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Hubbie, dad, teacher,🏃‍♀️👟coach
-OFC #VfB Americana Chair
-Host @VfBamericana.bsky.social
-Ohio Rec🎾blog doublefault.org
-3.0🎾:147-71,’21 Hall of 3.0 Fame👍🏻
-3.5🎾:0-28, relegated ‘23👎🏻
-700+ days winless😳
-Rec Tennis’ Simon Terodde🤷
As if I need any fantasy football help😒

Now, which QB’s to choose for my American fantasy football team🤔
October 2, 2025 at 11:31 AM
Idk what’s more impressive, taking credit* for the efforts of 13 year old athletes two weekends in a row or rocking the “hey, you look like my grandpa!” bucket hat #MiddleSchoolDynasty
September 6, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Always thought Doctor Doom would have a nicer car but maybe they’re right … “evil doesn’t pay” 🤷
August 22, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Perfect summer day in Cle w/ some ⚾️ & 2 of my 3 nimrods & repping mustard & #VfB (tho onion won the race today… if you know you know, eh @deisenbraun88.bsky.social?!)
August 3, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Well, that’s a wrap & the 3.5 streak stands at 0-28 & 648 days winless💪

Indeed, ended the ‘25 3.5 tennis year w/ a “perfect” solo season at 0-7 & a nigh-perfect team season at 1-9👌🏼

New ratings come out in December to reveal ‘26 status so that’s when we’ll find out if- when? -we’ve been relegated😬🤣
July 16, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Let’s see how this actually turns out … 👨🏻‍🍳
July 12, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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July 12, 2025 at 12:25 AM
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July 2, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Well how ‘bout that. A local Cleveland-area brewery inspired by … Stuttgart. Time to investigate…

#VfB
June 27, 2025 at 9:17 PM
I’m coming for you, Tasmania 🤣😂😬
June 18, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Not sure who this attractive emoji couple is (ahem) but #NoKings
June 14, 2025 at 8:38 PM
So (I found my password to this account, so hello again🤣) I’ve worn a Hawaiian tropical shirt 🌺🌴every Friday the last two years of school (TROPICAL SHIRT FRIDAY!) so it’s a bit of a tradition at scuooo & home so the fam got me this for an early Father’s Day gift before our LAST📚🎓Friday tomorrow 🤣
June 5, 2025 at 10:19 PM
The eggs are at least #VfB colors on this end 🤣
April 20, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Knew this personalized #VfB kit* would come in handy🤣

Put me in Seb, for as Val Kilmer would say (RIP), “I’m in my prime”🤣

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April 12, 2025 at 10:52 PM
We are fancy and put our porch fridge material in a cooler so the rabid* animals don’t get it, but yes, this is a random benefit of the Midwest
February 22, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Getting homemade b-day cards from your nihilistic children is certainly a way to start the day 🤣🤔👴🏻
February 7, 2025 at 11:02 AM
My wife turned on the news for 7 seconds, it was about you know who & the inauguration, so she then turned it to something called “YouTube Zen” & I’ve been watching this puppy wolf just sit here for the last 25’ and … it’s just lovely
January 20, 2025 at 4:37 PM
As for resolutions for 2025, I’ve decided to see how long it takes Human Resources to tell me to change my email profile picture
January 3, 2025 at 5:04 PM
My holiday is complete as tennis art imitates tennis life, a 🎾 winner* both in real life and in pretend 🤣🤣🤣
December 25, 2024 at 8:40 PM
HaselCookies complete with just a touch* of Brandy to seal the deal
December 16, 2024 at 12:05 AM
I predict “das Fleisch liegt auf dem Grill” even though it’s cold as 🥶❄️ here!
December 12, 2024 at 10:49 PM
It’s not X’mas in the Cle until you see Cleveland’s very own talking 🎄🌲, Bruce the Spruce, eh @edzelaski.bsky.social @deisenbraun88.bsky.social?!
November 30, 2024 at 7:00 PM
The glory years of good ‘ol #12. Behold the one and only “action” shot my parents took of me during my soccer career. Thanks Mom, thanks Dad🙄
November 24, 2024 at 2:16 PM