Hazel McPhillips (She/Her)
@hazeyfantasy.bsky.social
Wife, Mum, Gran, Not-So-Secret Geek, PhD Student, Lecturer, SFHEA, Advanced Nurse Practitioner, Chatterbox, ADHD, Foodie, Musician, Coloratura Soprano, Snow White Wannabe.
Hoping for another display tonight. Got my car goodies ready to take a drive into a dark space 🥰
November 12, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Hoping for another display tonight. Got my car goodies ready to take a drive into a dark space 🥰
Took little T to ‘The Night Garden’ live show yesterday. Not sure I’ll ever recover.
1/2 the audience arrived late. Kid behind vomited. Kid beside shat themself. People eating smelly food all around. Got mugged at the merch stand. Little T loved it (although he keeps talking about the smell/noise) 🤢
1/2 the audience arrived late. Kid behind vomited. Kid beside shat themself. People eating smelly food all around. Got mugged at the merch stand. Little T loved it (although he keeps talking about the smell/noise) 🤢
September 7, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Took little T to ‘The Night Garden’ live show yesterday. Not sure I’ll ever recover.
1/2 the audience arrived late. Kid behind vomited. Kid beside shat themself. People eating smelly food all around. Got mugged at the merch stand. Little T loved it (although he keeps talking about the smell/noise) 🤢
1/2 the audience arrived late. Kid behind vomited. Kid beside shat themself. People eating smelly food all around. Got mugged at the merch stand. Little T loved it (although he keeps talking about the smell/noise) 🤢
Today was annual leave and self care day. Self care in this house typically involves hair dye or ink and needles. Today was the latter (although there’s a whole evening ahead).
Massive thanks to Lauren at Brass Buddha in Tranent who always has blown me away with her talent.
#tattoo #selfcare
Massive thanks to Lauren at Brass Buddha in Tranent who always has blown me away with her talent.
#tattoo #selfcare
September 3, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Went on a writing retreat this week. Love them for their balance of productivity and restoration.
The wonderful facilitator caught the attendees during their down time ………
#BigKidAtHeart #AnimalTherapy #NeverGrowUp
The wonderful facilitator caught the attendees during their down time ………
#BigKidAtHeart #AnimalTherapy #NeverGrowUp
August 24, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Went on a writing retreat this week. Love them for their balance of productivity and restoration.
The wonderful facilitator caught the attendees during their down time ………
#BigKidAtHeart #AnimalTherapy #NeverGrowUp
The wonderful facilitator caught the attendees during their down time ………
#BigKidAtHeart #AnimalTherapy #NeverGrowUp
Been drinking a lot of this cordial. Bottle said 1:4 with water but I found it a bit weak so pouring a solid 1:3.
Husband tasted it last night & looked like he was going to be sick.
On revision of the instructions it’s actually suppose to be 1:14 cordial:water. My sweet tooth/bad eyes strike again 😂
Husband tasted it last night & looked like he was going to be sick.
On revision of the instructions it’s actually suppose to be 1:14 cordial:water. My sweet tooth/bad eyes strike again 😂
July 18, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Been drinking a lot of this cordial. Bottle said 1:4 with water but I found it a bit weak so pouring a solid 1:3.
Husband tasted it last night & looked like he was going to be sick.
On revision of the instructions it’s actually suppose to be 1:14 cordial:water. My sweet tooth/bad eyes strike again 😂
Husband tasted it last night & looked like he was going to be sick.
On revision of the instructions it’s actually suppose to be 1:14 cordial:water. My sweet tooth/bad eyes strike again 😂
After 18 fabulous years we have had to say a very sad goodbye to Little Miss Dusty Springfield. 💔
July 15, 2025 at 8:14 AM
After 18 fabulous years we have had to say a very sad goodbye to Little Miss Dusty Springfield. 💔
Me and Little T have been growing wild flowers. Started getting the cutest of visitors now. 🥰 🐝
June 22, 2025 at 9:39 AM
Me and Little T have been growing wild flowers. Started getting the cutest of visitors now. 🥰 🐝
Interested in advanced clinical practice for you or one or your employees?
