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Hubbie, dad, teacher,🏃‍♀️👟coach
-OFC #VfB Americana Chair
-Host @VfBamericana.bsky.social
-Ohio Rec🎾blog doublefault.org
-3.0🎾:147-71,’21 Hall of 3.0 Fame👍🏻
-3.5🎾:0-28, relegated ‘23👎🏻
-700+ days winless😳
-Rec Tennis’ Simon Terodde🤷
Pinned
I’m coming for you, Tasmania 🤣😂😬
Just finished “Life of Chuck.” Takes some investment but … 🥹
October 11, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Idk what’s more impressive, taking credit* for the efforts of 13 year old athletes two weekends in a row or rocking the “hey, you look like my grandpa!” bucket hat #MiddleSchoolDynasty
September 6, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Always thought Doctor Doom would have a nicer car but maybe they’re right … “evil doesn’t pay” 🤷
August 22, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Perfect summer day in Cle w/ some ⚾️ & 2 of my 3 nimrods & repping mustard & #VfB (tho onion won the race today… if you know you know, eh @deisenbraun88.bsky.social?!)
August 3, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Well, that’s a wrap & the 3.5 streak stands at 0-28 & 648 days winless💪

Indeed, ended the ‘25 3.5 tennis year w/ a “perfect” solo season at 0-7 & a nigh-perfect team season at 1-9👌🏼

New ratings come out in December to reveal ‘26 status so that’s when we’ll find out if- when? -we’ve been relegated😬🤣
July 16, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Let’s see how this actually turns out … 👨🏻‍🍳
July 12, 2025 at 8:32 PM
😴😴😴
July 12, 2025 at 12:25 AM
💪
July 2, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Well how ‘bout that. A local Cleveland-area brewery inspired by … Stuttgart. Time to investigate…

#VfB
June 27, 2025 at 9:17 PM
I’m coming for you, Tasmania 🤣😂😬
June 18, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Not sure who this attractive emoji couple is (ahem) but #NoKings
June 14, 2025 at 8:38 PM
I can barely sleep 5 hours let alone play tennis for 5+ hours, yeesh 😬

But wow 👏
King Carlos II

After dropping the first 2 sets, going down a break in the 3rd, and facing 3 championship points in the 4th, Carlos Alcaraz makes magic in Paris.

The defending champ pulls off a massive comeback against world #1 Jannik Sinner, 4-6, 6-7⁴, 6-4, 7-6³, 7-6², in the longest RG final ever
June 8, 2025 at 7:09 PM
So (I found my password to this account, so hello again🤣) I’ve worn a Hawaiian tropical shirt 🌺🌴every Friday the last two years of school (TROPICAL SHIRT FRIDAY!) so it’s a bit of a tradition at scuooo & home so the fam got me this for an early Father’s Day gift before our LAST📚🎓Friday tomorrow 🤣
June 5, 2025 at 10:19 PM
This is the 2nd watch party we’ve hosted vs FCH & we are 0-2. We vow to never, ever, how’s a watch party against them again🙏

Also, we are 0-1 vs SCF, SVW, & FCA😬

Random thought… we are thinking of hosing a #VfB Pokal watch party.

Ahem.

Hey @vfbyoungstown.bsky.social, what’s your record?!
🚨 #VfB Watch Party 🚨

🆚 #VfBFCH
📍Merry Arts
🗺️ Lakewood, Ohio
🕰️ 2:30 EDT
🗓️Friday, April 25

Can’t remember our @vfbcleveland.bsky.social password so posting it here. The 📺 works some of the time.
a man in a suit and tie is saying that 60 % of the time it works everytime
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is saying that 60 % of the time it works everytime
media.tenor.com
April 30, 2025 at 12:53 AM
🚨 #VfB Watch Party 🚨

🆚 #VfBFCH
📍Merry Arts
🗺️ Lakewood, Ohio
🕰️ 2:30 EDT
🗓️Friday, April 25

Can’t remember our @vfbcleveland.bsky.social password so posting it here. The 📺 works some of the time.
a man in a suit and tie is saying that 60 % of the time it works everytime
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is saying that 60 % of the time it works everytime
media.tenor.com
April 25, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Coaching right now and apparently missing out on the game of the century. 3:3 at the half?!

Should I ever watch again?!?!

#VfB #FCUVfB
Matt was wrong. This will shock no one. 🤣

Nice to see Jeff in the starting lineup.
Will we see Brun-Larson on the pitch today?
You're right! Update lineup released.
April 19, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Knew this personalized #VfB kit* would come in handy🤣

Put me in Seb, for as Val Kilmer would say (RIP), “I’m in my prime”🤣

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April 12, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Reposted by TraVfBis
🔥 M A T C H D A Y! 🔥
Baden-Württemberg-Derby! ⚪🔴💪
🆚 Karlsruher SC | ⏰🗓 14 Uhr
📍 PSV Stuttgart
📽️ Livestream auf #VfBTV & YouTube
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#VfBFrauen | #VfB | #Regionalliga
March 2, 2025 at 8:01 AM
I’m a run-of-the-mill high school teacher of history and economics in 🇺🇸

I’m not super smart but I’m ok-above-average-smart’ish-smart 📈

But wow is this a shitty time to be a teacher of history and economics in 🇺🇸
February 19, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Looking up “teaching jobs in Europe” and seeing the results is both a fun and sad exercise as the realization of 1) the precarious world situation and 2) my limited skills starts to hit home 😒

Also, happy Valentine’s Day 🤣
February 14, 2025 at 11:06 PM
My wife turned on the news for 7 seconds, it was about you know who & the inauguration, so she then turned it to something called “YouTube Zen” & I’ve been watching this puppy wolf just sit here for the last 25’ and … it’s just lovely
January 20, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Snow Day plan… gonna start Star Trek: Discovery

Any Trekkies out there? Worth diving into or…?
January 6, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Very much love my 📚✏️📝👨‍🏫 job & was looking forward to getting back to work but have to say the first day of school being cancelled due to ❄️❄️❄️ isn’t a bad way to start the 2025 semester, eh @deisenbraun88.bsky.social🤣🤣🤣
January 6, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Turning 50 in February and been a Cleveland Clowns fan since before I can remember and my analysis so far for this end of season 🏈 match is that I’m excited for tomorrow’s 8am EST #VfB #Ajax friendly match
January 4, 2025 at 10:26 PM
As for resolutions for 2025, I’ve decided to see how long it takes Human Resources to tell me to change my email profile picture
January 3, 2025 at 5:04 PM