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Hazel
@hazelthepoet.bsky.social
Transgender woman, parent, daughter, sister, poet, word-wrangler, community volunteer, artist, musician, Everton supporter, dreamer.
I am the cosmic onion, 10,000 layers deep.
Not by me. Do you think Your Party will replace your mum in popular culture?
November 30, 2025 at 8:42 PM
I was at a counter protest to the flag wavers in Plymouth. The "sink the boats" team started singing "We hate Keir Starmer." Us "woke, leftists" joined in with them. Then we started singing " We hate him more than you."
The unity was beautiful.
September 11, 2025 at 11:29 AM
There are human beings in those boats!
July 31, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Name the legal routes, please. You know, the ones you don't mind.
Also, which are the ones expecting us to give them everything?
July 31, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Go for him on his fascist ideology, not fat shaming.
July 15, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Sorry I missed you today, boojmeister. I ended up in work cos someone had locked themselves out, and I live the closest. As I was there, I cleaned the coffee machine and the toilets.
May 2, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Tbf, the banks make enough profit that they could easily soak up these costs and they wouldn't notice. The rich need to pay their way. That includes banks.
April 5, 2025 at 6:31 PM
"... 27 March after the OSR raised concerns, and that the updated version ... Universal Credit health and other benefits since the pandemic has increased by 50%”.

tinyl.co/3CII
DWP corrects ‘entirely misleading’ Universal Credit claim
Office for Statistics Regulation urges department to include its statisticians in comms drafting process
tinyl.co
April 5, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Longer days makes sense. Night rioting in winter sounds like a terrible idea, now I think about it.
March 23, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Why wait until the summer. It'll be humid and exhaustive work. Wouldn't it be better to riot in the colder, drier months?
March 23, 2025 at 6:28 PM
I turned up too early last week. ADHD can be an arse sometimes 🤣
February 7, 2025 at 3:57 PM