Alastor
@hazbin2006.bsky.social
I post Hazbin Hotel RP prompts, my DMs are open if ya need to talk.
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Alastor
@hazbin2006.bsky.social
· Oct 8
So update to this now:
Operator is 19, but I'd still prefer no NSFW
This is an RP account for Alastor from Hazbin Hotel but Helluva Boss and other crossovers welcome
DMs are still open for anyone who wants to talk
Still trying my best, may be rusty from hiatus
Anyways!
Without further ado:
Operator is 19, but I'd still prefer no NSFW
This is an RP account for Alastor from Hazbin Hotel but Helluva Boss and other crossovers welcome
DMs are still open for anyone who wants to talk
Still trying my best, may be rusty from hiatus
Anyways!
Without further ado:
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Not seeing nearly enough discourse about Patina Miller singing her fucking FACE OFF this season
November 21, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Not seeing nearly enough discourse about Patina Miller singing her fucking FACE OFF this season
//Here we go
*Alastor is walking through hell, on his way to Cannibal Town. Along the way he stops to admire some of the sights.*
"Ah, smell that sulfer... Wonderful."
*as he continues walking {reader} bumps into him*
"Ah, how rude!"
*he turns to see who it is, grinning despite it*
#RPStarter
*Alastor is walking through hell, on his way to Cannibal Town. Along the way he stops to admire some of the sights.*
"Ah, smell that sulfer... Wonderful."
*as he continues walking {reader} bumps into him*
"Ah, how rude!"
*he turns to see who it is, grinning despite it*
#RPStarter
a red and black cartoon character with red eyes and a bow tie
ALT: a red and black cartoon character with red eyes and a bow tie
media.tenor.com
November 21, 2025 at 3:07 AM
//Here we go
*Alastor is walking through hell, on his way to Cannibal Town. Along the way he stops to admire some of the sights.*
"Ah, smell that sulfer... Wonderful."
*as he continues walking {reader} bumps into him*
"Ah, how rude!"
*he turns to see who it is, grinning despite it*
#RPStarter
*Alastor is walking through hell, on his way to Cannibal Town. Along the way he stops to admire some of the sights.*
"Ah, smell that sulfer... Wonderful."
*as he continues walking {reader} bumps into him*
"Ah, how rude!"
*he turns to see who it is, grinning despite it*
#RPStarter
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Someone get this man a Ibuprofen
November 20, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Someone get this man a Ibuprofen
//Get to writing haters.
Feel free to print this out for any disloyal little bitches you might know
November 20, 2025 at 11:50 AM
//Get to writing haters.
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Feel free to print this out for any disloyal little bitches you might know
November 20, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Feel free to print this out for any disloyal little bitches you might know
"Hah! Vox couldn't even beat me at half my strength yet he thought he could take on Heaven! What a joke! Anyways now that I am back at full capacity expect my regular broadcasts to resume! Thank you for your attention to this matter sinners!"
a close up of a cartoon character with red eyes and teeth
ALT: a close up of a cartoon character with red eyes and teeth
media.tenor.com
November 19, 2025 at 9:27 AM
"Hah! Vox couldn't even beat me at half my strength yet he thought he could take on Heaven! What a joke! Anyways now that I am back at full capacity expect my regular broadcasts to resume! Thank you for your attention to this matter sinners!"
//wdym Hazbin season 2 ends this week?
a cartoon drawing of a red devil with a black tail
ALT: a cartoon drawing of a red devil with a black tail
media.tenor.com
November 14, 2025 at 11:11 PM
//wdym Hazbin season 2 ends this week?
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November 5, 2025 at 4:17 PM
//New Hazbin episodes are out and they're just as good as the last two, maybe better.
November 5, 2025 at 6:50 PM
//New Hazbin episodes are out and they're just as good as the last two, maybe better.
"Happy Halloween sinners! I hope you all have a wonderful day getting scared and getting diabetes! For those of you going dressed as yours truly, make sure to do me proud!"
a cartoon character in a red suit is holding a bottle of wine
ALT: a cartoon character in a red suit is holding a bottle of wine
media.tenor.com
October 31, 2025 at 12:37 PM
"Happy Halloween sinners! I hope you all have a wonderful day getting scared and getting diabetes! For those of you going dressed as yours truly, make sure to do me proud!"
//Well that was sick. I won't spoil it, but if you haven't watched season 2 DO IT
October 29, 2025 at 8:23 AM
//Well that was sick. I won't spoil it, but if you haven't watched season 2 DO IT
//Everyone doing okay? Mentally, physically, or otherwise? If not, I'm here to listen.
