"You know, I don't know how Vox thinks he could beat me in a battle. If Adam couldn't kill me, why does a second rate overlord (at best) think he could, I mean it's utterly ludicrous!"

"A broadcast to all sinners in hell! If you just so happen to find a 1930s era radio, that is mine and I'd like it returned to me post haste. If you're the one who took it, then I know where you are and will find you. Ta ta dear listeners!"

//Finally taking a step I should've a long time ago, this song really represents me and my dad's relationship. If he actually cares, his reaction will show that.

//My mom got me cheap Legos for Christmas that I could use to build Hazbin Hotel characters, my God is he scuffed but I love this goofy little bastard

//Y'all my mom is the best, this is what I got for Christmas

//I think I had a type

"I believe we've discussed everything."

*He stands up and leans forward and holds his hand out, a green glow emanating from it*

"So it's a deal then?"

"How very thoughtful of you. Do tell, who is this person who's caused you to come to me?"

*he smiles and leans forward on his microphone staff*

*after a few minutes of waiting, Alastor comes downstairs, wearing the same grin as usual*

"Why hello my dear! How may I help you? Are you here about my offer?"

*he smiles even wider, if that's even possible*

"I'm quite interested to hear what you want."

"Does anyone want to play hide and seek? I'll hide, and you can seek professional help."

"I do hope Vox isn't on here, mostly for his sake mind you. I wouldn't want to humiliate him again, he might break an antenna in rage!"

"Well hello there people of this 'Bluesky' app. Alastor here! I hope all the sinners and winners are ready for daily broadcasts from yours truly! It'll be so much fun!"