Hazel Murray
@hazelannmurray74.bsky.social
Old Scottish lady who has no filter, granny of two, mum of two, dog mummy of two, happiest when I am upcycling furniture and being left the fuck alone x
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My mum was dying, she was 68, we were moving her and my dads room about to accommodate a hospital bed, my 18 year old son was helping shift the wardrobe when the top flap opened and a giant dildo fell at his feet! No one wants to see their granny’s dildo, scarred for life 🤣x
My mum was dying, she was 68, we were moving her and my dads room about to accommodate a hospital bed, my 18 year old son was helping shift the wardrobe when the top flap opened and a giant dildo fell at his feet! No one wants to see their granny’s dildo, scarred for life 🤣x
November 9, 2025 at 5:49 PM
@fesshole.bsky.social
My mum was dying, she was 68, we were moving her and my dads room about to accommodate a hospital bed, my 18 year old son was helping shift the wardrobe when the top flap opened and a giant dildo fell at his feet! No one wants to see their granny’s dildo, scarred for life 🤣x
My mum was dying, she was 68, we were moving her and my dads room about to accommodate a hospital bed, my 18 year old son was helping shift the wardrobe when the top flap opened and a giant dildo fell at his feet! No one wants to see their granny’s dildo, scarred for life 🤣x
@fesshole.bsky.social
I was planning to leave my cheating husband, it took two years, in that time I would let our big slobery dog lick his dinner, I put my pee in his aftershave so the prick wore my piss to meet his side pieces, 30 years on it still makes me smile x
I was planning to leave my cheating husband, it took two years, in that time I would let our big slobery dog lick his dinner, I put my pee in his aftershave so the prick wore my piss to meet his side pieces, 30 years on it still makes me smile x
November 4, 2025 at 3:27 PM
@fesshole.bsky.social
I was planning to leave my cheating husband, it took two years, in that time I would let our big slobery dog lick his dinner, I put my pee in his aftershave so the prick wore my piss to meet his side pieces, 30 years on it still makes me smile x
I was planning to leave my cheating husband, it took two years, in that time I would let our big slobery dog lick his dinner, I put my pee in his aftershave so the prick wore my piss to meet his side pieces, 30 years on it still makes me smile x