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so will the reign of reason cheerily dispose of any allegations of paradise
getting in a time machine to talk to
my 18-year-old self and saying something along the lines of “yeah kid so you’re never gonna sleep with this guy you have a giant crush on, but in 14 years you’ll be arguing with him about the mets’ third baseman over gchat on a monday so there’s that”
my 18-year-old self and saying something along the lines of “yeah kid so you’re never gonna sleep with this guy you have a giant crush on, but in 14 years you’ll be arguing with him about the mets’ third baseman over gchat on a monday so there’s that”
December 1, 2025 at 7:31 PM
getting in a time machine to talk to
my 18-year-old self and saying something along the lines of “yeah kid so you’re never gonna sleep with this guy you have a giant crush on, but in 14 years you’ll be arguing with him about the mets’ third baseman over gchat on a monday so there’s that”
my 18-year-old self and saying something along the lines of “yeah kid so you’re never gonna sleep with this guy you have a giant crush on, but in 14 years you’ll be arguing with him about the mets’ third baseman over gchat on a monday so there’s that”
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Brandon Nimmo is the first millionaire to flee Zohran Mamdani's Communist New York City
November 23, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Brandon Nimmo is the first millionaire to flee Zohran Mamdani's Communist New York City
have suspected for a while that I’m going completely gray at the temples and my mother confirmed that for me this weekend when I asked her to look 👍
November 10, 2025 at 12:45 AM
have suspected for a while that I’m going completely gray at the temples and my mother confirmed that for me this weekend when I asked her to look 👍
One Zofran After Another
November 6, 2025 at 12:18 PM
One Zofran After Another
I LOVE THE METS, BEING GAY, AND NEW YORK CITY BABYYYYY!!!
November 5, 2025 at 3:24 AM
I LOVE THE METS, BEING GAY, AND NEW YORK CITY BABYYYYY!!!
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me and my cadre of dastardly m/m shippers are going to ruin healthy male platonic bonds for everyone
November 3, 2025 at 5:07 PM
me and my cadre of dastardly m/m shippers are going to ruin healthy male platonic bonds for everyone
watching Liberty’s Kids while I knit and I forgot how much this show rules. freed black man adopts two white teenage orphans with Oppositional Defiant Disorder, pseudo-fosters a mouthy proto-woke teen girl. Walter Cronkite as Benjamin Franklin speaking in riddles. perfection
November 3, 2025 at 6:19 PM
watching Liberty’s Kids while I knit and I forgot how much this show rules. freed black man adopts two white teenage orphans with Oppositional Defiant Disorder, pseudo-fosters a mouthy proto-woke teen girl. Walter Cronkite as Benjamin Franklin speaking in riddles. perfection
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Hi guys!! I am going to be putting together some bundles from this dragon hoard to raise food bank money. A lot of them are rare and no longer available. 💕
I’ll take some bundle pics for the thread. Send me a food bank donation receipt of $25 or more and I’ll pack one off to you!
I’ll take some bundle pics for the thread. Send me a food bank donation receipt of $25 or more and I’ll pack one off to you!
November 2, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Hi guys!! I am going to be putting together some bundles from this dragon hoard to raise food bank money. A lot of them are rare and no longer available. 💕
I’ll take some bundle pics for the thread. Send me a food bank donation receipt of $25 or more and I’ll pack one off to you!
I’ll take some bundle pics for the thread. Send me a food bank donation receipt of $25 or more and I’ll pack one off to you!
