Hazen Hammel
@hazenhammel.bsky.social
Retired New Mexico lawyer (he/him)
With the United States becoming a net exporter of fossil fuels and transition to renewables becoming ever more necessary to avoid climate disaster, pressure mounts to convert the Strategic Oil Reserve into a Strategic Pun Reserve
November 7, 2025 at 10:32 PM
With the United States becoming a net exporter of fossil fuels and transition to renewables becoming ever more necessary to avoid climate disaster, pressure mounts to convert the Strategic Oil Reserve into a Strategic Pun Reserve
lame duck?
more like dead bird
more like dead bird
November 5, 2025 at 3:41 PM
lame duck?
more like dead bird
more like dead bird
there's a meme generator for this
no need to write a whole book
no need to write a whole book
October 31, 2025 at 6:15 PM
there's a meme generator for this
no need to write a whole book
no need to write a whole book
My dog with my spatula
(thankfully not my favorite spatula)
(thankfully not my favorite spatula)
October 29, 2025 at 10:54 PM
My dog with my spatula
(thankfully not my favorite spatula)
(thankfully not my favorite spatula)
"I wouldn't dream of it."
"Officer Lane, however, is another matter"
"Officer Lane, however, is another matter"
October 22, 2025 at 5:18 PM
"I wouldn't dream of it."
"Officer Lane, however, is another matter"
"Officer Lane, however, is another matter"
Time to levitate that sucker again
October 21, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Time to levitate that sucker again
The Israelis are MUCH better at the reputation-laundering protest
they combine liberal outrage with chauvinistic nationalist image discipline
I'm sure Leni Riefenstahl would have been proud
they combine liberal outrage with chauvinistic nationalist image discipline
I'm sure Leni Riefenstahl would have been proud
October 19, 2025 at 7:31 PM
The Israelis are MUCH better at the reputation-laundering protest
they combine liberal outrage with chauvinistic nationalist image discipline
I'm sure Leni Riefenstahl would have been proud
they combine liberal outrage with chauvinistic nationalist image discipline
I'm sure Leni Riefenstahl would have been proud
Oh look
The new White House account has surpassed jesse singal on the clearsky.app blocked list
it has a way to go to beat the Vice President, though
The new White House account has surpassed jesse singal on the clearsky.app blocked list
it has a way to go to beat the Vice President, though
October 19, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Oh look
The new White House account has surpassed jesse singal on the clearsky.app blocked list
it has a way to go to beat the Vice President, though
The new White House account has surpassed jesse singal on the clearsky.app blocked list
it has a way to go to beat the Vice President, though
note to self: bring a trash bag
(don't want "No Kings" to look like Charlie Kirk's funeral)
(don't want "No Kings" to look like Charlie Kirk's funeral)
October 17, 2025 at 5:50 PM
note to self: bring a trash bag
(don't want "No Kings" to look like Charlie Kirk's funeral)
(don't want "No Kings" to look like Charlie Kirk's funeral)
No, Mr. X user, we don't expect you to talk
We expect you to die
We expect you to die
October 15, 2025 at 8:13 PM
No, Mr. X user, we don't expect you to talk
We expect you to die
We expect you to die
A 1953 federal regulation interpreting the words "reasonable distance" in a 1946 Immigration and Nationality Act created a 100 mile Constitution-Free Zone for the Border Patrol.
Here's what the 100 mile Constitution-Free Zone looks like in the Great Lakes region
Here's what the 100 mile Constitution-Free Zone looks like in the Great Lakes region
October 15, 2025 at 4:52 PM
A 1953 federal regulation interpreting the words "reasonable distance" in a 1946 Immigration and Nationality Act created a 100 mile Constitution-Free Zone for the Border Patrol.
Here's what the 100 mile Constitution-Free Zone looks like in the Great Lakes region
Here's what the 100 mile Constitution-Free Zone looks like in the Great Lakes region
Mine isn't silent. Or polite
October 13, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Mine isn't silent. Or polite
Mochi says "This is a dried bull penis, but it could be yours, if you don't chill out weeder"
October 6, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Mochi says "This is a dried bull penis, but it could be yours, if you don't chill out weeder"
Perhaps Hegseth sees himself more "First Order" than Empire
October 1, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Perhaps Hegseth sees himself more "First Order" than Empire
That would make a fine concession at our basketball arena
September 30, 2025 at 11:03 PM
That would make a fine concession at our basketball arena
You know, "Alligator Auschwitz" *could* be repurposed for people who mention Christmas before Thanksgiving
September 30, 2025 at 9:06 PM
You know, "Alligator Auschwitz" *could* be repurposed for people who mention Christmas before Thanksgiving
Hot Wheels wore it better
September 28, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Hot Wheels wore it better
Why don't Portland and Chicago just dig up the streets around the ICE facilities?
(and shut off the utilities while they are at it)
In case you think I'm joking, consider the French
(and shut off the utilities while they are at it)
In case you think I'm joking, consider the French
September 28, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Why don't Portland and Chicago just dig up the streets around the ICE facilities?
(and shut off the utilities while they are at it)
In case you think I'm joking, consider the French
(and shut off the utilities while they are at it)
In case you think I'm joking, consider the French
Loose cows came to visit!
(photo from my bedroom window)
(photo from my bedroom window)
September 28, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Loose cows came to visit!
(photo from my bedroom window)
(photo from my bedroom window)