Currently preparing some webinars and recruitment events.
If you would like to be contacted with the dates/times please just drop me an email.
If you can’t make them I’m also happy to meet 1:1.
H.mcphillips@napier.ac.uk
Currently preparing some webinars and recruitment events.
If you would like to be contacted with the dates/times please just drop me an email.
If you can’t make them I’m also happy to meet 1:1.
H.mcphillips@napier.ac.uk
June 21, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Interested in advanced clinical practice for you or one or your employees?
Currently preparing some webinars and recruitment events.
If you would like to be contacted with the dates/times please just drop me an email.
If you can’t make them I’m also happy to meet 1:1.
H.mcphillips@napier.ac.uk
Currently preparing some webinars and recruitment events.
If you would like to be contacted with the dates/times please just drop me an email.
If you can’t make them I’m also happy to meet 1:1.
H.mcphillips@napier.ac.uk
This is who runs this account
June 17, 2025 at 7:57 PM
This is who runs this account
Having myself a wee sing song in the car and my watch started buzzing. Turns out I’m a danger to myself (we always knew this). Thank you Mozart and your Queen of the night aria 😂😂 🎵 🎶
June 14, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Having myself a wee sing song in the car and my watch started buzzing. Turns out I’m a danger to myself (we always knew this). Thank you Mozart and your Queen of the night aria 😂😂 🎵 🎶
Early birthday/submission gift for me from me and my wonderful husband. Turns out I’ve not completely forgotten everything despite is being over 20 years. Thanks to @trishaelliott.bsky.social for inspiring me. You were right, I have zero regrets just 100% joy. ❤️
June 2, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Early birthday/submission gift for me from me and my wonderful husband. Turns out I’ve not completely forgotten everything despite is being over 20 years. Thanks to @trishaelliott.bsky.social for inspiring me. You were right, I have zero regrets just 100% joy. ❤️
Them: “you must have learned so much doing a PhD”
Me: “it’s not over yet but let me present to you a small selection of my top tier procrastination poorly disguised as life changing hobbies”
Me: “it’s not over yet but let me present to you a small selection of my top tier procrastination poorly disguised as life changing hobbies”
May 28, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Them: “you must have learned so much doing a PhD”
Me: “it’s not over yet but let me present to you a small selection of my top tier procrastination poorly disguised as life changing hobbies”
Me: “it’s not over yet but let me present to you a small selection of my top tier procrastination poorly disguised as life changing hobbies”
This should be them in order. I was unwell before I found the rash which is why I took the pictures. These were taken over about 24 hours.
May 25, 2025 at 10:51 PM
This should be them in order. I was unwell before I found the rash which is why I took the pictures. These were taken over about 24 hours.
See a tattoo; post a tattoo
May 3, 2025 at 10:01 AM
See a tattoo; post a tattoo
This is me 100%
I’m so grateful for the friends that stick around and put up with my nonsense. In fairness I might forget they exist sometimes but I would fight anyone that tried to hurt them.
One of them sent me this the other day and I am definitely Ernie 😂
I’m so grateful for the friends that stick around and put up with my nonsense. In fairness I might forget they exist sometimes but I would fight anyone that tried to hurt them.
One of them sent me this the other day and I am definitely Ernie 😂
April 28, 2025 at 9:07 PM
This is me 100%
I’m so grateful for the friends that stick around and put up with my nonsense. In fairness I might forget they exist sometimes but I would fight anyone that tried to hurt them.
One of them sent me this the other day and I am definitely Ernie 😂
I’m so grateful for the friends that stick around and put up with my nonsense. In fairness I might forget they exist sometimes but I would fight anyone that tried to hurt them.
