/5)

STOP. FUCKING. SQUIRMING.

*CRUNCH*

Hah, I can still feel parts of you becoming part of my seed, I can't believe it!

Oh, 2918C/5284F? Not bad, not bad... But I could go for more.

...Hm, I wonder if there's a delivery driver or ten around to add to my next universe-melting cumshot~?

(4/4)

*chhk*

Why am I locking the door? Just a precaution. I don't like it when my prey gets away from me, and you seem like a runner.

You seem confused. Well, what if I just lift my skirt, and--

*RRRRRRUMBLEEEE*

My, I had no clue how empty I looked... But YOU'LL help me out, ehehe. C'mere~

(3/4)

Thank you, thank you, just put it anywhere! By that rock solid, off-white, uh... decoration, yes, that'll do.

You think I'm pretty cute? Aww, I'm so happy you think so! In fact, I'm REALLY happy. You couldn't have come at a better time.

In fact, you might be VERY useful to me~

(2/?)

YOU GOTTA. THE QUETTAHEADS GOTTA SEE IT