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the Mets will slay the Dodgers, win the World Series, and become America’s—and Canada’s—team inshallah
November 2, 2025 at 4:49 AM
the Mets will slay the Dodgers, win the World Series, and become America’s—and Canada’s—team inshallah
I generally don’t get horrible mood swings over nothing anymore but who knew a Wool and the Gang baby blanket kit could send me down that path
November 1, 2025 at 3:49 AM
I generally don’t get horrible mood swings over nothing anymore but who knew a Wool and the Gang baby blanket kit could send me down that path
new liturgical year doesn’t start for a few more weeks but I’ve decided I’m going to buzz my hair on Fat Tuesday. show up to work the next morning with ashes on my forehead looking Metal As Fuck
October 30, 2025 at 6:17 AM
new liturgical year doesn’t start for a few more weeks but I’ve decided I’m going to buzz my hair on Fat Tuesday. show up to work the next morning with ashes on my forehead looking Metal As Fuck
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no one can convince me that baseball isn't a sport for the mentally ill (I say as a mentally ill person)
October 28, 2025 at 4:15 PM
no one can convince me that baseball isn't a sport for the mentally ill (I say as a mentally ill person)
apparently yesterday was #NationalBlackCatDay so here’s me and the street cat who came home with me in the spring and immediately attached himself to my hip
October 28, 2025 at 4:32 AM
apparently yesterday was #NationalBlackCatDay so here’s me and the street cat who came home with me in the spring and immediately attached himself to my hip
going to buy a print of this Dan Misdea New Yorker cartoon because it’s the most romantic thing I’ve ever seen in my life
October 28, 2025 at 12:29 AM
going to buy a print of this Dan Misdea New Yorker cartoon because it’s the most romantic thing I’ve ever seen in my life
Episcopalians are more or less a cross between Catholics and traditional Protestants and I think the most Catholic thing about me is that I treat my Dick Winters toploader like a prayer card
October 26, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Episcopalians are more or less a cross between Catholics and traditional Protestants and I think the most Catholic thing about me is that I treat my Dick Winters toploader like a prayer card
I love how some iterations of Connections are Kids Jeopardy and some are Empathizing With Schizophrenics
October 21, 2025 at 6:03 AM
I love how some iterations of Connections are Kids Jeopardy and some are Empathizing With Schizophrenics
texting my dad
October 17, 2025 at 10:29 PM
texting my dad
four movies in six weeks, I’ve never been more washed
October 17, 2025 at 8:45 PM
four movies in six weeks, I’ve never been more washed
who will write the Great American Gay Baseball Novel
October 10, 2025 at 10:50 PM
who will write the Great American Gay Baseball Novel
it is important to invest in an LL Bean floor-length flannel nightgown if you live in a giant rent-stabilized apartment building in brooklyn because without fail every fall the temp will drop below 55 and your landlord simply will not turn the heat on for a month
October 10, 2025 at 5:30 AM
it is important to invest in an LL Bean floor-length flannel nightgown if you live in a giant rent-stabilized apartment building in brooklyn because without fail every fall the temp will drop below 55 and your landlord simply will not turn the heat on for a month
was reading a fic during my downtime at work today -> thought about the fic on the subway -> got to choir rehearsal and kept thinking about the fic -> on Sunday I’m gonna be standing in my dumb robe singing an incredibly hard arrangement of Psalm 66 and all I’m gonna be thinking about is Some Guys
October 10, 2025 at 3:46 AM
was reading a fic during my downtime at work today -> thought about the fic on the subway -> got to choir rehearsal and kept thinking about the fic -> on Sunday I’m gonna be standing in my dumb robe singing an incredibly hard arrangement of Psalm 66 and all I’m gonna be thinking about is Some Guys
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The best NFL mock draft website is Wattpad
September 29, 2025 at 11:36 PM
The best NFL mock draft website is Wattpad
tyreek hill’s leg snapping in half on national television
September 30, 2025 at 1:26 AM
tyreek hill’s leg snapping in half on national television
last night my sister said dak prescott looks like the great gazoo and it made me laugh so hard it must have rattled something loose in my chest because I’ve been coughing intermittently ever since
September 22, 2025 at 2:39 PM
last night my sister said dak prescott looks like the great gazoo and it made me laugh so hard it must have rattled something loose in my chest because I’ve been coughing intermittently ever since
experiencing a new tier of adulthood: sitting on my couch on a sunday night shouting “RUN THE BALL!”
September 22, 2025 at 3:17 AM
experiencing a new tier of adulthood: sitting on my couch on a sunday night shouting “RUN THE BALL!”