One of them sent me this the other day and I am definitely Ernie 😂
Super excited to be listening to this new release today and can’t wait till it tours the UK.
Amazing work Tomas and team. Just phenomenal 🥰
Amazing work Tomas and team. Just phenomenal 🥰
April 25, 2025 at 11:15 AM
Super excited to be listening to this new release today and can’t wait till it tours the UK.
Amazing work Tomas and team. Just phenomenal 🥰
Amazing work Tomas and team. Just phenomenal 🥰
Nothing brightens the timeline more. Poor wee scone. It must be hard for them too.
This is my black cat, Otis Redding, a huge boy but super cuddly.
My friend works for a rescue and says the black cats are least likely to get adopted 😢
This is my black cat, Otis Redding, a huge boy but super cuddly.
My friend works for a rescue and says the black cats are least likely to get adopted 😢
April 19, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Nothing brightens the timeline more. Poor wee scone. It must be hard for them too.
This is my black cat, Otis Redding, a huge boy but super cuddly.
My friend works for a rescue and says the black cats are least likely to get adopted 😢
This is my black cat, Otis Redding, a huge boy but super cuddly.
My friend works for a rescue and says the black cats are least likely to get adopted 😢
I left my house 7 hours ago to go on a train journey that should have been shorter than the 4.5 hour drive I wanted to avoid.
Tired, washed out, & hangry. Not sure my husband is delighted to see this version of me 😂
Thank goodness for a welcoming cup of @yorkshiretea.bsky.social to start to fix me.
Tired, washed out, & hangry. Not sure my husband is delighted to see this version of me 😂
Thank goodness for a welcoming cup of @yorkshiretea.bsky.social to start to fix me.
March 11, 2025 at 11:26 PM
I left my house 7 hours ago to go on a train journey that should have been shorter than the 4.5 hour drive I wanted to avoid.
Tired, washed out, & hangry. Not sure my husband is delighted to see this version of me 😂
Thank goodness for a welcoming cup of @yorkshiretea.bsky.social to start to fix me.
Tired, washed out, & hangry. Not sure my husband is delighted to see this version of me 😂
Thank goodness for a welcoming cup of @yorkshiretea.bsky.social to start to fix me.
Last week I asked my little bestie what colour I should get nails and promised to get whatever he chose.
So, here I am sporting a full set of Spider-Man nails (coz that’s a colour now) 💅🏻
So, here I am sporting a full set of Spider-Man nails (coz that’s a colour now) 💅🏻
March 7, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Last week I asked my little bestie what colour I should get nails and promised to get whatever he chose.
So, here I am sporting a full set of Spider-Man nails (coz that’s a colour now) 💅🏻
So, here I am sporting a full set of Spider-Man nails (coz that’s a colour now) 💅🏻
If there’s one thing that’s guaranteed to brighten my day it’s the delivery from The York Ghost Merchants. 👻
February 26, 2025 at 8:36 PM
If there’s one thing that’s guaranteed to brighten my day it’s the delivery from The York Ghost Merchants. 👻
You in high school vs you now
😂😂🙈
😂😂🙈
February 23, 2025 at 7:06 PM
You in high school vs you now
😂😂🙈
😂😂🙈
Took Little T to Bo’ness & Kinnell railway yesterday. They had selfie spots which I pointed out to him.
This was the result 😂
#selfie #trains #steamtrain #toddler
This was the result 😂
#selfie #trains #steamtrain #toddler
February 16, 2025 at 9:31 AM
Took Little T to Bo’ness & Kinnell railway yesterday. They had selfie spots which I pointed out to him.
This was the result 😂
#selfie #trains #steamtrain #toddler
This was the result 😂
#selfie #trains #steamtrain #toddler
Valentines snacky tray for my favourites 🥰❤️
February 14, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Valentines snacky tray for my favourites 🥰❤️
Another one for my collection…. Behold….. 😂😂
February 13, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Another one for my collection…. Behold….. 😂😂