October 19, 2025 at 1:20 AM
//Everyone doing okay? Mentally, physically, or otherwise? If not, I'm here to listen.
"Friendly reminder that I beat Vox once already and I can and will do it again! I always knew I was better than him, it's why I didn't join him."
a red cartoon character and a blue cartoon character with red eyes
ALT: a red cartoon character and a blue cartoon character with red eyes
media.tenor.com
October 12, 2025 at 4:09 PM
"Friendly reminder that I beat Vox once already and I can and will do it again! I always knew I was better than him, it's why I didn't join him."
//New Hazbin song is sick. Definitely better than Hazbin Guarantee imho.
October 11, 2025 at 8:13 AM
//New Hazbin song is sick. Definitely better than Hazbin Guarantee imho.
"Question, if I were to run in the next United States presidential election, would you vote for me? I assure you I have some ideas that would really spice up the place!"
a cartoon character is sitting on a bed holding a sword .
ALT: a cartoon character is sitting on a bed holding a sword .
media.tenor.com
October 10, 2025 at 10:29 AM
"Question, if I were to run in the next United States presidential election, would you vote for me? I assure you I have some ideas that would really spice up the place!"
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October 9, 2025 at 6:46 AM
"You know, I don't know how Vox thinks he could beat me in a battle. If Adam couldn't kill me, why does a second rate overlord (at best) think he could, I mean it's utterly ludicrous!"
October 9, 2025 at 12:51 PM
"You know, I don't know how Vox thinks he could beat me in a battle. If Adam couldn't kill me, why does a second rate overlord (at best) think he could, I mean it's utterly ludicrous!"
//Can't believe we're less than a month away from Hazbin Hotel Season 2. I'm getting hype, what about y'all?
October 9, 2025 at 12:41 AM
//Can't believe we're less than a month away from Hazbin Hotel Season 2. I'm getting hype, what about y'all?
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October 8, 2025 at 5:48 AM
So update to this now:
Operator is 19, but I'd still prefer no NSFW
This is an RP account for Alastor from Hazbin Hotel but Helluva Boss and other crossovers welcome
DMs are still open for anyone who wants to talk
Still trying my best, may be rusty from hiatus
Anyways!
Without further ado:
Operator is 19, but I'd still prefer no NSFW
This is an RP account for Alastor from Hazbin Hotel but Helluva Boss and other crossovers welcome
DMs are still open for anyone who wants to talk
Still trying my best, may be rusty from hiatus
Anyways!
Without further ado:
October 8, 2025 at 10:08 AM
So update to this now:
Operator is 19, but I'd still prefer no NSFW
This is an RP account for Alastor from Hazbin Hotel but Helluva Boss and other crossovers welcome
DMs are still open for anyone who wants to talk
Still trying my best, may be rusty from hiatus
Anyways!
Without further ado:
Operator is 19, but I'd still prefer no NSFW
This is an RP account for Alastor from Hazbin Hotel but Helluva Boss and other crossovers welcome
DMs are still open for anyone who wants to talk
Still trying my best, may be rusty from hiatus
Anyways!
Without further ado:
"A broadcast to all sinners in hell! If you just so happen to find a 1930s era radio, that is mine and I'd like it returned to me post haste. If you're the one who took it, then I know where you are and will find you. Ta ta dear listeners!"
October 8, 2025 at 10:03 AM
"A broadcast to all sinners in hell! If you just so happen to find a 1930s era radio, that is mine and I'd like it returned to me post haste. If you're the one who took it, then I know where you are and will find you. Ta ta dear listeners!"
//Haven't posted here in a while, hope y'all didn't forget me 🥺
I'll try to be more active on here!
I'll try to be more active on here!
October 3, 2025 at 6:17 PM
//Haven't posted here in a while, hope y'all didn't forget me 🥺
I'll try to be more active on here!
I'll try to be more active on here!
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After all the Red Carpets, the ceremony itself, the after party & the after-after parties, nothing compares to the warm welcome upon my return home. 🐕 🐶 🐾
#Oscars2025
#Oscars2025
March 3, 2025 at 9:11 PM
After all the Red Carpets, the ceremony itself, the after party & the after-after parties, nothing compares to the warm welcome upon my return home. 🐕 🐶 🐾
#Oscars2025
#Oscars2025
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After that plane literally flipped upside down after smashing into the runway and 100% of people survived, I hope every person who ever said “what’s even the point of seatbelts on a plane” feels like a real doof.
February 19, 2025 at 11:26 PM
After that plane literally flipped upside down after smashing into the runway and 100% of people survived, I hope every person who ever said “what’s even the point of seatbelts on a plane” feels like a real doof.