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So! I finally wrote a longer work and I definitely didn't do it while really sleep deprived. I hope you enjoy, and I proudly present:

THE FERTILITY OF DESTRUCTION, by yours truly. There are no good endings in this world, only an overly horny fertility goddess.

archiveofourown.org/works/72679596
The Fertility of Destruction - HazyCRT - Original Work [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
archiveofourown.org
(NSFW!)

So I've heard you've started using this "artificial intelligence" thing, recently. And you say it's like something that can create artwork in seconds, just by typing something in?

...How fucking pathetic is that? Where's your passion? Your creativity? Your HUMANITY?!

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November 12, 2025 at 8:16 AM
Sleep deprivation? Nono, these bags are from the effort of holding a load in. I rather like this reality, if I'm honest!

...But since you're in on my secret, and I don't usually approve of people knowing of my, ahem, condition, I guess it wouldn't hurt just to let go juuust a little~

*RUMBBBBBBLE*
November 12, 2025 at 7:31 AM
What, I missed Halloween? Oh, you couldn't be more wrong. I spent it doing a little trick or treating.

Well, tricking a few billion spirits into fuelling my potent cumtanks, at least. And trust me, you'll LOVE the treat I have in store for you when I release it all over this universe~
November 2, 2025 at 7:34 AM
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I HAVE RECEIVED PEAK FROM @towertraveler.bsky.social
Amaranth very marginally letting loose, yknow !! normal stuff
November 2, 2025 at 7:06 AM
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Big hellhound energy for @oathtooblivion.bsky.social of a beastified version of a friends character.
October 30, 2025 at 1:28 AM
DO NOT GET VITAMIN D AND VITALITY D MIXED UP WHEN YOU'RE TIRED. I'VE CUMSHOT THROUGH THREE ALTERNATE REALITIES AND STILL GOING. WORST (AND OR BEST) DAY OF MY LIFE
October 30, 2025 at 6:12 AM
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September's vote winner was @zuoo0202.bsky.social's Scorch. I've been a fan of her design for a while, so glad to get a chance to draw her.
October 26, 2025 at 8:05 PM
All I'm saying is that the higher the cream content in the milk you drink the more your balls should produce.

Like, drinking a container of skimmed? Nothing. Whole milk? You're shooting ropes big enough to pierce a planet.

Drinking heavy / double cream? Good luck everything else in this universe.
October 27, 2025 at 12:52 AM
, hiii~ Good news, robo-girl - the new hardware was a success to install!

I bet you're so excited to see this "expansion" drive I added into your crotch port, aren't you~

...Hm? You don't remember asking for an expansion drive?

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October 26, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Just checked my smart watch, and it says my vitality is pretty good.

It also has a setting for virility, and it's saying 100%.

Now I don't know about you, but considering I've just doused infinite universes with ANOTHER single impossibly big cum rope, I'd say my virility should be PAST 100%, hmm?~
October 19, 2025 at 6:20 AM
So! I finally wrote a longer work and I definitely didn't do it while really sleep deprived. I hope you enjoy, and I proudly present:

THE FERTILITY OF DESTRUCTION, by yours truly. There are no good endings in this world, only an overly horny fertility goddess.

archiveofourown.org/works/72679596
The Fertility of Destruction - HazyCRT - Original Work [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
archiveofourown.org
October 18, 2025 at 6:56 AM
Ugh, my flat is SO cold, and I've been needing to warm it up. Not to mention, my heating provider charges through the nose...

If only I could get these huge cumtanks of mine to really boil and heat up the room! Hmm...

*Bzzzzzt*

Oh? A package? For me? Well, would you mind coming right up?~

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October 18, 2025 at 4:38 AM
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cujrious...giant..
September 27, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Hm? What's that-

OH! Sorry, I was so busy flooding another dimension with allllll this pre that I couldn't hear you over my massive, churning balls~

Ahem, what did you want?

...Your camera broke when you were trying to take a picture of me? Is that so?

Out of storage, you say~?

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September 27, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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Some Marisa dong and solid cum for @neuronrapid.bsky.social
September 25, 2025 at 9:31 PM
saw someone say that their "meal was orgasmically good" and asked me if i agreed. well, i just HAD to oblige.

anyways HELLO reality number 583545436758657264654376457, fingers crossed yall don't get flooded too :)
September 27, 2025 at 1:02 AM
it's been THREE WEEKS since i last posted? well, no, actually, it's actually also been a second, but you're not wrong. fucking reality with an indescribably large dick until it breaks doesn't exactly bode well for the flow of time i guess
September 21, 2025 at 12:59 PM
happy miku day everyone! very tempted to make a growth-themed post about miku. like id ever do that. hahaha. haha. ha.
August 31, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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my lizard looking fly as hell done by @waluigitime16.bsky.social ever so kindly

god i fucking love cape jackets
August 31, 2025 at 8:06 AM
remember! if you're going on holiday, don't go into the sea, or you could risk your compressors malfunctioning. i mean, not that it's happened to me before, but... let's just say that there's a few less realities around after i decided to go swimming, y'know~?
August 29, 2025 at 11:22 PM
if my assets grew an inch every time i had an issue with windows i would be destroying the omniverse right now. my goodness i love this os
August 28, 2025 at 12:00 AM
moral of the story: never take dick pics on a cursed camera. nothing good could ever come of this (or a lot of good depending on your viewpoint)
August 27, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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Yagokoro was nice enough to let me do what i wanted for a comm, so have some Micha letting out a tiny fraction of precum.
August 25, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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Doodled some paper sketches, a Teto and a Tomoko
August 25, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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Dicking down that gorgeous woman until you stimulate her prostate enough she can finally get there and unclog her balls. She tells you to just keep fucking her ass while she has a 5 minute long straining ejaculation letting a rope of solid semen steadily crawls out her cock.
August 25, 2025 at 2:30 PM