Hazel Murray
@hazelannmurray74.bsky.social
Old Scottish lady who has no filter, granny of two, mum of two, dog mummy of two, happiest when I am upcycling furniture and being left the fuck alone x
I was so glad when they took the mirrored floors out of the stand and tan beds 😳 x
December 22, 2025 at 5:53 AM
I was so glad when they took the mirrored floors out of the stand and tan beds 😳 x
I can 💯 relate to this, I also clean very late so none of the bastards are in the way or walk on my nice clean floors x
December 22, 2025 at 5:42 AM
I can 💯 relate to this, I also clean very late so none of the bastards are in the way or walk on my nice clean floors x
Brilliant! Definitely not boring x
December 19, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Brilliant! Definitely not boring x
Make her some vouchers, a meal out when you have money, a massage, you will do a days housework and cooking, make her a card, write a poem - trust me she will love it and she would much rather that than you stressing and putting yourself in debt for something she does not need! Vinted is also great
December 17, 2025 at 11:01 AM
Make her some vouchers, a meal out when you have money, a massage, you will do a days housework and cooking, make her a card, write a poem - trust me she will love it and she would much rather that than you stressing and putting yourself in debt for something she does not need! Vinted is also great
Matalan self service…. You are welcome 🤣 x
December 15, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Matalan self service…. You are welcome 🤣 x
Love it! I am 52 and making soup and feeding my birds is also what I do, wake up and go out to feed my birdies, I paint furniture while listening to gangsta rap, I would quite happily never leave my home and garden again..no fucks given x
December 15, 2025 at 8:30 AM
Love it! I am 52 and making soup and feeding my birds is also what I do, wake up and go out to feed my birdies, I paint furniture while listening to gangsta rap, I would quite happily never leave my home and garden again..no fucks given x
Not just you 🤣 although I do have FND and my accent changes from Scottish to cockney on a regular basis 🤣 x
December 13, 2025 at 9:29 AM
Not just you 🤣 although I do have FND and my accent changes from Scottish to cockney on a regular basis 🤣 x
We had hours of fun in our nylon nighties skidding on to our nylon bedsheets to create sparks 🤣 x
December 10, 2025 at 10:27 AM
We had hours of fun in our nylon nighties skidding on to our nylon bedsheets to create sparks 🤣 x
It’s lovely… a wee drop of milk around the top 👌
December 8, 2025 at 11:32 PM
It’s lovely… a wee drop of milk around the top 👌
My mum sent my brother to buy Neil Diamonds the reverends blue jeans … we still sing it as that all these years on 🤣 x
December 6, 2025 at 6:48 PM
My mum sent my brother to buy Neil Diamonds the reverends blue jeans … we still sing it as that all these years on 🤣 x
I will not be able to unhear that! X
December 6, 2025 at 6:46 PM
I will not be able to unhear that! X
I have a gorgeous pure white Maltese, her name is Dolly Parton, we call her the Queen of chaos, she loves digging in muck, hates people and barks at everyone and everything, she sits on my shoulder like a parrot and no one visits me now because of her.. it’s great 🤣
December 5, 2025 at 10:01 AM
I have a gorgeous pure white Maltese, her name is Dolly Parton, we call her the Queen of chaos, she loves digging in muck, hates people and barks at everyone and everything, she sits on my shoulder like a parrot and no one visits me now because of her.. it’s great 🤣
A lady I know has just found out she is pregnant at 50 so beware 🤣 I have two kids, had them young… 18 and 23, they are 32 and 28 now and while I adore them I am still fecking knackered and skint! It never ever stops! 🤣 but they do bring me such joy x
December 5, 2025 at 9:52 AM
A lady I know has just found out she is pregnant at 50 so beware 🤣 I have two kids, had them young… 18 and 23, they are 32 and 28 now and while I adore them I am still fecking knackered and skint! It never ever stops! 🤣 but they do bring me such joy x
💯 yeah we are 🤣 x
December 1, 2025 at 4:00 PM
💯 yeah we are 🤣 x
Fuuuuck! I knew my bastard husband was cheating! X
December 1, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Fuuuuck! I knew my bastard husband was cheating! X
I did this as a job 30 years ago… best job I ever had! We are damn fine actresses putting on a persona and taking it off at home time, I loved my regulars and it was a different time x
November 30, 2025 at 6:23 PM
I did this as a job 30 years ago… best job I ever had! We are damn fine actresses putting on a persona and taking it off at home time, I loved my regulars and it was a different time x
Absolutely love this! No less than he deserves 🤣 x
November 30, 2025 at 10:44 AM
Absolutely love this! No less than he deserves 🤣 x
It is, but mostly funny x
November 11, 2025 at 7:40 PM
It is, but mostly funny x
You still can .. ish from B&M… 10 pairs for £6… I buy them for my filthy son x
November 11, 2025 at 1:19 AM
You still can .. ish from B&M… 10 pairs for £6… I buy them for my filthy son x
🤣🤣 oh ffs 🤣🤣 bet you struggled not to absolutely wet yourself laughing x
November 10, 2025 at 8:21 AM
🤣🤣 oh ffs 🤣🤣 bet you struggled not to absolutely wet yourself laughing x
I once dumped a guy because his balls were too small, like tiny little salad potatoes! To this day he is known as spud nuts
November 9, 2025 at 5:55 PM
I once dumped a guy because his balls were too small, like tiny little salad potatoes! To this day he is known as spud nuts
I have a condition called FND Aand sometimes my accent just changes, I can be cockney (fackin ell) Chinese (wa u wa) I go Yorkshire , newcastle , Irish, Welsh, whatever my brain decides, It’s scary but funny (I’m Scottish BTW ) x
November 9, 2025 at 5:43 PM
I have a condition called FND Aand sometimes my accent just changes, I can be cockney (fackin ell) Chinese (wa u wa) I go Yorkshire , newcastle , Irish, Welsh, whatever my brain decides, It’s scary but funny (I’m Scottish BTW ) x
I’m originally west coast of Scotland - 33 years since I moved and when I’m angry, shouting or drunk shouting I revert back 🤣 x
November 9, 2025 at 3:42 PM
I’m originally west coast of Scotland - 33 years since I moved and when I’m angry, shouting or drunk shouting I revert back 🤣 x